List of quotes in Crash Tag Team Racing said by Nina Cortex

This is a list of quotes said by Nina Cortex in Crash Tag Team Racing.

Missions

• "Oh. It's you hairball. Well while I'm here why don't you listen to a little proposition. You bandicoots have a thing for Power Crystals right? You bring me the keys to this mean machine Von Clutch has parked here, and I'll give you this Crystal I found.
• "So, why am I talking to you again? You're here without what I asked for, sniffing around for Power Crystals right? Grow a brain and GET ME WHAT I WANT!!!"
• "Again, you come back to bother me. What is it with you bandicoots? Are you all just dumb? Or is this because you spin so much?"
• "Look, are you going to do what I asked or do I have to start shaving you? 'Cause I will. Right down to the brain!"
• "Oooh. Now that is more like it. Doesn't take much to get you to do what I want now does it? Here's your Crystal, and I'll see you on the racetrack!"
• "Oh. It's you, Crash. Well look, as much as it pains me to say this, I need your help. There's this sweet car I wanna get, but I need a little more money. You... ugh, this is so lame! You have to get me a job. Snuffle around and find me a job. P-- Pl-- Please."
• "What? You wanna see me beg?! Ugh, I don't think so!"
• "Crash, what are you doing? Look, peon, stop trying my patience. Get me that job if you know what's good for you."
• "I am through dealing with you, Crash! God, it's like talking to soap! Don't come back here until you've gotten me that job!"
• "You did it? You got me the job? Oh Crash, you are so gullible. I'm going to use this job to get the car of my dreams, a vehicle of such power that I will be the scourge on the racetracks and vision of evil power like no Cortex before or after me!"
• "Oh get out of here."
• "Oh. Hey rodent."
• "I'm going to cut to the chase here okay? You bring me a ton of coins so I can get this car working, and I give you a Power Crystal. Why do I have so many Power Crystals? None of your business, that's why! Get moving."
• "Oh Crash. Why do you do this to yourself? Here, I find a way to make a mousetrap dodger, like yourself, useful, and instead you just annoy me. Now, get out of here before I get really testy."
• "Why are you still here!? Go get me the coins I need before I have you fixed!"
• "Do what I ask or I'm putting you in the kennel!"
• "Oh, come on you fuzzy freak! What are you doing here? Bring me those coins already!"
• "Alright! The rodent comes through with the cheese. Okay hairball, here's your Power Crystal. But with me at the wheel of this baby, you better be watching your six!"

When interacting with Crash

• "Can't you see I'm planning Armageddon here?"
• "Go away! I am allergic to fleas!"
• "Is there something I can help you with?"
• "Oh, it's you. Begone, vile creature."
• "Crash! Aren't you supposed to be defeating my uncle somewhere?"
• "So you're the villain I've been warned about. Rad."
• "Nice sneakers, and they look like re-pros though."
• "Crash Bandicoot! We meet at last! The circle is now complete!"
• "My uncle said you should give me any coins you've collected."
• "Crash Bandicoot! Stand still while I assess your weakness."
• "Back off, Furball!"
• "Have you come to deliver me from boredom?"

When attacked by Crash

• "Hey! Not fair!"
• "I'M TELLING!"

When starting a race

• "I'll be watching what everyone does."
• "Turn out the lights, the party's starting!"
• "My strategy is cold and merciless. Brrrrr!"
• "I'll let you all know how the rest goes when I beat you!"
• "My victory shall be swift and dreadful!"
• "Cower mortal slime!"
• "You all might as well go home."
• "It is here that I shall begin my reign of hurting!"
• "Resistance is futile, dummies!"
• "Be afraid. Be very afraid."
• "I just had my braces tightened, so BRING IT ON!"
• "Let the suffering commence!"

When starting from a standstill

• "So much power, so few victims."
• "Witness my unbridled donkey power."
• "Up, up, and away!"
• "Bow before my dark powers of torque!"
• "Ugh! Listen to that terrible screeching!"
• "Engage number one!"
• "I am cyborg, hear me roar."
• "The themes... more themes."
• "I cackle with glee. Hahahahahahahaha!"
• "Cower, mortals."
• "Told you I wasn't kidding."
• "Judge me by my size, do you?"

