List of quotes in Crash Tag Team Racing said by Pasadena O'Possum

This is a list of quotes said by Pasadena O'Possum in Crash Tag Team Racing.

Missions

 * "Oh, hey, cutie! You ever see me driving on those tracks there? Boy I tell you, I am the meanest thing on the streets! And if you thought that was somethin', wait till you see me driving this hog around. Trouble is, I needs me a Power Crystal to get her started. You don't got one, do you?"
 * "Are you feelin' okay there, fuzzy pants? I need a Power Crystal to get this steer jumpin'. You don't got nothin' but good looks right now."
 * "Golly, Crash, you feelin' okay? I need a Power Crystal so get a move on, boy!"
 * "You gettin' heat stroke, Crash? You need mouth to mouth or somethin'?"
 * "Hey there Furry Buns, don't suppose a gentleman like you can help a little lady out. I'll take that as a yes, I suppose. My car here seems to be on the fritz. Some no-good-nick stole the starter! If you find it, bring it back to me, OK?"
 * "What the Joe-Bob-Billy-Tanner are you doing back here? I'm stuck like a trailer in a park if you don't help me out."
 * "Crash, you've been nippin' at the hooch again or somethin'? What are you doin' back here without that starter?"
 * "Oh just git along little doggie! This is ri-darn-diculous having you come back like this!"
 * "Howdy there, Crash! Gimme a kiss, I want me some bandi-cooties! Oh calm down! Hey, maybe you can help me out here. I got this here new machine that I'd like to use to whoop these Cortex fellers, but I plumb ran out of money. Von Clutch ain't paid us since his chest-thingie got stolen. Bring me a heap of coins so I can buy the parts I need and we'll put some boot to some butt!"
 * "Uh, Crash, you OK? Havin' some head troubles there? Ohh, why are the cute ones always so dumb? I'll try this again: this... isn't... enough! Thanks for the help, but come back when you've got what I need, OK?"
 * "Wow, Crash, you must really three heads short of a herd today or somethin'. Go wrangle up those coins for me like I asked."
 * "Crash, what's the big idea? You've got to stop coming back here like a dog lookin' for chow. I ain't no chuck wagon! Go on, git!"
 * "Well Golly, Crash you sure are a sweet pickle, now I've got once again a chance to beat those sneaky Cortexers maybe I should give a little up close reward."

When attacked by Crash

 * "Ah! Park security!"
 * "I will be revengified for that."
 * "Ah! Right in the pancreas!"
 * "Whoa, you're too rough for me."
 * "Stop whuppin' me..."
 * "I thought you were a good guy!"

When starting from a standstill

 * "I peeled that like a banana!"
 * "Two plus two equals... um... cornbread?"
 * "I am possum hear me roar!"

When brushing against a wall

 * "I must be balled up or somthin'!"
 * "It's okay, just slap some Miracle Whip on it!"
 * "It's okay, honey. It hurts me more than you."
 * "Just spray some Cheeze Whiz down there, it'll be alright."
 * "Looks like I had a little too much hoo-ich on, I figure."
 * "Well, nothin' a lil' bacon fat can't fix."

When destroyed by an opponent vehicle

 * "I don't think I have enough coupons for this."
 * "Anybody wanna trade cars?"
 * "Well, she was a loyal horse..."
 * "This game su-ucks!"
 * "I swear, it wasn't me, officer!"
 * "I think I'm gonna cry..."
 * "Shucks! What am I gonna do with this heap now?"
 * "Is there a car doctor around here?"
 * "Anybody got a broom?"
 * "I knew I should've gotten a job at Dollywood instead!"
 * "Hey chicken knees, two can play at this game!"

When flying through the air

 * "I'm stuck inside a cloud!"
 * "'Scuse me while I touch the sky!"
 * "I'm flyin' through the air with the greatest of ease!"
 * "Just like that cow, went over the moon!"
 * "I should do this more often!"
 * "Thin air! I'm footloose and fancy free!"
 * "Hot dog!"
 * "Alley-ooooooooo!"
 * "Alrighty, is there a movie on this flight?"

Carrying an item

 * "There you are, you little darlin'."
 * "Lasso'd a good one here."
 * "I'll save that one for a rainy day."
 * "Just what I always wanted!"
 * "I'll store that in my pouch."
 * "I's rustled up somethin' daw'n good here."
 * "Hey, mister sparkle sparkle, how bout a kiss?"
 * "I'll save that for the winter."
 * "That's a funny thing to find lyin' on the road."
 * "Naughty little devil! Get in my pocket!"
 * "Whoo-wee, now there's somethin' fancy!"
 * "Woohoo! Prettier than a steer in summer time!"
 * "Now who put you there anyway?"
 * "I wonder how much I can get for this at the pawn shop."

When declashing

 * "In the game of checkers, you gotta lose a few pawns."
 * "You're just another target now."
 * "Tough luck, friend. You've worned out your welcome."
 * "You're old like AM radio!"

When running over a park drone

 * "Hmm... I can scrape 'im up later an' make some pie!"
 * "Easier than spankin' gophers!"
 * "I know I shouldn't laugh but, Ahahahahahaha!"
 * "Umm... Coco did it?"