Crash Bash script

This page is comprised of transcriptions of all the cutscenes in Crash Bash.

Notes:
 * Each cutscene is in chronological order of appearance in regular gameplay.
 * Cutscenes are split between the Good and Evil routes. The intro is placed in its own section as it is the same for both.

Intro
[In the Hyperspace Temple, Aku Aku and Uka Uka debate on whether good or evil is greater.]

Aku Aku: "Uka Uka, how many times must you be told? You cannot defeat me!"

Uka Uka: "I have heard enough of your shallow wisdom. It is I who is the strongest, and it is evil that will ultimately prevail!"

Aku Aku: "This bickering can go on no longer. We must resolve this once and for all time."

Uka Uka: "Hmm... for once, feeble brother, I agree with you. We shall settle this argument. Prepare to fight!"

[Uka Uka lunges at Aku Aku, only for Aku Aku to stop him.]

Aku Aku: "No, Uka Uka! The ancients would not allow it. There can be no malice between us."

Uka Uka: "Hmph! A contest, then. Good against evil. Your players against mine!"

Aku Aku: "Very well. Summon the teams."

[Fade to Crash peacefully sleeping in a field, before disappearing in a flash of light. Cortex is then shown in his laboratory, before being taken in turn. Both appear before Aku Aku and Uka Uka at the temple.]

Uka Uka: "Crash! Cortex! Welcome!"

[ Coco appears alongside Crash. Tiny, N. Brio, Rilla Roo, Dingodile, and Koala Kong all appear alongside Cortex.]

Uka Uka: "You and your friends have been summoned here to do battle. To do battle between good and evil. A battle to the end. May the best player win!"

Aku Aku: "Uka Uka, this is not a fair contest! You have too many players! If your confidence in evil is so great, you can win with equal sides. You must surrender two of your team."

Uka Uka: "Very well. Choose."

[Tiny and Dingodile are teleported to Aku Aku's side.]

Aku Aku: "Let the games begin!"

First warp room cleared
[Aku Aku is shown floating in space.]

Aku Aku: "Well done. You have completed the challenges that have been set for you in this warp room. To progress to the next set of games, you must defeat the mighty Papu Papu."

Second warp room cleared
Aku Aku: "You are progressing very well. More challenges lie ahead in the next warp room. Show us you are worthy of them by defeating the mechanical bears."

First warp room cleared
[Uka Uka is shown floating in space.]

Uka Uka: "Excellent. I am now well on my way to defeating that feeble brother of mine. But before you can continue, you must first meet an old friend: Papu Papu."

Second warp room cleared
Uka Uka: "I notice you have won some crystals. These could be very... useful, to me. Defeat the mechanical bears, then continue to collect crystals wherever you can."