When flying through the air

• "Death from above!"
• "Hide, insects, hide..."
• "This is how evil should travel."
• "I wish I could stay up here always."
• "I feel like a demigod!"
• "Oww, my sinuses."
• "Warp factor 10!"
• "Check out this awesome hangtime."
• "I'm a great bird of doom!"
• "I am an airborne virus. Wheeee!"
• "Ha! I learned that trick this morning!"
• "Uh, I hope this is a non-stop flight."

When passing an opponent vehicle

• "And you thought you had a chance!"
• "I'll come back and get you later."
• "Feel my swift briskness, fool!"
• "I'll send you a postcard from the finish line!"
• "Eat the humiliation like candy!"
• "I need a change of scenery. See ya!"
• "Man, that feels good!"
• "Witness my velocity, slow one!"
• "I have some freshly baked discomfort to deliver."
• "I LOVE making you look bad."
• "Here, I'll show you how it's done."
• "I really must be going."

When passed by an opponent vehicle

• "You invite discomfort upon yourself."
• "I'm saving my strength for your doom, fella!"
• "It's okay. I need a breather."
• "I'm keeping my eye on you, fella."
• "That's okay, you're UGLY!!!!"
• "Note to self: drive faster."
• "All the better to hit you from behind!"
• "The humility of it all...!"
• "Go ahead. I'll be there to pass you in a minute."
• "Enjoy it while you can, mortal."
• "NOT FAIR!! I'M supposed to win!"

When brushing against an opponent vehicle

• "WOOHOO! I know I'm alive!"
• "Ha! I have lots of black touchup paint."
• "No pain, no gain."
• "Crashing is such sweet sorrow..."
• "Try as you might. I am INVINCIBLE!"
• "Don't make me stop this car!"
• "Keep it up, YOU."
• "Quick! Write down my license plate! Not!"
• "Hey! Not fair!"
• "Ooh, I love the smell of twisted steel."
• "Hey. ...Is this part of the ride?"
• "OOH! That smarts."
• "Hey! This isn't bumper cars, fella!"
• "You robbed me of hurting!"
• "The children... how they love to play."
• "Another missed opportunity."
• "The violence! I hope it lasts."
• "Walker! Stop walking."
• "I like that TOO much."
• "Nina giveth and Nina taketh away."
• "Ooh, I hope I caused THAT."
• "Are you trying to tell me something?"
• "Close, but no bubblegum cigar."
• "Lousy minor inconvenience."
• "That was pretty lame."
• "OWW! My toe..."
• "Ohhh. It sickens me."
• "It's all part of life's game."
• "My rates are sure to go up after this one."
• "I'll take a raincheck on your demise."
• "This is why I get frustrated."
• "Why waste a good opportunity for pain?"
• "Oopsie!"
• "Knowing I can is enough."
• "Oh, what a shame."
• "Cowardly coward!"
• "Today, you shall live."
• "I'M TELLING!"
• "Come back here and let me flatten you!"
• "You dare cross my path!"
• "That was a minor disappointment."
• "That could've been glorious!"
• "We shall meet again."
• "Nina feels generous. Away with you!"
• "You robbed me of my violence!"
• "That's NOT productive!"
• "Tempt fate, will you?"
• "I knew I shoulda put on my seatbelt! Ugh!"
• "Temptation is a horrible thing."
• "Where's your guts, gutless one?"

When brushing against a wall

• "Get some disinfectant."
• "The damage only makes me look cooler!"
• "That'll polish out."
• "Heads will most certainly roll."
• "-scoffs- I can fix anything but duct tape."
• "There, there, my trusty steed."
• "This is the price of victory."
• "Get my plastic surgeon!"
• "Disconcerting. Most disconcerting."
• "Why?! Why did they do such things?"
• "Where's that glue stick?"
• "Better the car than me."
• "Yes! The damage looks uber cool!"

