List of quotes in Crash Tag Team Racing said by Von Clutch

This is a list of quotes said by Von Clutch in Crash Tag Team Racing.

Missions

 * "What's wrong with you, Crash? I need power to bring this beauty to life! Do you think I enjoy being slow? Bring me the Crystals if you want more exciting races. Exciting races make people on TV watch you, Crash. Watch you win... Then you will be a big star, ya?"
 * "Ohh, darling, why do you torture me so?! I need those Crystals for mein car! Do you not understand this? Don't you care?"
 * "Okay. Okay, I am done talking to you. Look. This is me not talking to you. Get those Crystals before I blow my schnitzel!"
 * "Hey Crash, I think you're liking this car, ya? Perhaps I will give it to you for many park tokens... Many!"
 * "What is this? Oh, surely you are joking, Crashikins, ya? Joking... You cannot buy a ride on mein jolly jumper with this few coins!"
 * "Again you return without the coins I asked for. ...ha ha ha... This is a joke, ya? Another one of your funnies. Oh, it is to laugh..."
 * "Und now the joke is a little tired, ya? Why do you do this? Hey, come back here! Perhaps you like Von Clutch, ya? Perhaps Von Clutch should embrace you."
 * "Crash, you are getting me mad, ya? I swear, you will do what I ask, or I will strike you down, reanimate you, und strike you down again!!"

When interacting with Crash

 * "Hello! Have you seen Willie Wumpacheeks? I'm thirsty!"
 * "Ah! Who are you? What are you wanting with me?"
 * "Oh my goodness! Crash Bandicoot! My videogame hero! I'm wanting autograph, ya?"

When starting a race

 * "Ya, ya, ya. May the best cyborg win. And we all know who that is."
 * "Victory is in the palm of mein hand! Hallo, victory, you're very cute down there."
 * "Von Clutch will win! You can go home."
 * "Once I have control, I will do away with you all."
 * "Oh, I do hope my dear mahti is watching on the crystal ball. Hallo, mahti!"
 * "Okay, let's get this over with. I got to go make pishee."
 * "Oh, the pitbull is ranging through mein carburetor! I'm feeling powerful! Und a little crazy."
 * "I hope this doesn't take too long. I have a chemical peel in one hour."
 * "This is where I make all of you look bad."
 * "Time to say bye-bye to Von Clutch!"
 * "Oh, the anticipation is excruciating! Hope it lasts, ya?"
 * "Who let the dogs out? Bark! Bark! Bark bark!"

When destroying opponent vehicle

 * "Hahaha! I throw the bomb and it goes BOOM!"
 * "Fahrn fahrn fahrn auf der autobahn!"
 * "Hahaha, look at you now, dummkopf!"
 * "Muzik. Nonstop. Dummkopf!"
 * "Serves you right for getting my way!"
 * "I'm terribly sorry... NOT!"
 * "Ya there's more where that came from, dummkopf!
 * This is what happens when you play with fire and I'm a rolling flame!"
 * "Hoohoo! Don't do that at home, kiddes!"
 * "You like Von Clutch's present for you, ya?"
 * "It's my party, I'll destroy if I want to!"
 * "My skills are sharp like razor, ya?"
 * "This is done on a closed track with a professional driver ... NOT!"

When brushing against an opponent vehicle

 * "Ya ya ya I almost hit you. So what?"
 * "Is this the hardest you hit? Pathetic!"
 * "I'm driving here, dummkopf!"
 * "Who gave this dummkopf a license? The department of motor-dummkopfs?"
 * "Ouch! You crushed mein pinkie toe! Ooh, poor pinkie..."
 * "Hey! Don't you like high-velocity pain?"
 * "Watch where you are going, schweinhund!"
 * "Please, stop! It hurts mein feelings when you do that."
 * "Hey, the autobahn is for racing, not boking! Sheesh!"
 * "Achtung!"
 * "Achtung, dummkopf!"
 * "Police! Police!"
 * "I will deliver much pain und suffering upon you! Once I eat this strudel."

Carrying an item

 * "What should I use this for, I ask?"
 * "Ohh, I am tingling with delight! At least I think that's delight."
 * "I will never let you go again."
 * "Cha-ching!"
 * "Oh, I just love winning prizes!"
 * "Oooh, another prize for Von Clutch! I'm such a good boy."
 * "I wonder if this is how Hansel and Gretel felt like, ya?"
 * "Another goody for mein goody bag!"

When being destroyed by opponent vehicle

 * "All is lost!"
 * "Abandon Ship! Abandon Ship."
 * "Hush, my precious. Time to sleep."
 * "This is a long way to walk home."
 * "Mein auto controls is haywire. Medic!"

When running over a park drone

 * "Oh, my most sincere apologies! Ha!"
 * "Oh, Von Clutch is so sorry! Hee hee hee!"
 * "I know that shouldn't feel good. But it does!"
 * "Who turned out your lights? Me!"
 * "Say guden natch, schweinhund!"