List of quotes in Crash Tag Team Racing said by Doctor N. Gin

This is a list of quotes said by Doctor N. Gin in Crash Tag Team Racing.

Missions

 * "Oh, Crash. Yes, Mr. Crash. You are reasonable, aren't you? You like to listen to propositions from N-Gin. I need a plutonium fuel cell for my new vehicle. FInd me... enough... beautiful plutonium, and I will reward you with many fine coins."
 * "Crash... What's wrong with you, man? I need pluto to succeed! Beautiful... shiny plutonium... It will be mine, I swear, or I will fill your head with doom!"
 * "Crash... You're making me... You're making me angry! You don't want to see me when I'm angry. Bring me plutonium."
 * "Ohhhh!! Now I'm just So mad, Crash! I feel like my brain is coming out of my eyes, and dripping down my cheeks! Eeek I am so mad! Get Me That Plutonium If You Know What's Good For You!!"
 * "-crying- Woe is me! Woe for N-Gin! No greater doom is possible..."
 * "-crying- I'm crying... because... I'm not pretty! Please, Crash... Please bring me something that'll make me pretty. I just can't live like this anymore!"
 * "What's wrong with you man? I'm dying inside! Must... be cute... Bring me the pretty! Bring me the pretty! Or I stick doom in you!"
 * "Oh, Crash, you don't know my agony! Being this close to beautiful, but still lacking a certain something... Please Crash, hurry! You're my only hope."
 * "You are just trying to make me angry, aren't you? WELL, YOU'VE SUCCEEDED!! Get me that costume! I know your weakness, Crash-- Bullets!"
 * "It's not ready yet! I'm doing my best! Oh.. it's you, Crash. Sorry, but Dr. Cortex is very insistent that I finish my creation as soon as possible. It is a weapon of horrible power! But I... I can't finish it! Please Crash, you have to help me. Bring me the secret component."
 * "That's right... Fuzzy Slippers!! Only the raw, uncontrollable fury of fuzzy slippers can bring my creation to life! Please Crash, find me the slippers, and I will reward you greatly."
 * "What are you doing to me, man? I told you I need those slippers. Bring them to me. Now! You see that moon in the sky? Well, that's not a moon. That is a space station. So you get me the slippers if you know what's good for you."
 * "Still no slippers? Ohh, I get it. You like N-Gin! You want to talk to me. To be my friend. N-Gin will be your friend. N-Gin likes friends. We can talk, do each other's hair, go for walks by the lake..."
 * "Oh! That wasn't what you meant at all. ...hehe... I was kidding. Well, get me those slippers... And stop wasting my time!"
 * "Still... no... Slippers!? You can't imagine how much I need them! This weapon will absolutely... Rock Thine World!"

When moderned with Crash

 * "Crash! Dr. Cortex said I have bad complexion! What do you think?"
 * "Crash, you must point me in the direction of the nearest lavatory. MY ROCKET IS DRAINING!!"
 * "Crash...have you seen my sense of morality..? Oh well..."
 * "Crash, have you gifts for N.Gin hehe..? WHAT?! NO GIFTS?! YOU GIFTLESS ONE, BEGONE!!"
 * "Crash! We must really stop meeting like this! ...I told you..only after 10PM..don't call me here."
 * "Ah yes, Crash Bandicoot. I have a fine Marsupial-like recipe to braise, boil and braise again your sweet hide! Sweet goodness!"
 * "Oi Crash! You...didn't see me with that Peacock feather did you..?"
 * "I'm allergic to Bandicoots, please don't stand within 10 paces of me. I'LL BREAK INTO A RASH!!"
 * "Crash, I have no Wumpa treats for you. Vamoose, scram, beat it."
 * "Ah Crash, have you come to submit to your greater intellect and power!? No? Oh ok, see ya."
 * "Crash Bandicoot, wait here, I have the most horrendous demise for you!"

When attacked by Crash

 * "My eyeball! I love that eyeball!"
 * "Ow! That hurt! Thank you."
 * "Ow, my spleen is coming out! So that's what it looks like."
 * "Stop bullying me, man!"
 * "The pain... in my body... and organs... and body again..."
 * "You're trying to kill me, aren't you?! How can I ever thank you?!"
 * "Oh, come on! What have I recently done to you?!"
 * "My inner ear! It's so tiny!"

