List of quotes in Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled

This is a list of quotes in Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled.

Aku Aku/Uka Uka

 * "Welcome to the Adventure Area. You can travel around this area and practice your driving skills."
 * "The dots and stars on the map represent Warp Pads which lead to races. When they flash, it signifies they are open to play."
 * "To access a race track, drive onto a Warp Pad that has an active Warp Vortex and it will take you to the track's starting line. Finish the track in first place to win a Trophy. As you collect more trophies, other tracks will unlock. Good luck and drive fast." (the original quote is listed in the pause menu hints; "...Other tracks will turn on and open to you...")
 * "To access this Track, you must first collect the number of Trophies required to turn on the Warp Pad. To get Trophies, you must race other open Tracks and come in first place."
 * "This is the Load-Save Screen. There are five of these screens, one in each world section. When you want to load or save a game, go to one of these screens. To access it, drive up to the screen and follow the directions."
 * "You must have a Boss Key to open this door. You can race a Boss after beating all four tracks in an Area. Beat the Boss in a Boss Race and a Key is your prize."
 * "You must have two Boss Keys to open this door. You can race a Boss after beating all four tracks in an Area. Beat the Boss in a Boss Race and a Key is your prize."
 * "You don't have the four Boss Keys to open this door. Beat each boss to get a Key, and when you have all four Keys, come back here to race Oxide."
 * "To open this door, you must come in first place in all four races of this Area."
 * "Congratulations! You win a Trophy."
 * "Great, you've earned a Relic."
 * "You can go faster through turns by Power Sliding. Press the Power Slide button while performing a hard turn."
 * "Congratulations! You have just earned your first Customization item. You can change and customize your character and kart in the pause menu."
 * "To get a Turbo Boost while Power Sliding, wait until the smoke from your exhaust turns black. Then press the Power Slide button. If you wait too long, you'll hear a backfire sound and miss your chance for a boost."
 * "When you get a TNT Crate on your head, start hopping immediately. If you react fast, and hop enough times, the TNT Crate will fall of your head before it explodes."
 * "Congratulations on opening this new area! Here you will find four more tracks to race. Good luck!"
 * "The more Wumpa Fruits you collect, the faster your kart will go. If you collect and hold 10 Wumpa Fruits you'll be Juiced Up and your Power up will become more Potent."
 * "To get around a tight turn, or to face a direction quickly, use the Brake Slide by pressing and holding the Brake button while turning hard."
 * "You can get a Hang Time Turbo from jumping. The longer you're in the air, the bigger the Turbo you'll get when you land. For big Turbos, try to get extra air time by Hopping off jumps using the Hop button."
 * "Collect every Crystal in the Arena before the time runs out. If you get them all, you will win a prize!"
 * "Collect the letters C, T and R on each track and come in first place to win a CTR Token. Beware, some letters are hard to find!"
 * "Get the lowest time you can by racing fast and breaking Time Crates. Each Time Crate you break will freeze the clock. If you achieve a low enough time, you will be rewarded a Relic."
 * "You must first get the required number of Relics to race this track."
 * "If you collect 4 CTR Tokens of this color, you can enter the Gem Cup. Score the most points in the 4 races of the Cup to win a Gem."
 * "Wrong way." (Aku Aku only; going the wrong way)
 * "Uh-oh, wrong way!" (Uka Uka only; going the wrong way)

Crash Bandicoot/Baby Crash

 * "Gahahaa!"
 * "Yahaa!"
 * "Whoa!" (When hit and 100% ending)
 * "Hehe haha!"
 * "Yippee!" (As Baby Crash, doing a trick jump)
 * "Ha ha!" (Hit when shielded)
 * "Ow!" (When hit)
 * "Yippee yabadah!" (Race won)
 * *Imitates the sound of an engine revving up* (Race won)
 * *Grumbles gibberish* (Race lost)
 * "Badahh!" (When selected and podium celebration)
 * *Snoring noise* (Opening cinematic and 2nd/3rd podium lost)

Doctor Neo Cortex/Baby Cortex

 * "Oooh!" (When selected)
 * "Hahahaha!" (When selected)
 * "Ha ha!" (When selected)
 * "Out of my way!" (Passing another racer)
 * "The trophy's mine!" (Passing another racer)
 * *Evil laugh* (When boosting)
 * "Yes!" (When boosting)
 * "Yeeee-haw!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Oh my!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Here you go!" (Using an item)
 * "Take that!" (Using an item)
 * "Ooh ooh oooops!" (When spinning out of control)
 * "Ohhhh... My head!" (When spinning out of control)
 * "Ooph!" (When hit)
 * "No way!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "I'm the superior one!" (Race won)
 * "I'm an evil scientist! What did you expect?!" (Race won)
 * "This was just an experiment." (Race lost)
 * "This was planned all along." (Race lost)
 * "How do I get into these situations?" (Race lost)

Tiny Tiger

 * "Tiny very good!" (When selected)
 * "Gwahahaha!" (When selected)
 * *Howls* (When selected)
 * "Jump high!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Big guys jump hiiiigh!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Yeeehaw!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Okay!" (When boosting)
 * "Yyeeehhaaa!" (When boosting)
 * "Whooo!" (When boosting)
 * "Yowch!" (When hit)
 * "Woahoh!" (When hit)
 * "Ouch!" (When hit)
 * "Yeh, heh, heh!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Can't touch Tiny!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Hot, hot, HOT!" (When burned)
 * "Yohohohohhohh!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Tiny dizzy!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Tiny fine..." (Spinning out of control)
 * "Hohohaha!" (Using an item)
 * "Hohahaha!" (Using an item)
 * "Tiny has gift!" (Using an item)
 * "Tiny squish puny karts!" (Using an item)
 * "Tiny squash puny karts!" (Using an item)
 * "Heehee!" (Using an item)
 * "Here comes Tiny!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Tiny win!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Tiny gets trophy!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Tiny not happy..." (Unknown condition)
 * "Tiny too strong!" (Race won)
 * "Ha, ha, ha!" (Race won)
 * "Grr..." (Race lost)
 * "Awww... Tiny doesn't get it." (Race lost)

