User:Анонымоус Лонер

Would you like some fries, with the above Gallery?
I hope you enjoy(ed) the above Anonymous Gallery. That's my pet name for it. Get it? No?! Durr da durr, it's a joke. My username is Anonymous Loner (in Russian) and the Gallery's "name" is Anonymous Gallery. Hmm...I'm going to name it Anonymous Gallery in phonetic Russian...

....Анонымоус Галлеры....

That's better. Anyways, Hi. Welcome to the Internet. You must be new. Don't hesitate to read the About me content section, as well as the rest of my profile. As once you begin reading past the warning photo, turning back is impossible...

About me
Hello Internet, or, to be specific, Bandipedia The Sims Wiki Wikia. I'm AL (you'll later figure out why it's abbreviated AL instead of A [insert Cyrillic letter that looks like an "N"), but you can call me by my other nicknames. Anonymous Loner, AL, CrashandSpyro2234, DD4206, and DD4209 to be specific. I'm a n00b here, so don't blame me for breaking the rules if I do so, as I haven't caught up on the rules yet. Disregard the previous. Still a n00b, but I'm a bit more caught up on the rules now.

"I like being different." - Me

I'm one of those weirdos who looks normal (besides the fact that I have a stiff, awkward walk, along with occasional slouching), but to your demise I'm not emotionally stable and I'm certainly not mentally stable. I most likely have Avoidant Personality Disorder, Borderline Personality Disorder, Social Anxiety Disorder, Dysthymia, possibly mild to severe Depression, and Asperger Syndrome. Although it appears I also have Bipolar I Disorder. I obviously suffer from mixed episodes, therefore Dysthymia and Depression are ruled out if that's true. Just wanted to warn all of you. I'mma crazy person.

Quotes:
"Like a drifter I was born to walk alone."

"Don't you...forget about me."

"Here I go again on my own; walking down the only road I've ever known."

Personality:
Personality: Depends. Most of the time I'm depressed, have little motivation to do anything, and I have little interest in most general activities/items. Although I'm Bi-polar as well as socially anxious, so I have anxious, depressed, happy, and irritable/angry periods of mood. I tend to always have a few manic or depressive traits, however, no matter the mood. I don't smile much at all, I don't have too many friends, and I'm a pessimist. I'm as well a cynic. Did I mention that I'm a misanthrope?

Further information:

 * Favorite Artist(s) and/or band(s): Don't even get me started.....I have far too many favorites, smh.
 * Favorite Genre(s) of Music: Rock 'n' Roll ('50s-'60s), Classic Rock ('60s-'80s), Hair Metal (late '70s-'80s), Grunge (late '80s-mid '90s), New Wave (late '70s-early '90s), Synthpop ('80s), Boogie Woogie (meh, how old is it?), Big Band Era (dunno; ended by the '50s. That's all I know.), Alternative music (prefered Alt genre being Alt Rock. Preferred years: '70s-present), upon other genres.Exactly....gif
 * Favorite Author(s): Suzanne Collins, Rick Riordan, Lee Harper, et cetera...
 * Favorite Book(s): To Kill A Mockingbird, The Catcher In The Rye, The Outsiders, etc.
 * Favorite Wikis: Bandipedia, Wookieepedia, Ratcher and Clank Wiki, etc.
 * Favorite Website(s): Wikia and its wikis, Wikipedia, Encyclopeida Dramatica, SodaHead, Aspies For Freedom, YouTube, any psychology forum, etc.
 * Favorite Web Browser(s): Mozilla Firefox and Google Chrome. I prefer Firefox, however. I just love that about:config page in Firefox, it lets one completely edit Firefox!
 * Least Favorite Web Broswer(s): Internet Explorer. The web browser for computer n00bs. Just sayin'.
 * Favorite food(s): Anything greasy or generally unhealthy. Junk food and fast food...for the win.
 * Favorite User(s): Infinity, ColinThePanda, AsherÉire, Kenzikitten.
 * Favorite Video Game Console(s): Playstation 1, Playstation 2, Playstation 3, Nintendo 64, Sega Genesis, Sega Dreamcast, Gamecube, Atari 2600, NES, SNES, etc.
 * Favorite Video Game(s): Rayman 2: The Great Escape, prefered versions being the PS2 and Dreamcast versions. <3 And Crash Twinsanity, PS2 version. <3