When starting a race

 * "Come doomed fools, let's race!"
 * "Fear my Plutonium Engine!"
 * "You should all wet yourselves now! ...Go on get it over with."
 * "Perhaps...SPEED is the answer!"
 * "Engage, hyper-acceleration!"
 * "Stay out of my way, and nobody gets hurt."
 * "I am burning rubber, and radioactives!"
 * "Lovely...dangerous acceleration!"
 * "Screaming fireballs of speed!"
 * "Hehe yes...the speed thrills me."
 * "More power...MORE!!"
 * "I live for reckless behavior!"
 * "Must...GO FASTER!!"
 * "I have many Atomic Torpedoes for you IDIOTS!!"
 * "Fear my Doom Buggy!"
 * "Okay, who thinks they've got the marbles?"

When passing an opponent vehicle

 * "I pass you like gas!"
 * "Take up a slower sport, like full-contact... duck-hunting or... something... with a duck."
 * "Try another sport. Like knitting!"
 * "First, I'll beat you. THEN I'LL BOMB YOU!!"
 * "Your mother is the speed limit now!"
 * "It's getting hard to see you back there!"
 * "Some driver you are, goat child!"
 * "You are just too slow, silly monkey."
 * "Now you will see what a real cyborg can do."
 * "Perhaps you need a speed boost! Hahaha!"

When brushing against an opponent vehicle

 * "I will catch you, and do... something... horrible to you!"
 * "That hurt my colon so much!"
 * "They should take your license... because you're stupid!"
 * "You crazy person!"
 * "Just stay out of my way, doom monkey."
 * "You rat-monkey-pig-dog!"
 * "I missed? HOW'D THAT HAPPEN!!!!!!!!"
 * "I should back up and get that guy."
 * "You stay away, or I'm bringing the doom!"
 * "Go away! Or I'll go upside your head!"
 * "Great Caesar's ghost!"
 * "Try that again... SO I CAN FEED YOU TO MY MONKEY!!!"
 * "I'll ruin you, like I ruined my Prom dress! Uh I mean Tux!"
 * "Don't fear the reaper, (Low Tone: I need more cowbell). I DON'T HAVE A COWBELL!!"
 * "Ouch! I broke my bum!"
 * "Ow, my chapped thighs!"
 * "Ahh! My ocular cavity!"
 * "Great rockets of pain in my face!"

When destroying an opponent vehicle

 * "Enjoy your screaming doom!"
 * "Come back so I can destroy you again!"
 * "Reset your car so I can do that again."
 * "Take that, father! What? Did I say father?"
 * "Yes! Meet your doom, fool!"
 * "This is destiny."
 * "I'm actually happy."
 * "Take that, mister sucker!"
 * "More! N. Gin want more!"

When destroyed by an opponent vehicle

 * "Give my remains to science!"
 * "I'm too pretty!"
 * "NO!! The sweet pain!"
 * "Ohh, the sweet searing agony!"
 * "The delicious burning!"
 * "I blame myself for this."
 * "I regret nothing."
 * "I must keep going."
 * "Sing the doom song!"
 * "Why do I do this to myself?"
 * "Sweet Mexican walnuts, that hurt!!"
 * "I... I won't cry... You can't make me..."
 * "It's high school all over again. Ouch."

When flying through the air

 * "Quick! Shoot at civilians!"
 * "This... Okay, this is scaring me."
 * "Up in the sky! IT'S A COMPLETE MANIAC!"
 * "Watch the skies!"
 * "Oh, the glory of the skies."
 * "There must be something I can shoot from here!"
 * "What am I doing up here?"
 * "Start bombing run! ...hehehehe..."
 * "I... think I wet myself."
 * "Ohh! I soiled myself."
 * "Fear my vertical power!"

When clashing

 * "Cybernetic merge power... activate!"
 * "Form of... a killing machine!"
 * "Fire the Gunneratortron!"
 * "Finally... I made a friend."
 * "That's just so cool.."
 * "I will use your lovely mechanical parts..."
 * "Now I am twice the lovely."
 * "Victory is assured now."
 * "Yes! Yes! Use the gun often!"

When declashing

 * "I can't be seen with a freak like you!"
 * "You and me... just aren't working out. It's me. It's not you."
 * "You just can't cut the cheese, pal!"
 * "Yeah... you need to go."
 * "I'm through sucking up to you."
 * "I grow tired of you.."
 * "Seriously, you'll just not evil enough."
 * "So long... LOSER!!"

Carrying an item

 * "Ooohh, what do we have here?"
 * "It's the present I've always wanted!"
 * "With this, I will do great evil!"
 * "Too bad, rat-pigs! This is all for me."
 * "More! I'm confident!"
 * "Awww! I wanted a muffin!"
 * "Now this is what I'm talking about."
 * "Ohh, the firm love of a fine Power Crystal."
 * "Mine... All mine... You can't have it..."
 * "Mine... All mine!"
 * "The stuff dreams are made of."
 * "IIIIIII'm so happy."
 * "Noo.. You can't have it.."
 * "What do I do with this?"