Coco Bandicoot/Baby Coco

 * "Ha ha ha!" (When selected)
 * "Woo-hoooo!" (When selected)
 * "As expected!" (When selected)
 * "Woohoo!" (When boosting)
 * "Wheeeee!" (When boosting)
 * "Let's go!" (When boosting)
 * "Hang on!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Yee-haw!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Ow!" (When hit)
 * "Hey!" (When hit)
 * "Not good!" (When hit)
 * "No sweat!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Ha ha, not a chance!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Yow!" (Crashing into a wall)
 * "Oof!" (Crashing into a wall)
 * "Whoa whoa whoa whoa!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Ohhhh boooyyy!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Aaahhhhhhh!!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Ha ha!" (Using an item)
 * "Ha ha ha!" (Using an item)
 * "Woo-hoo!" (Using an item)
 * "Check this out!" (Using an item)
 * "Pass it on!" (Using an item)
 * "Here you go!" (Using an item)
 * "Coming through!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Bandicoot power!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Hit the slow lane, buddy!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Hey! That wasn't nice!" (Unknown condition)
 * "And that's how it's done!" (Race won)
 * "What can I say? I'm a natural!" (Race won)
 * "It might be time for an upgrade." (Race lost)
 * "There's always room for improvement, I guess." (Race lost)

Doctor N. Gin

 * "Yes!" (When selected)
 * "I regret nothing!" (When selected)
 * "Let's win!" (When boosting)
 * "This one's mine!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Yes, speed!" (When boosting)
 * "Faster my kart, faster!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Hahaha! Park it!" (Passing another racer)
 * "*Maniacal laughing* One for the road!" (Using an item)
 * "I live for reckless behavior!" (Using an item)
 * "Why, you...!" (When hit)
 * "Yowcie!" (When burned)
 * "Haha! Try again!" (Shield hit)
 * "Hahaha! Nothing!" (Shield hit)
 * "My driving shames me!" (Unknown condition)
 * "Wehehehehehehe, that was fun!" (Race won)
 * "I'm actually happy." (Race won)
 * "I need VENGEANCE!!" (Race lost)
 * "Ugh, I think I wet myself." (Race lost)

Dingodile

 * "Ha ha ha ha!" (When selected and podium celebration)
 * "Heh heh heh heh!" (When selected)
 * "Dingo, Dingo, Dingo!" (When selected and podium celebration)
 * "Go, baby, go!" (When boosting)
 * "Yeah!" (When boosting)
 * "Yahhh!" (When boosting)
 * "Yeah, baby!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Whoa, baby!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Oh, bother!" (When hit)
 * "Oi!" (When hit)
 * "Crikey!" (When burned)
 * "Crikeyyy!!" (When zapped)
 * "No way!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Too bad." (Hit while shielded)
 * "Goodbye!" (Using an item)
 * "Ha ha!" (Using an item)
 * "Ha ha ha!" (Using an item)
 * "Ha ha ha ha!" (Using an item)
 * "Heh heh hah!" (Using an item)
 * "Here's a doozy!" (Using an item)
 * "Whoa-hoa!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "G'day, mate!" (Passing another racer)
 * "I'll fry youse!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Move over, mate!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Mate, you call that racing?" (Race won)
 * "Heheheho Hahahaha." (Race won)
 * "Too bad..." (Race lost)

Polar

 * "Reeeee!" (When selected)
 * "Hawhawhawhaw!"

Pura

 * "Mreeoow!" (When passing another racer)
 * "Nah!" (Using an item)
 * "Rrooaaahhhwwrr!" (Using an item)
 * "Cceeehheheheheheheh!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Nah nah!" (Hit while shielded)
 * *Sad meow* (Race lost)

Penta Penguin

 * "Yeah!" (When selected)
 * "Hehehehee!" (When selected)
 * "Whoahoh!" (When boosting)
 * "Whoa!" (When boosting)
 * "Penguin yay 1!" (When boosting)
 * "Wheeee!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Woohoo!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * *Pained squawk* (When hit)
 * "Nyah!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Uh-uh!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "OWW!" (When burned)
 * "Nyahahaha!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Ha ha!" (Using an item)
 * "Hahaha!" (Using an item)
 * "Whoop, haha!" (Using an item)
 * "Nah nah nah!" (Using an item)
 * "Hah HAH!" (Using an item)
 * "Whaahohoo!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Hehehehaa!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Yay!" (Race won)
 * "Yay Penguin yay 1!" (Unlocking Penta and race won)
 * "Aww..." (Race lost)
 * *Sad squawking* (Race lost)

Ripper Roo
Note: Ripper Roo's first two quotes are taken from his subtitles, as he uses insane laughter instead of actual speech.
 * "You crazy enough to race me? I should face Oxide in the big race! I'll show you wild driving! Last one across the finish line is a rotten brain!" (Upon being challenged)
 * "You are crazier than me! Best get head checked if you think you could beat Oxide! Have a key. Good luck! You'll need it." (Upon losing the race)
 * "Ehe, ya-hoo!" (When boosting)
 * "Aahhhgggghh!" (When boosting)
 * "WooooOooaaahhh hahaha!" (When boosting)
 * "Hoo haha ha ha!" (Using an item)
 * "PLOYGAH!" (Hitting a wall)
 * "Way-yah!" (Boosting)
 * *Sobbing* (Race lost)