More so information (for my close friends stalkers):

 * Gender: Male. At least we think so.
 * Age: None of your business. I've typed it before. Only my friends may know.
 * Name: Nunya Business (see what I did there?)
 * Relationship status: Forever alone.
 * Looks: Horrible, ugly, et cetera.
 * Book smarts level: High over 9,000.
 * Street smarts level: Low at least one hundred.
 * Disorders: Don't get my started on how many I have...It's at least a books-worth long list.
 * Political views: Apathetic.
 * Religious views: Atheist.
 * Give-a-cra*-o-meter: Dangerously low, except in social situations. I'm socially anxious. Meaning I fear embarrassment, social rejection, and judgment.
 * IQ: High over 9,000.
 * AQ (Asperger/Autistic quotient): High over 9,000 (I have Asperger Syndrome).
 * Need I list anymore...

Your possible replies to the above information:

 * You may say: TMI. I agree. TMI, indeed.
 * You may ask: What is TMI? Answer: Lulz, n00b. Welcome. You must be new to the Internet. Stands for too much information.

About my username
My username translates from Russian as "Anonymous Loner". Which explains my two previously listed nicknames: AL and AnonymousLoner (other variants: Anonymous Loner, and Anonymous_Loner). By the way, to be specific, it is "phonetic" Russian. Therefore if you translate what I write in Russian, whenever I do write in said language, not everything will come out as actual English words, some words will come out as gibberish. When actually translating my username it comes out as Anonymous Lohner. At least it did when I tested translation. So whenever translating what I write, please sound out the gibberish to come up with the word it might be. AnonymousLoner/Anonymous Loner/Anonymous_Loner is the username for multiple accounts on different websites. It's a username that fits me, what can I say?

Where I got the idea for a Russian username
A friend of mine, on a different website, had a username which was written in a different language. I liked her username and I thought it would be cool to make my own "differential-language" username. I had decided to go with my usual Anonymous Loner username, and I chose to type it out in Cyrillic letters, as it looks pretty cool...and weird. Long story short, it's the username you're looking at now.

My goals

 * To edit as many articles as I can. I came here for a reason....
 * To garner many badges fare and square. I needz mah precious badgez!
 * To educate myself more so about the Crash Bandicoot Franchise.
 * To edit enough articles, to the point that I get the title of Administrator.
 * PROFIT!
 * PROFIT!

My achievements
Nothing special as of now, really. Meh, but I'll get there someday. Probably not. I've managed to actually get badges, and I'm active here, on Wikia, so I guess I don't entirely fail. I have over 9,000 over 130 edits on Bandipedia.

My favorite articles
On Wikis, as follows...

My favorite articles (on Bandipedia):

 * Crash Bandicoot - Of course I enjoy the article about our favorite hero! Doi!


 * Coco Bandicoot- Look at the above reason for Crash Bandicoot being a favorite of mine.


 * Neo Cortex - Interesting article. Just sayin'.


 * Nina Cortex - Same as above.


 * Wumpa Island - Same as above.


 * Cortex Island- Same as above.


 * N.Sanity Island - Same as above.


 * Crash Twinsanity - My favorite Crash game.

My favorite articles (on Highlights):
I shall decide on my favorite pages later, but as of now I have none. Problem? U mad fellow peeps?

My favorite articles (on UnBandipedia):
As of now: N/A. Will hopefully decide soon enough.

My favorite articles (on Adventure time roleplay Wiki):
N/A.

My favorite articles (on Wikia Community Central):
N/A.

My favorite articles (on The Sims Wiki):

 * Mortimer Goth - The father of Cassandra and Alexander, as well as the husband of Bella


 * Bella Goth - (née Bachelor) Housewife gone missing. Look at above information on Mortimer.