When hit by a weapon

• "Ah, yes. They still have a will to crush."
• "I'm invincible! ...Ouches."
• "You dare raise a hand to me?!"
• "You only make it worse on yourself!"
• "Stop it, pimple innard!"
• "Hey. What did I do to you anyhow?"
• "Now begins the winter of your discontent!"
• "I am cool by the heat of battle!"
• "Ohh, the humanity!"
• "My concentration is not concentrating!"
• "Well... okay. That was good.
• "Scars! More battle scars!"
• "Ohhh, the pain!!!!"
• "Ohh, well, did YOU cross the line."
• "Apparently he doesn't know who I am."

When breaking a trackside target

• "It's a bad habit, but I love it."
• "I love to do that!"
• "Rain gifts upon me."
• "What else can I break around here?"
• "My coffers grow bloated with goodies."
• "Mine, MINE, MINE!!!"
• "'Open' says ME!"
• "Breaking things makes me happy."
• "I love free things...!"
• "Jackpot..."
• "FULL... giveth me your rich innards."
• "Smashity smash!"
• "Breaking things makes me happy!"

When attacking an opponent vehicle

• "Do you have a taste for cold steel?"
• "Another customer served."
• "Don't EVER call me goth again!"
• "Nina Cortex bids you greetings!"
• "And THAT'S just the beginning."
• "The violence is delicious..."
• "You invite this upon yourself!"
• "That hurt you far more than it hurt me."
• "Revenge is a dish best served with gummy worms!"
• "Where do I send the flowers?"
• "-scoffs- Ya like that?"
• "Taste of my greasy wrath!"

When destroying an opponent vehicle

• "Who says it's not fun being antisocial?"
• "All in a day's work."
• "Sorry. It's my nature..."
• "Nature selected you for doom!"
• "I feel so alive!"
• "You make me do this to you."
• "Begone with you."
• "Bad girls, bad girls, whatcha gonna do?"
• "Cower before my mighty mightiness!"
• "Witness the fate of my opponents."
• "Taste my fist, weakling!"
• "My wrath is cold and hard."

When destroyed by an opponent vehicle

• "Rise my dark stallion! ... Please!"
• "I shall rebuild you in the image of your former self."
• "DON'T LEAVE ME THIS WAY!!"
• "I shall remember this sacrifice with sorrow... Really!"
• "You fought like a Cortex! And that's why you're dead."
• "Sleep my pretty, sleep..."
• "Poor baby. It was for a higher cause."
• "Arghh! I shall avenge youuuu!"
• "Stay away from the light...!"
• "It was not in vain, little car."
• "A moment of silence, please."
• "I'll never replace you... Next car please!"
• "We can rebuild you. Stronger, better, more evil..."

When clashing with opponent vehicle

• "Super size me!"
• "Trust me, this will improve your odds."
• "Ain't technology grand?"
• "You're gonna LOVE this!"
• "This would be so fun at the mall."
• "So many weapons, so little time!"
• "Let's get the windows tinted."
• "We join into a pinata of destruction!"
• "Run, insects of fate!"
• "How fortunate you are to clash with the likes of me."
• "Together, we shall unleash super sized amounts of pain!"
• "Does this thing have a stereo?"

When declashing

• "It just wasn't working out, okay?"
• "You are unworthy of my efforts!"
• "Was it good for you too?"
• "Be happy! I don't do this with just anyone."
• "Thank you for such a wonderful time..."
• "It is too hot in the kitchen."
• "Begone with you!"
• "I'm done with this!"
• "We should do that more often."
• "Umm... we're done."
• "You're boring like a junior prom."
• "Parting is such sweet sorrow!"
• "Don't call me. I'll call you."
• "I got what I wanted."

Carrying an item

• "With you, bad things will occur."
• "Sweet!"
• "My arsenal of thunder grows!"
• "Nice!"
• "Come to me, my pretty!"
• "This will help my dark causes."
• "It's a collectible item! Rare, too."
• "There's gotta be a catch."
• "I love souvenirs!"
• "Another tool for treachery."
• "Who left this stuff lying around?"
• "Ooh, I'll save that one!"
• "Pennies from Purgatory."