Papu Papu

 * "Papu much tired of watching puny slugs race so slow! Papu want in action, to lay boom down big! And prove Papu is world's best driver. Papu move so fast, you munch tracks." (Upon being challenged)
 * "Uuuuughhh... Papu not himself today. Maybe Papu not eating a big breakfast. You are fast for being so small. Here is key to help. Oxide much bigger problem for you. Him not as big, but him much more grumpy." (Upon losing the race)
 * "Papu so fast." (When selected)
 * "Ha ha ha ha!" (When selected)
 * "Bigger boost!" (When boosting)
 * "Zoom, zoom, zoom!" (When boosting)
 * "Unga!" (When boosting)
 * "Big bounce!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Heavy." (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Hiyaaahhh!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Got a booboo." (When hit)
 * "Ooh." (When hit)
 * "HA HA!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Too bad!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Ha ha!" (Using an item)
 * "Ha ha ha ha..." (Using an item)
 * "Ha HA!" (Using an item)
 * "Here it goes!" (Using an item)
 * "Unga boom!" (Using an item)
 * "Ha ha ha ha ha!" (Using an item)
 * "Take trophy!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Papu want to win." (Passing another racer)
 * "You so slow." (Passing another racer)
 * "Papu win!" (Race won)
 * "Papu is world's best driver!" (Race won)
 * "Shoulda eaten bigger breakfast." (Race lost)
 * "Papu too slow!" (Race lost)

Komodo Joe

 * "Ssssso, you've beaten all the other racerssss on these trackssss. Well, now you'll ssssee why I'm the most feared driver on this ccccircuit. I'll earn the right to face Oxide by crusssshing you, into brake dusssst. Let'ssss racccce..." (Upon being challenged)
 * "You're not so slow after all. Surprised me you did. Here'ssss a key for the win. Sssstill, I think you're not fassst enough to out-race Oxide. We're going to loosssse our planet, and it will be all your fault!" (Upon losing the race)
 * "Ssssyeah!" (When selected)
 * "Sssshahaha!" (When selected)
 * "Hang on!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Look out!"
 * "Move assside!"
 * "Ssssneaking up on you!"
 * "SSSSPINOUT!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Whoa-hoa, no!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Slow down!"
 * "So sad."
 * "Ugh, stop that!" (When hit)
 * "Unacceptable!" (Unknown condition)
 * "The victory wassss mine from the beginning!" (Race won)
 * "Are you ssssuprised?" (Race won)
 * "Aw, ssshoot!" (Race lost)
 * "Sssstupid mistake!" (Race lost)

Pinstripe Potoroo

 * "Wha, you call that racin'? Forget about it! If youse gonna race Oxide, youse gonna have to get past me first! I'm the speed champion here, and I'm gonna save the world... for a sizable fee, of course! Hahahahaha...." (Upon being challenged)
 * "So, youse beat me fair and square. I doubt you'll be this lucky with Oxide. Here's a key for your troubles. Hahahaha. Oh, brother..." (Upon losing the race)
 * "Hahaha, oh yeah!" (When selected)
 * "Heehehehee!" (When selected)
 * "Hahahaha!" (When selected)
 * "Whoooaaaaaa!" (When boosting)
 * *Sinister laugh* (When boosting)
 * "Yeeeahhh!" (When boosting)
 * "Over the top!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "All right!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Oh, yeah!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Gyoh!" (When hit)
 * "Ahh!" (When hit)
 * "Hey!" (When hit)
 * "Yeah, right!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Yeah, nice try." (Hit while shielded)
 * "Rats!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Yeah!" (Using an item)
 * "Oh, hahaha!" (Using an item)
 * "Nyahaha!" (Using an item)
 * "Hahahaha!" (Using an item)
 * "You're mine!" (Using an item)
 * "Have some of this!" (Using an item)
 * "Fuggedaboutit!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Watch your back!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Say good night!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Come on!" (Unknown condition)
 * "I'll charge you a fee for this!" (Unknown condition)
 * "Naw, the race wasn't rigged. Hehehehe." (Race won)
 * "I'm the speed champion, alright?" (Race won)
 * "Yeah yeah, you beat me, fair and square. (Race lost)
 * "Ahh what, you call that racin'? Heh." (Race lost)

Fake Crash

 * "Yaahhooo!" (When selected)
 * "Wow!"
 * *Blows raspberry* (Passing another racer)
 * "Whuh oh!" (Using an item)
 * "SPLEELAH!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * *Goofy laugh* (Race won)
 * "They said it was impossible!" (Race won)
 * "You like me! You really, really like me! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Huhuhuhu!" (Race won)
 * *Muffles angrily, then cries* (Race lost)

Nitros Oxide

 * "Greetings creatures of this planet...I've come to compete!" (Opening cinematic)
 * "So, you pesky Earth slugs like to race, eh? Heheheheh! Well I, Nitros Oxide, am the fastest racer in the galaxy! I travel the stars, looking for creatures to test my skills. It's a little game I like to call "Survival of the Fastest"! Here's the way we play: I challenge the best driver of your world to a race for the planet. If your driver wins, I'll leave your miserable little rock alone. But if I win, I'll turn your entire globe into a concrete parking lot, and make you my minions! Hahahahahaha! Get ready to race for the fate of your planet!" (Opening cinematic)
 * "Well, the little terra vermin has finally collected all the trophies to become world champion. What took you so long? Now we prove who the fastest driver really is!" (Upon collecting all Trophies)
 * "Aaahhh!! I can't believe you beat me! I never lose! How embarrassing. I'll be the laughingstock of all Gasmoxia! Fine. Your miserable planet stays gushy and green. At least you still haven't gathered all of my Time Relics. Until you've collected all of those, and race me again, you'll never be able to claim you are the fastest! This won't be the last time you'll face Nitros Oxide! We will meet again!" (Upon losing the first challenge)
 * "So, you're back, and you've gathered all my Time Relics. I'm impressed! Well, it's about time I taught you a real lesson in speed! This race is for keeps!" (Upon having all Relics)
 * "Aaahh!! You beat me once again! Now I have to go back to the planet Gasmoxia a complete loser! I must be getting slow in my old age... That's it. I'm finished racing with these mushy backward worlds. Keep your miserable planet! I'm outta here for good!" (upon losing the 2nd time)
 * "Greetings, Earth slugs! Do not worry, I have no plans to retake your mushy planet. You can keep it for yourselves! I am transmitting to you from the planet Gasmoxia, where I challenge you all to test your puny skills in a race on our latest track, constructed high above the planet's surface! With our two largest fast food conglomerates competing for an official CTR TV sponsorship, things are bound to get... toxic!! Because I like to keep things fair, I've invited a fellow galactic ruler to join us... Emperor Velo XXVII!" (CTR TV)
 * "And as a final show of "good faith," I've asked our engineers to create some of the finest hovercrafts on this side of the galaxy. Farewell, terra vermin! See you on Gasmoxia!!" (CTR TV)
 * "The trophy belongs to Gasmoxia!" (When selected)
 * "Woo-haha!" (When selected)
 * "Hoohaha!" (When selected)
 * "Survival of the fastest!" (When boosting)
 * "Whoop!" (When boosting)
 * "Whoo!" (When boosting)
 * "Big sky!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Whooohaha!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Whoaooo!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Earthling punk!" (When hit)
 * "Ow!" (When hit)
 * "Try again!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "No chance!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Spinout!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Noooooooo!!!!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Whoa-whoa-whoaoh!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Here's a little surprise!" (Using an item)
 * "Ha ha ha!" (Using an item)
 * "Haha!" (Using an item)
 * "Hohoh!" (Using an item)
 * "Hooohah!" (Using an item)
 * "Enjoy, terra vermin!" (Using an item)
 * "Say goodbye!" (Passing another racer)
 * "You're no match for me!" (Passing another racer)
 * "You're slower than a Bermugulan Slagvork!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Oooh, little vermin!" (Unknown condition)
 * "The Earthlings didn't stand a chance!" (Race won)
 * "Loo dodo dodo!" (Race won)
 * "I will get my parking lot!" (Race lost)
 * "Unicycling sounds fun." (Race lost)

