User:N. Harmonik/Sandbox

Have Another
(Crash Bandicoot skips through a forest and spots a Wumpa Fruit tied to a tree. He babbles joyously and approaches it. He grabs the fruit and pulls, causing the rope to be pulled against a pair of scissors and cut. The rope finally breaks and Crash looks at his fruit in triumph. He hears something and looks up to see a cage fall on him. Dr. Cortex emerges from behind the tree.)

Doctor Neo Cortex: What a delightful gotcha moment! It will be a hit at the next Evil Genius Convention!

(Crash angrily attempts to shake the bars of the cage.)

Doctor Neo Cortex: Now, Crash, I'm sick of you always beating my army of mutants. So I've decided to turn the tables and have you beaten by an army of you! Meet the Make-Another-Ator!

(Cortex whips out the Make-Another-Ator and scans Crash with it. A grey Carbon Crash appears outside the cage in a puff of smoke and flash of blue light. Crash is taken aback. Carbon Crash looks himself over.)

Doctor Neo Cortex: Now for a test. Nina, the Spiderbot!

Nina Cortex: What?

(Nina approaches Cortex, Crash and Carbon Crash in the Arachnina.)

Nina Cortex: But Uncle!

Doctor Neo Cortex: You want me to buy you that pony, you'll do as you're told!

Nina Cortex: [unintelligible] python.

Doctor Neo Cortex: Blast him!

(Nina opens fire on Carbon Crash who dodges skillfully. Crash looks and sounds impressed.)

Doctor Neo Cortex: He's even better than the original!

(Crash looks and sounds offended. Nina activates the Arachnina's wrist-mounted buzzsaw. She charges Carbon Crash who ducks. The buzzsaw hits Crash's cage instead and it barely misses him as it slices the top half off.)

Doctor Neo Cortex: Aaaaaahhh! Nina!

Nina Cortex: Sorry!

(Crash leaps out of the cage.)

Doctor Neo Cortex: Number Two, seize Number One!

(The two Crashes exchange blows in the exact same way as the other. Carbon Crash tackles Crash and they both collide with Cortex, who stumbles and drops the Make-Another-Ator. It falls onto a rock and activates, scanning the Crashes.)

Doctor Neo Cortex: Oops. What??

(Eighteen more Carbon Crashes have materialized. Crash and the first Carbon Crash exchange a fist bump and a high five and approach Cortex.)

Doctor Neo Cortex: (backs away then walks away) Uh, I must admit I didn't really plan for this.

Nina Cortex: Uncle! whistles

(Nina opens fire and the Crashes all evade the shots. Nina groans in frustration while some of the Crashes form a pyramid with their bodies behind her. The rest jump and kick her and the Arachnina over the make-shift pyramid. Nina falls out of the Arachnina and crawls away.)

Nina Cortex: You still owe me that python!

Doctor Neo Cortex: Uh, I have to go [unintelligible] my driveway.

Nina Cortex: And a new Spiderbot!

(The Cortexes flee. Crash gets the Carbon Crashes to gather in one place and grabs the Make-Another-Ator. He jumps onto the Arachnina.)

Crash Bandicoot: Dye-dye!

(Crash pushes a button on the device, which now says "Make-Less" on the screen, and it starts to beep. The Carbon Crashes make sad faces; some of them are even crying. Crash puts the device down and gets an idea.)

(The Crashes are all relaxing on a beach and consuming Wumpa Fruit. The first Carbon Crash finishes one, throws it away and holds his hands out to Crash. Crash uses the Make-Another-Ator on his Wumpa Fruit and another appears in Carbon Crash's hands. Carbon Crash gives Crash a thumbs-up. The device flashes again and the scene multiplies all over the screen. Iris out.)