List of quotes in Crash Tag Team Racing said by Coco Bandicoot

This is a list of quotes said by Coco Bandicoot in Crash Tag Team Racing.

When starting a race

 * "I'll tear you through like a math test!"
 * "Finally, someone's letting me drive."
 * "You're all in a world of trouble."
 * "Remember, beauty before age."
 * "May the best blonde win."
 * "May all of you have fun fighting for 2nd place."
 * "I am Bandicoot, hear me roar!"
 * "Now you'll see what a 164 IQ can do!"
 * "Yes! Yes! YEEESSS!"
 * "Now that's what i'm talking about"
 * "See ya!"

Missions

 * "Oh Crash! Thank goodness you're here! I've been trying to get this car working, but that stupid know-it-all, know nothing Nina stole my Fusion Unit. You gotta get it back for me! This car would be the best thing ever n' stuff."
 * "Crash, what are you doing back here? You go out there and get me that Fusion Unit. Please, big brother... This car would be the bestest thing I've ever built. It'll smoke the track with Nina, once and for all, heheheh!"
 * "Crash, where's the Fusion Unit? If this is a joke, I don't get it..."
 * "Ok Crash, What's the story here? I need that Fusion Unit so at I can show that stupid-faced Nina who's the best girl in the tracks so get moving!"
 * "Um, Crash, what are you doing back here? If you don't get me that modulator, I can't enter this car in the races and then I might lose! I can't lose! I just can't!!
 * "Crash, come on, let's go, maggot! Get the modulator for me already!!"
 * "Big brother, if you really wanna annoy me, can't you do normal big brother stuff, like noogies and headlocks or something like that?"
 * "Crash, stop doing this to me! I have to win this race! BRING ME MORE POWER TO WIN THIS RACE!!!"

When attacked by Crash

 * "Wait until I tell Crunch! You are toast, buddy."
 * "You had to hit me. Just had to do it!"


 * "I'm telling mom!... if we had one.'"
 * "You know that'll leave a mark."


 * "Sticks and stones... MANIAC!"
 * "Hey! I'm a girl!"
 * "I know you're already mine!"
 * "You're right, Crash. I probably deserved it."
 * "Circle the wagons! We're under attack!"
 * "Okay, I'll get revenge when you're sleeping!"
 * "Hey! That's my spleen. pal!"
 * "What'd I do? What'd I do?"

When clashing

 * "Let's show them what we're made of!"
 * "Time to dish out some pain!"
 * "Let's try this on for size."
 * "One-and-a-half heads are better than none."
 * "Oh, man, this is gonna be sweet!"
 * "This is going to be so cool!"
 * "Wow, did you luck out."
 * "Just like a new pair of shoes."
 * "Hey, not so hard!"
 * "Hiya, do you like me? I like you."
 * "Lets kick some fat butt!"

Carrying an item

 * "Now what do we have here?"
 * "Oh, look what I found!"
 * "Oh, look what I got for you!"
 * "Yessy! Presents!"
 * "Oh, goody!"
 * "Let's go shopping! And stuff."
 * "Come to mama!"
 * "As long as it's free."
 * "Nice! Just my size."
 * "That's what I'm talking about!"
 * "Just what I always wanted."
 * "Does this come in black?"

When flying through the air

 * "You're all beneath me, woohoo!"
 * "I was a bird in another life."
 * "It's so pretty up here!"
 * "Hey, my ears popped."
 * "This is why bandicoots don't have wings!"
 * "Does this count for frequent flyer miles?"
 * "Top of the world, ma!"
 * "Red Leader, I'm starting my run."
 * "I need an oxygen mask."

When destroyed by an opponent

 * "Ah, this is gonna hurt!"
 * "Good thing I'm insured!"
 * "This is gonna be so painful!"
 * "I think I'm gonna cry..."
 * "It burns! It burns!!"
 * "Aww, derryberries!"
 * "AVENGE ME!!"
 * "Can I take traffic school, officer?"
 * "This is so unfortunate."
 * "You think something like this will keep me down?"
 * "Well there's a fine how-do-you-do."
 * "Whatever."

When destroying an opponent

 * "And you are outta here!"
 * "Whoa, what a burn!"
 * "Take it like a man!"
 * "Look, just stay out of my way and I'll stop shooting."
 * "What's it like being beat up by a girl?"
 * "Nice try. No really, that was good. Seriously."
 * "That wasn't nice...SORRY!"
 * "What's the matter? Gonna cry?"
 * "And... Slap!"
 * "Mess with mama, you can get slapped"
 * "This is how we do it back on the island"
 * "This is why this girl like big guns"
 * "A girl's work is never done!"
 * "Think of it as a love attack"

When declashing

 * "You were a great partner!"
 * "I hate to say goodbye... BUT GOODBYE!"
 * "Shoot, I was having fun with you!"
 * "Next time, lets do it my way!"
 * "Let's do this again sometimes!"
 * "And don't call me anymore"
 * "It was great while it lasted"
 * "Breaking up is hard to do"