Doctor Nefarious Tropy/Baby N. Tropy

 * "Congratulations, you've beaten all my track records. Now you've earned the right to choose me as a racer in the Character Select screen." (Unlocking N. Tropy)
 * "Yes!" (When selected)
 * "Nyahahahah!" (When selected)
 * "Right on time." (When selected)
 * "Yess!" (When boosting)
 * "Good show!" (When boosting)
 * "Exciting!" (When boosting)
 * "Time flies!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Mahahaha!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Whoahoohoo!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Oh!" (When hit)
 * "Blimey!" (When hit)
 * *Chokes* (When hit)
 * "Nothing doing." (Hit while shielded)
 * "Bad timing!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "N-n-n-not good!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Whoa, wound up!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Noooohohoh!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Nyahaha!" (Using an item)
 * "Time races on!" (Using an item)
 * "Nyheheheh!" (Using an item)
 * "Watch your luck!" (Using an item)
 * "Take this!" (Using an item)
 * "Hohohoho!" (Using an item)
 * "Like clockwork." (Passing another racer)
 * "Time to win!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Move it!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Now you're on my time." (Race won)
 * "Bow before the master of time." (Race won)
 * "My time is up, but yours soon, will be too." (Race lost)
 * "This is just for another time." (Race lost)

Crunch Bandicoot

 * "Booyah!" (When selected)
 * "Ha ha!" (When selected)
 * "Ha ha ha ha ha!" (When selected)
 * "Make way!" (When boosting)
 * "Yeah!" (When boosting)
 * "Alright!" (When boosting)
 * "Geronimo!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Ohhhhh, yeah!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Woo-hoo-hoo!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Gr!" (When hit)
 * "Gragh!" (When hit)
 * "Neh, that didn’t hurt." (When hit)
 * "Not today." (Hit while shielded)
 * "Is that all you got?" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Ha ha!" (Using an item)
 * "Ha ha ha ha!" (Using an item)
 * "Oh yeah, that's the Crunch." (Using an item)
 * "Time to rock 'n' roll!" (Using an item)
 * "Ha ha, better buckle up!" (Using an item)
 * "Nah nah!" (Using an item)
 * "Uuuhhhggg, I'm gonna be sick!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Hey, how's my exhaust taste?" (Passing another racer)
 * "Better watch your six! Ha ha ha ha!" (Passing another racer)
 * "You're sure taking your sweet time." (Passing another racer)
 * "That'll leave a mark..." (Unknown condition)
 * "What? Can't keep up?" (Race won)
 * "Now that's what I'm talkin' about!" (Race won)
 * *Grumbles* (Race lost)
 * "That's embarrassing." (Race lost)

Krunk

 * "Hoohahaha!" (When selected)
 * "Happy day!" (When selected)
 * "You asked for it, Earthling!" (When selected)
 * "Raaaahahahaha!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Yeheheheeess!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Whoopeeee!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Here I come!" (When boosting)
 * "Hahahahahaa!" (When boosting)
 * "Hooohahaha!" (When boosting)
 * "Earthling has lucky shot!" (When hit)
 * "Ow!" (When hit)
 * "Hey!" (When hit)
 * "You cannot touch me! HA!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Earthlings are no challenge to me!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "I'll be coming for yooouuu!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "This is unacceptableeeee!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Enjoy!" (Using an item)
 * "HA HA!" (Using an item)
 * "Very sneaky!" (Using an item)
 * "I will smash you like a bug!" (Using an item)
 * "I will crush you!" (Using an item)
 * "Hooohohohoo!" (Using an item)
 * "You must drive faster than that!" (Passing another racer)
 * "You tried to pass ME?" (Passing another racer)
 * "I will stop giving you easy time now!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Earthlings make me angry!" (Unknown condition)
 * "HA! Cannot lose!" (Race won)
 * "You will have to do better than that!" (Race won)
 * "I will get my revenge!" (Race lost)
 * "This is not the end of it." (Race lost)

Small Norm

 * *Whistles*
 * *Gasps* (When hit)
 * *Wolf whistle* (Race won)