When running over a Park Drone

 * "He was asking for it!"
 * "Hey! Don't scratch my car!"
 * "They'll reanimate you later."
 * "Stay down, little man! Stay down!"
 * "Take that, you FREAK!"
 * "The smack is like music! Sweet music!"
 * "You bring me joy with your doom!"

When winning a race

 * "Aww, poor little baby can't aim! Why can't you aim, little baby?"
 * "Perhaps you need a head-rocket of your own, monkey-face!"
 * "Villagers with torches couldn't catch me! What chance do you have?!"
 * "Well, when luck gives you weapons'... like flying torpedoes!"
 * "You were fools to challenge me. FOOLS!!"
 * "What's the matter? Blinded? By my BEAUTY?!"
 * "More!! Shoot more lovely weapons at me!"

When brushing against a wall

 * "Oh, that impact was regretable."
 * "Oh, I am a fool!"
 * "What are you thinking, man?"
 * "Oh, donkey butter!"
 * "Hey, I dropped my muffin!"

Credits

 * "Good day to Tim's wife Katie, and pretty daughter Sophie. ...heheh... I'm not pretty!"
 * "Vlad would like to thank his parents for all the quarters, and for not nicknaming him the Impaler!"
 * "Greetings, Kai, of the longjings. I am a member of the short-jings, and I do not eat cheese. What?"
 * "Hello to Gene's darling wife Marlene... who broke my heart in high school! And her children Jordan and Jenna."
 * "Rick would like to thank Keith, Tyler and Kyle. What a bunch of goody-two-shoes!"
 * "Hello, Michelle, Nova, and supervillain-in-training, Dylan... who I hope to serve one day! My little master... Your will is my command..."
 * "Thank you for helping me so much. Oh! Isn't Chris sweet?"
 * "Hey, Nancy! WOOOOOOHOOHOOOO!! Hahaha! Oh... I think I hurt myself."
 * "I've been to Korea. Your food gives me gas!"
 * "Hello, Elisia! Be seeing you soon."
 * "Hiron would like to thank the academy. ...heheh... You like him... You really like him... And I like him... I like him a lot! He's my friend. We will go to the lake, and we'll braid each other's hair... ...hehehe..."
 * "Sanela would like to thank her supportive husband, who picks her up, and bench presses her, daily!"
 * "This guy gets all the chicks."
 * "This guy's such a moron. He couldn't put M&M's in alphabetical order!"
 * "Darren Esau. Single, of course, and available! E-mail at [mailto:darren.esau@gmail.com darren.esau@gmail.com]... WHAT KIND OF A WEB ADDRESS IS THAT!?"
 * "Hi, Mr. Ekkachaichanvet, Mrs. Ekkachaichanvet, and Billy Ekkachaichavnet. ...heheh... I'm N-Gin. EKKACHAICHANVET!! Adopt me! Or I will put doom in you!"
 * "Hey-- What? Stephanie, I love you! You can touch me if you want... ..hehehe... Please."
 * "Hello, Erica, Lasmarias family, and Palamore family. I was named after a street in New England! That is famous for maple syrup. Sticky."
 * "Hello to the happy squirrel friends of Ziemek. ... WHAT IS HE DOING WITH THE SQUIRRELS!?"
 * "Do you have stairs in your house? Voted 5 golden man babies! I don't know what that means!"
 * "Hello, and thank you to Lillian and Naima. You're my cute little fuzzy slippers!"
 * "Charles Dennis as Park Drone. How appropriate!"
 * "Danny Mann as Von Clutch, and all things German, like bratwurst, and schnitzel. What is a schniztel!?"
 * "Debbi Derryberry as Coco. Oh, derryberry! My favorite of all the berries! ...heheh... She's so sweet."
 * "Morgan Gerhard... Why didn't you record this, you fool!?"
 * "Nolan North as N-Gin. Wait. That's me. And him is me, and me is him. I'm so confused! He's an idiot! Wait. That means I'm an idiot. Cut!"
 * "Quinton Flynn as Chick. Go back to Cleveland!"
 * "Roger L. Jackson, as Willie, the half-fruit mascot. Roger, why do you commute this far?"
 * "Shanelle Workman as Pasadena O'Possum. My favorite of all the marsupials! They're so tasty, like chicken."
 * "This guy's so stupid, it took him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes."