List of quotes in Crash Tag Team Racing said by Crunch Bandicoot

This is a list of quotes said by Crunch Bandicoot in Crash Tag Team Racing.

Cutscenes

 * [after the racers crash into each other] "Nice drivin', fool!"
 * [responding to Coco's comment about the Power Gems] "What is it?"
 * [realizing that Cortex is about to blast the Bandicoots] "Aw, man!"
 * [after Pasadena says Von Clutch passed away] "-crying- Crunch sad!" [hugs Coco]

Missions

 * "Crash! Sup, little brother?"
 * [replying to Crash] "Enough jibber-jabber! I need help! I found a ride that needs drivin'. You gonna help me, we bring the hurt. Eat your greens! Thud ol' Crunch a loan with low interest. I buy that ride and word, we bounce!"
 * "What's wrong with you, fool? Should've stayed in school. You learn what number's bigger than another number, become an accountant, go onto bigger things. Instead, you a chump. Chump that can't count. Crunch needs the coins! And brush your teeth. Looks like a checkerboard in there!"
 * "You makin' me mad, Crash! What you talkin' about with your comin' back? Bringin' Crunch down. When Crunch is down, you will hurt. Don't bring Crunch down. Down's for gophers. Crunch be no gopher! Mow the lawn when your parents ask."
 * "Now you just being crazy! You like a monkey. A monkey that can't count! Don't pet stray dogs."
 * "Gotta respect you, Crash! Your big brother needs help, you give it! You a tight dude! Let's roll the wind. Use a washcloth."
 * "Crash! I say, Crash, boy! Come help out the Crunch! Crunch needs him some coins! Gonna play the whack-a-mole game, but I need coins to do it. Go get me a pile of coins! And brush your teeth."
 * "What's wrong with you, fool? That's not enough! You know that's not enough! Can't you count? Go back to school and get me the coins, boy!"
 * "Crunch gettin' mad now. Ready to bring the hurt! Ready to do some whackin'. You come back here, no coins! Make Crunch mad! Listen to me good-- either them moles get whacked, or you do! Change your sheets once a week."
 * "Crash, why you roundin' up the Crunch? You wanna see the hurt? Go make me some coins, fool!"
 * "Oh yeah! Now Crunch is gonna whack 'em some moles! Look out moles, Crunch is comin' for ya! Oh yeah. Tell ya what, Crash baby, next time you wanna ride with the Crunch, We use my new wheels! Stay in school! Don't run with scissors."
 * "Crash! What's the word, boy?"
 * [replying to Crash the second time] "Enough jibber-jabber! Gimme some coins, fool! I need a new ride. Something with pick-up. Car for sale in the want ads. Cost a pretty penny. Gimme coins and I'll buy it. Maybe some lawn furniture too. Sit in the sun, drink lemonade. Get Vitamin D from the sun and C from the lemonade."
 * "What's wrong with your head, Crash? Too much sun. That's no good! Make you stupid. Don't talk pretty no more! Wear sunscreen, SPF 50! Get me the coins I need, fool! Then Crunch come in first, maybe do product endorsements. Be famous, get respectified!"
 * "Crash! Oh, no! Crunch is too late! The sun fried your brain! You should save your brains, wear a hat. Look good, keep you warm, prevent UV radiation. Maybe have team logo on the hat. Support the home team, or the moopedy moose-jaw. Now go get me those coins, fool!"
 * "Why you come back with no coins, fool? Crunch needs the coins! Spend all my money on jellybeans! Like the red ones. And turkey bacon, less fat. Tryin' to watch the carbs. Try tofu, but don't taste like nothin'. Added steak, that was good! Go get me those coins!"
 * "Oh, the Crunch is happy now! We're gonna tear up some road! Leave skid marks and not the kind in your pants. Wear clean underwear."
 * "Hey, Crash! Give the Crunch some help. Some no good fool done stole my pinky bear! Crunch can't sleep without his pinky bear! Go find it for me. I'll give you a crystal. It's the kind you like. All sparkly and stuff."
 * "Crash! What's wrong with you, fool? I don't see no pinky bear! No pinky bear means no nap for Crunch! No nap makes me cranky. You don't wanna meet cranky Crunch!" [Crash flinches and steps back in fear]
 * "Still no pinky bear? Where are you, pinky bear? Crunch can't nap without pinky bear! Crunch tired. If Crunch be tired, Crunch... a little sad."
 * "Boy, you grabbin' the bull by the horns, and believe me, you're gonna get milked! Drink your milk. It's time you learned a pinky the poked is worth two in the bush! Now go get me that pinky bear!"
 * "Pinky bear! Where you been, boy? Crunch is so happy to see ya! Get in my pocket! Don't talk to strangers again! Oh, Crash! Crunch is so happy. So happy I could burst! HOO-HAA! Here's a crystal, boy! Go do some damage with it!"