Big Norm

 * "Bravo!" (When selected)
 * "Hahahahahaa!" (When selected)
 * "Haha, Forgetaboutit!" (When selected)
 * "Whoa!" (When boosting)
 * "Oh, yeah!" (When boosting)
 * "Happy trails, pal!" (When boosting)
 * "Oh!" (When hit)
 * "Oh, that tickles!" (When hit)
 * "Hahaha, you got nothin'!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Oh, you are SO toast!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Hahahaha!" (Using an item)
 * "Defense! Defense!" (Using an item)
 * "Ooh, you're gonna feel that in the mornin'!" (Using an item)
 * "You just stay where you are, okay?" (Using an item)
 * "Look who finally showed up!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Look out buddy, here I come!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Just stay back there!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Haha, right?" (Race won)
 * "Heheh, better luck next time, pal!" (Race won)
 * "Gaaahh!!" (Race lost)
 * "Well, you can't have 'em all, right?" (Race lost)

Nash

 * "I'm no small fish!" (When selected)
 * "Ah, heh, heh, heh!" (When selected)
 * "Yes!" (When boosting)
 * "Yeesss!" (When boosting)
 * "Eat my wake!" (When boosting)
 * "Heh, heh." (Using an item)
 * "Ha ha!" (Using an item)
 * "Heh, HEH!" (Using an item)
 * "Grr, closer, I won't bite!" (Using an item)
 * "Chomp, chomp!" (Using an item)
 * "Boop! Access denied!" (Using an item)
 * "Ow!" (When hit)
 * "Grough!" (When hit)
 * "Keep moving, keep moving, keep moving..." (When hit)
 * "Oh!" (Crashing into a wall)
 * "Oogh!" (Crashing into a wall)
 * "Ha ha, hahaha!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Neener, neener, neener!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Come on, show me whatcha got!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Are you falling asleep out there?" (Passing another racer)
 * "I'm right behind you!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Process failure..." (Unknown condition)
 * "I'm engineered to be...superior." (Race won)
 * "Did you get bit? Hahaha!" (Race won)
 * "Graugh!" (Race lost)
 * "I'd beat you on my turf!" (Race lost)

N. Trance

 * "Hmhmm, egg-cellent!" (When selected)
 * "Nyeheheheh!" (When selected)
 * "Faster!" (When boosting)
 * "Look at meeeee!" (When boosting)
 * "YyyyyyYES!!" (When boosting)
 * "To the moooooon!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Whoa, check this out!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Ha haaaaa!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Ack!" (When hit)
 * "Why you...!" (When hit)
 * "Ha ha ha, egg-scuse me!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Ha, HA!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Whoooaaa, Mommyyyyyy!!!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Nyeheheh!" (Using an item)
 * "Hold still, I want to try something!" (Using an item)
 * "How about an egg?" (Using an item)
 * "Bet you can't dodge this one!" (Using an item)
 * "Nyahahaha!" (Using an item)
 * "I'm on a roll!" (Passing another racer)
 * "You can't beat me!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Oh, I'm cooking now!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Grrooh! Egg-nore me now, please." (Unknown condition)
 * "Hee hee heehee hee!" (Race won)
 * "Woohoo! I’m egg-static!" (Race won)
 * "Nooo-ho-ho! I'm leaking!" (Race lost)
 * "Ohh, you gotta be yolking!" (Race lost)
 * *Crying* (2nd/3rd podium lost)

Real Velo

 * "Hoheee!" (When selected)
 * "Ahahaha!" (When selected)
 * "Bow before me!" (When selected)
 * "Waahheeee!" (When boosting)
 * "Maximum velocityyy!" (When boosting)
 * "Lightning speed!" (When boosting)
 * "Yeahahahahaah!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Oh, gravity!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Waaaahhhh!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Waahhh!" (When hit)
 * "Ah ha ha ha ha! That hurts!" (When hit)
 * "No no no, hehehehe!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Hehehehe, try again!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Ow!" (When burned)
 * "No!" (When burned)
 * "Whoaoaoahoohoo!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Ohhhoohhh, stop that spinning!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Bbbbbrrrrr, I-I'm dizzy!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Ha haaa!" (Using an item)
 * "Heh heh!" (Using an item)
 * "Haaaah!" (Using an item)
 * "Watch out, smiley, haha!" (Using an item)
 * "Don't forget to dodge!" (Using an item)
 * "You better duck, ahahaha!" (Using an item)
 * "Hahahaha! Is that all you got?" (Passing another racer)
 * "You do realize I'm just toying with you?" (Passing another racer)
 * "I'm coming for you!" (Passing another racer)
 * "You will never escape my wrath!" (Unknown condition)
 * "I rrrrrrule!" (Race won)
 * "You're no match for me, hahahahaha!" (Race won)
 * "Don't look at meee!" (Race lost)
 * "Next time, I'll beat YOU, prrrimitive Earthling!" (Race lost)

Geary

 * "Hahahahahaaahahaa!" (When selected)
 * "Ohohohohoho!" (When selected)
 * "Spotless!" (When selected)
 * "Woahoh!" (When boosting)
 * "Yippee!" (When boosting)
 * "Eat vacuum dust!" (When boosting)
 * "Launching!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "OhhohaHAAAAOW!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Wheeee!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Oww!" (When hit)
 * "Ack!" (When hit)
 * "Stop that!" (When hit)
 * "A futile effort." (Hit while shielded)
 * "Clean as a whistle." (Hit while shielded)
 * "Ha ha!" (Using an item)
 * "Whoops!" (Using an item)
 * "Oh well, there's more where that came from!" (Using an item)
 * "Ha ha, hey, have some of that!" (Using an item)
 * "Deploying Sanitary reinforcement!" (Using an item)
 * "Whoa!" (Crashing into a wall)
 * "Whoop!" (Crashing into a wall)
 * "Whoaoaoaoa...hohoh...ohoh..." (Spinning out of control)
 * "Whoawhoawhoawhoa!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "I'm right behind you!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Shoo! You're making a mess!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Stay away, you filthy thing!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Oh, dear! Now I must demolish you!" (Unknown condition)
 * "You can't defeat perfection!" (Race won)
 * "Why try? Machines will always win!" (Race won)
 * "How can a non-machine win?! CHEATER!" (Race lost)
 * "How am I...losing? What did I do wrong?" (Race lost)