 * Cassandra Goth - Older, and only, sibling of Alexander, daughter of Mortimer and Bella Goth. My favorite article on The Sims Wiki.


 * Alexander Goth - Youngest child of [insert already known names of parents]. Younger, and only, sibling of Ms. You-know-her-name-already-or-should-at-least-,by-know.


 * Goth family- Sigh...need I say anymore about the Goth family (from The Sims 2 era)?

My favorite articles (on Wikipedia):

 * Bipolar Disorder - I tend to enjoy reading about mental disorders. Highly so.


 * Bipolar I Disorder- Sigh, what I have. Most likely. It's hard to know exactly what type one has, when their Bipolar is Ultradien (ultra, ultra, rapid-cycling).


 * Asperger Syndrome - Highly fascinating, I may have said disorder, it's like this disorder is a book written about me, blah, blah, blah...


 * Borderline Personality Disorder - Said patients with this disorder are often times branded as crazy, or indiviudals may warn others not to apporach "that person" with the disorder, sadly. Same applies for people with Bipolar Disorder, Asperger Syndrome, and especially Schizophrenia and other psychotic disorders (including Psychosis itself).


 * Avoidant Personality Disorder - Nearly no difference between this and Social Anxiety Disorder...
 * Social Anxiety Disorder - I think Social Anxiety Disorder is a pretty cool guy, eh kills self-esteem and doesn't stop afraid of social rejection, embarrassment, judgment, and anything social related.
 * I'm too tired lazy to post anymore links and details...

My favorite Crash Bandicoot video games (in order)
1. Crash Twinsanity. It was a hell of a ride. I loved the goofy a cappella music, the actual laugh out loud humor, the good plot, good and evil joining together, and the overall fun scale in this masterpiece.

2. Crash Bandicoot. The original game. Good times. :') My second favorite. Just like the above: good music, good plot, overall fun. It tells us the origin of our beloved Bandicoot hero and his quest to save his girlfriend who was later taken out for being too sexy.

3. Crash Bandicoot Warped. It felt too short, too easy, and all, but it was certainly one game I'll remember forever. Such nostalgia. <3 I loved the theme song of this game, not to mention various fun levels, the time-traveling theme of the game, that epic N. Gin boss battle, the memorable Cortex boss battle. Everything about it really. My favorite level: I forgot the name of it, but the two levels in which Coco rides Pura on the Great Wall of China. Epic sauce.

4. [up for debate, as of now]

5. [up for debate, as of now]

6. Depends. Either Wrath of Cortex or Cortex Strikes Back.

Other video game franchises I enjoy

 * Spyro the dragon
 * Gex
 * Pac-Man World
 * Rayman
 * Ratchet and Clank
 * Jak and Daxter
 * Sonic
 * Metal Gear Solid
 * Grand Theft Auto
 * Soul Reaver
 * Final Fantasy
 * Legend of Dragoon
 * Syphon Filter
 * Croc
 * Kao the Kangaroo
 * Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
 * Oddworld
 * Upon many, many others

Friends (on Wikia)
If I actually ever manage to garner friends here, which I probably never will, this is where I'll give a thanks to you guys and mention you and blah, blah, blah, you get the point. I have friends.

My buddies:
 * Medium Mark I
 * Hpwkep98
 * Dragonlich21
 * Jhon.coolio
 * LordCutlerBeckett3
 * Driver Willson
 * JakeDeDog123
 * ColinThePanda
 * AsherÉire
 * Renzikitten
 * Waweegeefan101
 * 98malimal
 * Vocaloid1235
 * Elecbullet
 * Infinity Guitars
 * AW3S0M3ST
 * GAHSIcepick
 * Lucan07
 * Rigby2000

End of the line
Here it is. The end. For good. No silly individuals, I'm not quitting Wikia...yet. This is literally the end of my profile (Text-wise, ignoring the Categories at the literal very end). :)

Stay Gold,

~ Анонымоус  Лонеp   ~  Chat with me, I won’t bite