When interacting with Crash

 * "Crunch is in the house! Gotta represent!"
 * "Hey, little man. Ever tried walkin' with no legs? It's really slow."
 * "Man, where'd you stop me for? Can't you see I'm strollin'?"
 * "Hey, Crashy. Want an Indian leg wrestle? Maybe later then."

When attacked by Crash

 * "Ah, my spine! Sleep eight hours a day."
 * "Avenge me! Eat a balanced breakfast."
 * "That's not right!"
 * "Don't be a fool! Stay in milk!"
 * "No! My walkin' bones!"
 * "Some role model you are!"
 * "Stop that. Say bless you when you sneeze."
 * "What's wrong with you, fool? And brush your teeth."
 * "Shoulda stayed in school!"
 * "Hey, watch it, boy!"
 * "How could you do that? I need work."
 * "Ouch! Chew with your mouth closed!"
 * "Quit that jibba jabba!"
 * "Ah! Under attack by a fool!"

When starting a race

 * "C'mon, children! Time to move!"
 * "Let's bring the pain!"
 * "Time to learn who the real champ is!"
 * "Quit with yo' jibba jabba, and let's drive!"
 * "I pity the fool who race against me!"
 * "Play smart. Don't run with scissors."
 * "Stay focused, Crunch!"
 * "Let's roll!"
 * "Tall, beautiful and strong, baby!"
 * "You fools are goin' down!"
 * "Let's... get... bizzay!"

When brushing against an opponent vehicle
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 * "Outta my way, fool!"
 * "You's bustified up!"
 * "Yeah, that was a good one!"
 * "Is that all you got?"
 * "Damn, sucka! You crazy!"
 * "That hurt. Little bit."
 * "I am so angry right now."
 * "That's what I like."
 * "Ah, whiplash! Road rage! Hit & run!"
 * "Take that! Take it all!"
 * "What's with that woopty whoop?"
 * "Now you're just makin' me mad!"
 * "No! My bling!"
 * "Careful, fool!"
 * "Now that was not my fault."
 * "You're gettin' my blood up!"
 * "Oh, you want some of this, huh boy?!"
 * "Stop that, fool!"
 * "Hey, eyes on the road, children!"
 * "Oh... I think I had a little accident..."
 * "Beat it, land cow!"
 * "What's with that humpty hump?"
 * "Hey! Eyes on the road, children!"
 * "Hey! Eyes on the children, road!"
 * "WHOA! Watch where you's drivin', fool!"
 * "Comin' through!"
 * "Eyes on the road, fool!"
 * "Missed ya."
 * "Get offa my bumper."
 * "He ran up on me outta nowhere!"
 * "Where did you learn to drive?"
 * "They should've never given you a car."
 * "Where do you think you're goin'?"
 * "You need to step off, boy!"
 * "Just stay outta my way, if you're payin' attention."
 * "Oh, that was a fast one."
 * "I'll get you next lap. Don't worry!"
 * "Watch out, fool!"
 * "Get outta my way, sucka!"
 * "You're just makin' it worse for yourself."
 * "Say my name, and maybe I'll leave you alone."
 * "Am I gonna have to get out and choke you like a chicken?"

When passing an opponent vehicle
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 * "I hate to be you right now."
 * "You shouldn't have even started your car, fool!"
 * "How things back there in Losertown anyway?"
 * "Gettin' hungry now."
 * "So long, sucka!"
 * "Nice try, turkey!"
 * "Too slow, fool!"

When passed by an opponent vehicle
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 * "Oh, that's humiliterrifying!"
 * "You get back here, so Crunch can smack ya!"
 * "I've been bamboozled!"
 * "That's just nasty."
 * "That's republified!"
 * "Get back here, sucka!"
 * "I'm gonna get you for that."
 * "Oh, baby. That's not right."
 * "Oh, that is cold-blooded."

When brushing against a wall

 * "Wake up, Crunch!"
 * "That'll leave a mark."
 * "Ahh! Right in my pride!"
 * "I can do this. Relax, Crunch!"
 * "Not my ride!"
 * "Whiplash!"
 * "Something's outsmarting me. Gotta focus."
 * "I think I broke somethin'."
 * "Oh! What was I thinkin'?"
 * "That's embarrassing."
 * "I hope no one saw that."
 * "Why am I actin' the fool?"

When hitting an opponent vehicle

 * "Haha! That's gonna leave a mark!"
 * "Sting like a bee!"
 * "Not so pretty no more, are you?"
 * "Who's bad? I'M BAD."
 * "Now my blood is right up."
 * "Hahaha! Go on, start cryin'."
 * "Feel that sting? That's pride."
 * "How's that taste, fool?"

When hit by a weapon

 * "Darn it! I got somethin' in my eye!"
 * "You think that hurt? That didn't hurt!"
 * "Darn it, fool!"
 * "Okay, now that hurt."
 * "Hit me again! I dare you! I double dare you!"
 * "Stop it, fool!"
 * "I'm gonna tear you a new neck for that!"
 * "Would you lousy primates stop doing that?"
 * "Now I gots my angry on."
 * "I'm gonna fry you like chicken! Mmm! Chicken!"