Zam

 * "Raaahhhhoooo!" (When boosting)
 * *Barks* (Using an item)
 * "heheheheheheh!" (Using an item)
 * "Rah hah hahah hah!" (Using an item)
 * *Yelps* (When hit)
 * "Hohohohehehaha!" (Hit while shielded)
 * *Squeals* (Race won)
 * *Sad howling* (Race lost)

Zem

 * *Burping and laughing noises* (When selected)
 * "Yeesss!" (When selected)
 * "*Burp* Ah, tasty!" (When boosting)
 * "Grahahahaha!" (When boosting)
 * "Boostalicious!" (When boosting)
 * "Vrooo-hahaha!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Graugh!" (When hit)
 * "*Burp* Nice try!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Takes more than that to cook me!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Taste that!" (Using an item)
 * "Hehehehe..." (Using an item)
 * "Delicious?" (Using an item)
 * "Ha ha ha HA!" (Using an item)
 * "*Burp* Ah, ripe for the taking!" (Passing another racer)
 * *Burping, grumbling, and laughing noises* (Passing another racer)
 * "Gaah, I'm so close, *burp* You can taste it!" (Passing another racer)
 * *Burp* (Race won)
 * "Like taking candy from a baby!" (Race won)
 * *Hocking noises* (Race lost)
 * "*Burp* Oooh, I feel sick..." (Race lost)

Tawna

 * "This time, no one will catch me." (CTR TV)
 * "Yes!" (When selected)
 * "Excellent." (When selected)
 * "Hah hah!" (When selected)
 * "Comin' at ya, full speed!" (When boosting)
 * "Ho ho!" (When boosting)
 * "Whoo!" (When boosting)
 * "Oh, yeah!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "YEAH!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Nice!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Oh, really?" (When hit)
 * "Ugh!" (When hit)
 * "Ahh!" (When hit)
 * "Did you even try?" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Not gonna happen." (Hit while shielded)
 * "HEY!" (When burned)
 * "OW!" (When burned)
 * "Whoaoaoa!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Oh, really?!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Oh, no." (Spinning out of control)
 * "Ho ho ho..." (Using an item)
 * "Whoops." (Using an item)
 * "Little somethin' for ya!" (Using an item)
 * "Ooh, this looks fun!" (Using an item)
 * "Try that!" (Using an item)
 * "Hee hee hee..." (Using an item)
 * "See you at the finish line." (Passing another racer)
 * "Comin' through!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Watch out!" (Passing another racer)
 * "What did I do?" (Unknown condition)
 * "Hm. Easy." (Race won)
 * "Better luck next time." (Race won)
 * "Well, that could've gone better." (Race lost)
 * "I really wanted that trophy." (Race lost)

Ami

 * "Can't wait for the green light." (CTR TV)
 * "Yes!" (When selected)
 * "Woo!" (When selected)
 * "Works for me." (When selected)
 * "Yeah!" (When boosting)
 * "This is great!" (When boosting)
 * "Woohoo!" (When boosting)
 * "Whoa, that's high!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Woo!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Awesome!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Ugh, could you...?" (When hit)
 * "Ouch!" (When hit)
 * "Really?" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Oh, it is on!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Hey!" (When burned)
 * "Not again!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Don't throw up, Ami!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Whoahhh!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Hee hee hee!" (Using an item)
 * "Heh ha!" (Using an item)
 * "Hah!" (Using an item)
 * "You'll like this one!" (Using an item)
 * "That's my bad." (Using an item)
 * "Heh, this should help you!" (Using an item)
 * "Take your time." (Passing another racer)
 * "Heh, see ya!" (Passing another racer)
 * "I'll just wait for you up front." (Passing another racer)
 * "What a mess." (Unknown condition)
 * "Oh, man." (Unknown condition)
 * "Am I too good?" (Race won)
 * "Oh, I’m just getting started." (Race won)
 * "Just watch me on the next one." (Race lost)
 * "You have got to be kidding me!" (Race lost)

Megumi

 * "I've been waiting for this." (CTR TV)
 * "Oh!" (When selected)
 * "Ha ha!" (When selected)
 * "My road leads to victory!" (When selected)
 * "Woo-hoo-hoo!" (When boosting)
 * "Can't catch me now!" (When boosting)
 * "Yahoo!" (When boosting)
 * "Ha ha ha ha ha!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Look out below!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Ha-hooo!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Ugh! Rude!" (When hit)
 * "Good luck with that!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "What a waste." (Hit while shielded)
 * "Hah." (Using an item)
 * "Ha ha!" (Using an item)
 * "I didn't need it anyway!" (Using an item)
 * "Dozo!" (Using an item)
 * "I hope you like it!" (Using an item)
 * "From me to you." (Using an item)
 * "Wooh wooh whoa whaah!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Dizzy, dizzy, dizzyyy!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Furafura!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Achi!" (When burned)
 * "Gah!" (When burned)
 * "Pardon the dust!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Check your mirrors next time." (Passing another racer)
 * "Move to the slow lane, please!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Got to stay focused." (Unknown condition)
 * "M-aww! Hmph!" (Unknown condition)
 * "There's nothing like a little hard work." (Race won)
 * "A victory well-earned." (Race won)
 * "*Sigh* I'll get the trophy next time." (Race lost)
 * "Eh, nobody's perfect." (Race lost)

