Crash Bandicoot: The Huge Adventure script

This page is comprised of transcriptions of all the cutscenes in Crash Bandicoot: The Huge Adventure.

Notes:
 * Each cutscene is in chronological order of appearance in regular gameplay.
 * Being a Gameboy Advance game, this game doesn't have full voice acting, with all dialogue being shown via subtitles. These subtitles also contain some narration at times. In game, all of these subtitles are written in all upper case, however here they have been transcribed normally for ease of reading. Otherwise, everything is transcribed exactly as written in the subtitles down to the punctuation.
 * Again, due to the limitations of the console, the cutscenes play out as slideshows of images rather than full-motion video. A new description is written for each time the image changes.

Intro
[High above Earth, Cortex's evil space station looms.]

Narration: "On a mysterious space station orbiting high above the Earth..."

[Within the space station, Cortex grovels on his knees before Uka Uka.]

Uka Uka: "Cortex, remind me why I keep you around. You have failed me one too many times."

[The view angle changes to show Cortex's nervous face.]

Cortex: "Uka Uka! Forgive me... I've been wasting all these years trying to vanquish that brainless bandicoot! He is of no importance to us... We want to take over the world!"

[The view changes back to show Uka Uka.]

Uka Uka: "I've heard it all before, little scientist! What is so different this time?"

Cortex: "Trust me Uka, I have a little plan to bring Earth's puny inhabitants down to size..."

[The space station is shown over the Earth once again.]

Cortex: "At last, my Planetary Minimizer is complete!"

[Cortex's face appears on a screen, raising a pointed hand, green data and code surrounding him.]

Cortex: "Earthlings will bow to my superior intellect!"

[Cortex is shown standing beside the planetary minimizer. The machinery glows bright red as the beam powers up.]

Cortex: "MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[A bright red beam fires from the space station and hits Earth.]

[Earth shrinks down to a fraction of its normal size, along with everything on it.]

[Cortex's face appears on screens on the sides of a tower in a large city. A crowd can be seen in the foreground, and people are heard shouting in confusion and fear.]

Cortex: "Finally, after all these years of abuse, the tables have turned! Who's the little guy now? I, Neo Cortex, am your ruler. You will look up to me! HAHAHA!"

[Cortex is shown holding the Earth above his head between his fingers. The planet is now the size of a golf ball.]

Cortex: "I have finally won! Now nothing can stop me, not even that little bandicoot!"

[Out the front of the Bandicoot House, Aku Aku is informing Crash and Coco about what has happened.]

Aku Aku: "Crash, Coco, the world needs your help. Cortex has shrunk our planet to the size of a grapefruit. We must stop him."

Coco: "It looks as if Cortex is using the crystals to power his shrinking machine... Crash, if you can find the proper crystals from around the world, I think I can build a device to reverse the effects."

[Aku Aku is shown in a close up as his usual mask collection chant plays.]

Aku Aku: "Good luck Crash. You must find the crystals so we can put an end to Cortex's evil scheme."

Dingodile defeated
[Cortex's furious face is shown on a screen.]

Cortex: "Meddling marsupial! You got lucky this time... My henchmen won't be so easy on you in the future."

Doctor N. Gin defeated
[Coco's face appears on the screen, smiling.]

Coco: "Great job Crash! I have half the crystals. Now bring me the rest of them, so I can finish my machine- but be careful, Cortex is watching you!"

Tiny Tiger defeated
[Uka Uka is shown looming over Cortex in the space station once again.]

Uka Uka: "Cortex, I knew this would happen! Crash has defeated three of your stooges! He must be stopped. I will not tolerate another failure."

[The angle changes to show just Cortex again.]

Cortex: "Uka... I'm sorry! However, do not be overly concerned- my planetary minimizer will stop him!"

Cortex defeated
[Cortex, Tiny, N. Gin and Dingodile stand by the planetary minimizer as bolts of red energy shoot out of it.]

Cortex: "You fool! It will take me forever to fix this mess!"

[Crash is shown flying away from the space station on his hoverbike.]

[Within the bandicoot house, Coco and Aku Aku are stood beside the machine Coco has built. The device's screen shows a count of twenty crystals, along with a diagram of the Earth growing.]

Coco: "Super! You got all the crystals! Let's hope there's enough power in these to reverse Cortex's dirty work."

[With a flash of light blue energy, the Earth grows back to its former glory.]

[Aku Aku is shown in front of the bandicoot house.]

Aku Aku: "Crash, you've done well... But Cortex is still a threat to us, as his space station and planetary minimizer have not been destroyed. You must go back and retrieve the gems and relics from each location."

A horrible mistake
[Cortex, Tiny, N. Gin and Dingodile stand by the planetary minimizer as bolts of red energy shoot out of it as it begins to collapse.]

Cortex: "You idiot! What have you done? You have destroyed the stabilizer crystals! The unrestrained power of the minimizer is highly unpredictable!"

[Arcs of energy coil around the villains in an instant.]

All: "ARRGH! AHHH!!!"

[As the energy dissipates, Cortex, N. Gin, Tiny and Dingodile have been fused together into one twisted form. They look up at Crash, on their hands and knees, red sparks still flickering off of their new body.]

Monster: "What have you done to us?"

[The monster gets up and lunges towards Crash with a roar.]

Monster: "You will pay little bandicoot!"

Ending
[Crash is shown flying away from the space station on his hoverbike.]

[Within the bandicoot house, Coco and Aku Aku are stood beside the machine Coco has built. The device's screen shows a count of twenty crystals, along with a diagram of the Earth growing.]

Coco: "Super! You got all the crystals! Let's hope there's enough power in these to reverse Cortex's dirty work."

[With a flash of light blue energy, the Earth grows back to its former glory. The space station, meanwhile, begins to collapse as the minimizer explodes completely.]

[Crash flies back down to Earth on his bike.]

[Finally, the space station explodes, parts flying off into space in different directions.]

[An escape pod emerges from the wreckage, with Cortex, Dingodile, N. Gin and Tiny safely inside, split into their original bodies once again.]

Narration: "The end?!"