When destroying an opponent vehicle

 * "I burninated that chump!"
 * "Nice drivin', fool!"
 * "Turkey!"
 * "Hah! Good work there, boy!"
 * "Shoulda stayed in school, punk!"
 * "So long, fool!"
 * "Oh, I'm sorry. Were you in my way?"
 * "That's for messin' with the Crunch!"
 * "Road rage don't pay, fool!"
 * "Fight with a real man, get beat like a little boy!"
 * "I love it when a plan comes together!"

When flying through the air

 * "Crunch don't feel so good!"
 * "Darn it! Crunch hate to fly."
 * "I can see my house!"
 * "My therapist told me to avoid this!"
 * "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
 * "Come on, Crunch, stick the landing!"
 * "I hope I land on someone stupid."
 * "YAHOO!!"
 * "Oh no!"
 * "YEEEEEE-HA!"
 * "I just threw up in my mouth!"
 * "WOOOOOOOOOO-HOO!"

When destroyed by an opponent vehicle

 * "Goin' limp!"
 * "Ah, the pain!"
 * "I just paid for this car!"
 * "Weak."
 * "Not the car! Easy credit rip-off!"
 * "I never learned to read!"
 * "Aw, heck!"
 * "Ah, nuts!"
 * "NOOO!! Fool!"
 * "I will be revengified!"
 * "Suckas! Fools! Idiots!"
 * "You-- Reset me, fast!"

When clashing

 * "Who's ready for some double trouble?"
 * "Let's do this thang!"
 * "Yeah! Teamwork!"
 * "C'mon fool, work with me!"
 * "Tall, beautiful, and strong."
 * "Ooh yeah, that feels good."
 * "Now we're twice the trouble!"
 * "Adding Crunch makes everything good!"

When unclashing

 * "Go bling your blang elsewheres."
 * "Time for Crunch to school you proper."
 * "Go eat your vegetables."
 * "Go get some milk, children. Get strong bones."
 * "You're just not strong enough. Inside and out."
 * "Time to be bad."

Carrying an item

 * "Who's da man? Crunch da man!"
 * "No chance, turkeys! This is mine!"
 * "We's gonna do some damage now!"
 * "You fools got nothin'!"
 * "All mine, baby!"
 * "Mmm, lay some, suga!"
 * "All for the Crunch!"
 * "Darn, boy! That's a Power Crystal!"
 * "Another prize for the Bandicoots!"
 * "Oh yeah, that's goin' down good!"
 * "Haha! All mine!"
 * "Ooh, shiny."
 * "More bling for me!"
 * "Now this I can use!"
 * "Crunch is on the case!"
 * "Come to daddy!"

When running over a park drone

 * "Ha! 10 points!"
 * "Outta my way, fool!"
 * "Knock the stink off ya!"
 * "Damn! Who dresses you?"
 * "Yeah. No great loss."
 * "Oh, that can't be good."
 * "Not even prison-pretty no more!"
 * "Might have to lay low in Mexico."
 * "Take that!"
 * "Move it, ugly!"

When winning a race

 * "Haha! Nice try, fool!"
 * "Hey, I'm over here!"
 * "Yeah! Felt like a butterfly!"
 * "Stick and move! Stick and move!"
 * "Oh, I'm sorry. Was that meant for me?"
 * "Nice try, meatbag! Mmm, meatbag. Bag of meat."
 * "Now who were you shootin' at?"
 * "Yeah! Crunch is in the house! In the house, fool!"
 * "Now that's what I'm talkin' about."
 * "So pretty I can kiss myself."

When losing a race

 * "Rematch! Crunch wants a rematch!"
 * "This is ridiculousified!"
 * "Now I'm properly mad!"
 * "Oh, what's the story there?"
 * "Stand still, so I can whack you already!"
 * "Ah, you think you're better than me?"
 * "Get back there, and get shot like you're supposed to!"
 * "Next time, you fools won't be so lucky!"
 * "Ooh! I'm in myself feel bad!"
 * "Crunch... Crunch needs a hug!"
 * "Whoops! I need a bigger gun!"
 * "Oh, you think you're so smart?"
 * "Crunch hate losin'! Crunch smash!"
 * "Oh, marmalade!"
 * "Dang!"
 * "Stop movin', darn it!"
 * "That's just not right."
 * "You're just makin' things worse for yourself."
 * "Hit restart, fool! Crunch needs a do-over!"

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 * "Nicely done, Crunch!"
 * "Who's the king of the road? The Crunch."
 * "Come on, Crunch! You can do it!"
 * "Oh, come on! That clock is fast!"
 * "I feel the need! The need for... a nap."
 * "Aw man! I can't believe I'm gonna be late! If I'm late, Crash is gonna chew my ear off."
 * "Man, them bushes keep tellin' me baaad things!"
 * "Man, that Pasadena girl is fine-o-licious!"
 * "Man, I hope they have chicken grenades in this park."