Liz

 * "Now I'll make every front page." (CTR TV)
 * "Ye-e-es!" (When selected)
 * "Hee hee hee!" (When selected)
 * "Woohoo! Did you see that?" (When selected)
 * "Hold on!" (When boosting)
 * "Woohoo!" (When boosting)
 * "Vroom!" (When boosting)
 * "Woo-hoooooo!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Yeees!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Woo-hoo-hoo! Flying high!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Ha ha haa..." (Using an item)
 * "Hee hee hee..." (Using an item)
 * "How's this taste?" (Using an item)
 * "Biscuit, anyone?" (Using an item)
 * "Oops..." (Using an item)
 * "Take that!" (Using an item)
 * "Ow!" (When hit)
 * "What was that?" (When hit)
 * "Impressive, it'nit?" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Oi, watch yourself!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Whooooooooaaaaaaaa!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Ohh... Whhooaa..." (Spinning out of control)
 * "Whooaaaa, not goooood!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Your mum's an armadillo!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Pardon me!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Catch me at the winner's circle!" (Passing another racer)
 * "I can't believe this." (Unknown condition)
 * "No fair!" (Unknown condition)
 * "You're gonna see my name in lights!" (Race won)
 * "This is what a winner looks like." (Race won)
 * "Well, this is not ideal..." (Race lost)
 * "Are you having a laugh?" (Race lost)

Isabella

 * "Ha! Yeah. It's my battle horse." (CTR TV)
 * "Hahahaha!" (When selected)
 * "Ha ha ha ha, all right!" (When selected)
 * "Ha ha, listen to that engine!" (When selected)
 * "Hit it!" (When boosting)
 * "Ha ha ha ha!" (When boosting)
 * "Vroom, vroom!" (When boosting)
 * "What a rush!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "All riiight!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Woohoo!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Aiya!" (When hit)
 * "Oooh..." (When hit)
 * "Hey, watch the paint!" (When hit)
 * "Keep away from my kart!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Hah, that was nothing!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Cooome oooonnn...!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Turn into it!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Ha ha!" (Using an item)
 * "Ha ha ha!" (Using an item)
 * "Tread lightly!" (Using an item)
 * "That will buff right out." (Using an item)
 * "Stay out of my lane." (Using an item)
 * "Ho ho ha!" (Using an item)
 * "Hey, lay off the brakes!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Beep beep, ciao!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Ha! Amateur!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Someone call-a my mechanic..." (Unknown condition)
 * "Ha ha, what a performance, huh?" (Race won)
 * "Perfect execution." (Race won)
 * "Next, I will catch them for sure." (Race lost)
 * "I could really use a tune up." (Race lost)

Baby T

 * "Ra-ha-huegh!" (When boosting)
 * "Heyooth!" (When boosting)
 * *Low growl* (When boosting)
 * *Excited howl* (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Heh-heh!" (When using an item)
 * *Surprised howl* (When hit)
 * "Raaah!" (Race won)

Spyro the Dragon

 * "I'm fired up and ready to go!" (CTR TV)
 * "I'd say, the sky's the limit!" (When selected)
 * "Yes!" (When selected)
 * "Ha ha!" (When selected & when using an item)
 * "Whoa! Supercharged!" (When boosting)
 * "Hold your horns! Here comes Spyro!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Dragon incoming!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Last one there's a Gnorc!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Born to fly!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "I'm gonna toss my cookies!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Whoa! Anyone else seein' Sparx!?" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Whoa-hoa-hooaaa!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Ugh, curse these dragon thumbs!" (When using an item)
 * "You're toast!" (When using an item)
 * "Haha! Roasted!" (When using an item)
 * "Oh yeah!" (Trick jump)
 * "Get lost, loser." (Hit while shielded)
 * "Not a chance!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Well, that was nasty." (Unknown condition)
 * "Maybe you could've beaten me, if you stopped "dragon" your feet." (Race won)
 * "I was born to drive." (Race won)
 * "Man, I got torched." (Race lost)
 * "*Sigh* Looks like I've got some things to do..." (Race lost)

Hunter

 * "Let's do this quick. I need to get back to Bianca." (CTR TV)
 * "Thought I was pretty good, huh?" (When selected)
 * "Okay, okay!" (When selected)
 * "I'm the speed king of the world!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Look out! Here I come!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Eat my kart dust, sucker!"
 * "What was THAT for?" (Being hit)
 * "Unf!" (Being hit)
 * "Woahaah, uhg, oof...blblblbhh." (Spinout)
 * "Check this out!" (Using an item)
 * "Whoops! Haha!" (Using an item)
 * "Look, something shiny!" (Using an item)
 * "That was close!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "Nice shooting, dude!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "I... uh... got a little lost?" (Unknown condition)
 * "Speed king!" (While boosting)
 * "Cowabunga, dude!" (Trick jump)
 * "Whoa, bad idea!" (Trick jump)
 * "Nobody outraces a cheetah!" (Race won)
 * "Yeah! Whoo! *Imitates crowd cheer* Hunter, we love you!" (Race won)
 * "I wasn't trying anyway..." (Race lost)

Gnasty Gnorc

 * "Here to defeat Spyro again!" (CTR TV)
 * "I'm gonna win this!" (When selected & when boosting)
 * "Ha-haaaaa!" (When selected)
 * "Not gonna happen!" (Hit when shielded)
 * "Not good enough!" (Hit when shielded)
 * "Stay back!" (Passing another racer)
 * "You're ugly!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Outta my way!" (Passing another racer)
 * "That's not a gem...!" (Using an item)
 * "Here we go." (Using an item)
 * "Hohohoho! Do I get a gem?" (Unknown condition)
 * "Told you I was a threat!" (Race won)
 * "Da-dunna-dah! Haw-hah!" (Race won)
 * "I'm sure it was a dragon's fault!" (Race lost)

Komodo Moe

 * "Sure, I can make these spin." (CTR TV)
 * "I'm just ssso good!" (When selected)
 * "Nice!" (Trick jump)
 * "Yessss!" (When boosting)
 * "Woo Hoo!" (When boosting)
 * "Here ya go!" (Using an item)
 * "Tassste that!" (Using an item)
 * "Ow!" (When hit)
 * "Aww..." (Hit while shielded)
 * "Don't touch me!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "SSSTOOOP SSSPINNING!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Jussst passing by!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Sssee ya later!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Ssso long!" (Passing another racer)
 * "What'sss wrong with me?!" (Unknown condition)
 * "Sssurrender to the Komodo Brothersss!" (Race won)
 * "You're not worthy of thisss planet." (Race won)
 * "Don't worry, thisss is not the last time you'll sssee me!" (Race lost)
 * "Next time, fassster I will be!" (Race lost)