When running over a park drone

• "Let that be a lesson to you all."
• "Immoral? Possibly. Satisfying? Absolutely!"
• "Not a hint of guilt here!"
• "-scoffs- Great. Now my tires need cleaning."
• "Would you like one lump, or two?"
• "Hey, puffin, good luck proving Darwin right."
• "Tell it to the bionic hand!"
• "Did it feel good for you, too?"
• "Your purpose is fulfilled."
• "Where do I send the fruitbasket?"
• "Don't blame me, blame nature."

When winning a race

• "And that's how it's done!"
• "Get some cybernetic implants, then we'll talk."
• "Honesty is not one of my traits. I'm the best!"
• "Ha! Foolish fool! Did you think it would be that easy?"
• "You dare to cross my path, mortal?"
• "Your lameness is very lame."
• "Bow at my swiftness, peasants."
• "Witness my dark powers of domination, FOOLS."
• "Tofu eater, I laugh at your patheticness!"
• "Put more hard in it!"
• "You all made excellent prey."
• "You bore me with your vacancy of skill."
• "Now is the time to beg for leniency."
• "Begone, insignificant one!"
• "My ally is the dark force, and a powerful ally it is."
• "Like water off a bum's back."
• "It was no effort at all, really."
• "Around a frothy Wumpa Whip for all my living victims!"
• "Your puny weapons, I laugh at them! Ha!"
• "You should just give up."
• "You gotta get up pretty early in the morn."
• "I will rule with a pig iron fist of cruelty!"
• "Foolish mortal! When will they learn?"
• "So, this is what victory smells like. -smells, then coughs-"
• "The autograph line started around the corner."
• "And I have yet to tap my sinister potential."

When losing a race

• "Wow. Am I really that bad?"
• "Fate smiles on you today, mortal."
• "I've been better by the dregs of creation."
• "Wait! Do-over."
• "Man, I used to be good at video games!"
• "Note to self: AIM. FIRST."
• "The weak ALWAYS sabotage the strong."
• "You can run, but you can't hide!"
• "I meant to do that."
• "Nina hate losing! Nina smash!"
• "This is embarrassing."
• "I have much to learn apparently..."
• "DO-OVER!!!! DO-OVER!!!!"
• "Judgment day is around the corner, mortal!"
• "The humiliation... it cuts like a dole spoon in my heart..."
• "What will I tell my non-existent friends?"
• "Much anger in me...!"
• "Fate...why do you punish me?"
• "Run, coward! Run, run, RUN!"
• "The meek can kiss my blue butt."
• "Aww, shucky-poo!"
• "MAN! I suck pigling eggs!"
• "Count to ten, Nina. One, TWO... THREE!"
• "Is this the price of greatness?"
• "It's ALL! YOUR! FAULT!"
• "Little fly I swat at thee!"
• "Eh, winning isn't as important as how well you cheated."

Unused

• "Fly, my pretty! Fly!!"
• "Hurry, before they realize they're winning!"
• "Please, fill yourself with swiftness!"
• "Throw out excess weight!"
• "Make a hole, I'm coming through!"
• "Time to end the charade."
• "This is NO time to sleep on the job."
• "Come on, gamer, I have a reputation here!"
• "I beg you to pick up the pace..."
• "Things are starting to get hairy!"
• "If you speed up, I'll give you a cookie!"
• "Hurry! This is no way to lose!"
• "Revenge in thine!"
• "All in good time, my dear uncle."
• "And then, I shall rule this park with an iron claw!"
• "Man, I hope I get home soon. Walkers on at 11."
• "Car racing is for sissies!"
• "Why hasn't natural selection picked everyone off yet?"
• "Time and evil carmies on my side."
• "More victims, please. I am running out of patience!"
• "Soon, you all shall do my bidding very soon."
• "I'm underestimated by foes."
• "And this is why I lose."
• "I CAN'T WAIT TILL I'M EIGHTEEN!!!