Dr. N. Brio

 * "See this piece of machinery? I INVENTED IT!" (CTR TV)
 * "Hooray!" (When selected)
 * "Hahaha! I’m a g-g-g-genius!" (When selected)
 * "GO!" (When boosting)
 * "YES!" (When boosting)
 * "You c-c-can't beat me!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Move over, little fool!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Get out of the way!" (Passing another racer)
 * "F-f-faster!" (When boosting)
 * "M-m-m-my brain is like jelly." (Spin out)
 * "Whoah, my head is spinning..." (Spin out)
 * "Stop hitting me!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "HA HA, ouch..." (Hit while shielded)
 * "Time to harness planetary energy. Hahahahahaaa!" (Race won)
 * "The fate of the world is in m-m-my hands. Huhuhuh!" (Race won)
 * "Why don't people take me s-s-seriously?" (Race lost)
 * "Time to return to my inventions..." (Race lost)

Nina Cortex

 * "Ugh, what do you want?" (CTR TV)
 * "Breaking things makes me happy!" (When selected)
 * "Oh yeah." (When selected)
 * "I'll send you a post card from the finish line." (Passing another racer)
 * "This is how evil should travel!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Quick, write down my license plate! NOT!" (Passing another driver)
 * "Death from above!" (Trick jump)
 * "Whoo haa!" (Trick jump)
 * "I feel so alive!" (When boosting)
 * "Whoo he he!" (When boosting)
 * "Witness the fate of my opponents." (Using an item)
 * "Bad girls... Ha! Whatcha gonna do?" (Using an item)
 * "You make me do this to you." (Using an item)
 * "Oww, my sinuses..." (When hit by another driver)
 * "Ha! I learned that trick this morning." (Hit when shielded)
 * "Damage only makes me look cooler." (Hit when shielded)
 * "Hot, HOT!" (When burned)
 * "Hey! Not fair!" (Spinning out)
 * "I knew I should've put on my seatbelt!" (Unknown condition)
 * "Take out the trash, girls!" (Race won)
 * "Judged me by my size, didn't you?" (Race won)
 * "No pain, no gain!" (Race lost)
 * "Disconcerting… Most disconcerting…" (Race lost)

Koala Kong

 * "Errragh! The secret is in the diet." (CTR TV)

Pasadena O'Possum

 * "I'll teach Cortex a lesson!" (CTR TV)
 * "That felt pretty darn good!" (When selected)
 * "Look, mama! No hands!" (When passing another racer)
 * "Ooh, smells like victory!" (When passing another racer)
 * "Adios, mi amigo!" (When passing another racer)
 * "Hot dog!" (When boosting)
 * "Big air!" (Trick jump)
 * "Where do I send the flowers?" (Using an item)
 * "There's more where that came from!" (Using an item)
 * "I know I shouldn't like that... But I do!" (Using an item)
 * "Ow, my head!" (When hit by another driver)
 * "Nice try!" (Shield hit)
 * "Better you than me." (Shield hit)
 * "That's just plain reckless." (Unknown condition)
 * "Don't mess with Pasadena O'Possum!" (Race won)
 * "I said this is a big girl race!" (Race won)
 * "Now that just ain't right." (Race lost)
 * "Wh-wh-what happened? Did I black out?" (Race lost)

Ebenezer Von Clutch

 * "Try to pass me and I'll get you ka-put!" (CTR TV)
 * "Vonderful!" (When selected)
 * "Beep beep! German cyborg coming through! Ja!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Mein skills are sharp like razor, ja?" (Passing another racer)
 * "Incoming!!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Come to me, my precious!" (When boosting)
 * "Look out below!!" (Trick jump)
 * "Ohhh, my neck bones!" (When hit by another racer)
 * "I'm terribly sorry! NOT!" (Using an item)
 * "Time to go boomenhagen!" (Using an item)
 * "Okay, playtime is over! Guten nacht!" (Using an item)
 * "I love doing that." (Shield hit)
 * "Phew! It smells bad... Cause your shooting stinks!" (Shield hit)
 * "The spinning! Stop the spinning!!" (Spinning out)
 * "Please, stop! It hurts mein feelings when you do that..." (Unknown condition)
 * "I am Ebenezer Von Clutch! WATCH ME ROAR!" (Race won)
 * "It's not that you're bad. It's that I'm so good!" (Race won)
 * "Mmm! I must be getting soft, ja?" (Race lost)
 * "Ja, ja, ja, you were lucky!" (Race lost)

King Chicken

 * *Chicken noises* (CTR TV)
 * "Cluck-Yeah!"

Rilla Roo/Fixed Rilla Roo

 * *Excited monkey sounds* (CTR TV)
 * "Out You Go!" (Using an item)
 * *Monkey sounds* "Hi." (Passing another racer)
 * "Oh! Hot hot hot!" (When burnt)
 * "No No No No No No NNOOO!!!" (Race lost)
 * *Excided monkey sounds* (Race won)

Yaya Panda

 * "You've never seen speed like mine!" (CTR TV)
 * "I'm fluffy AND fast!" (When selected)
 * "Yay-hay! Ha ha ha!" (When selected)
 * Woo-hoo-hoo! Ha ha!" (When selected)
 * "Try to keep up!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Raaaah! Hehehe!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Need a boost?" (Passing another racer)
 * "Oop! Higher!" (Trick jump)
 * "Woohoo! Yeahhh!" (Trick jump)
 * "Yeah-hehhh, woo!" (Trick jump)
 * "Yeah-hehhh!" (Boosting)
 * "Turn it up!" (Boosting)
 * "Alright!!" (Boosting)
 * "Ha ha ha ha!" (Using an item)
 * "Heh heh heh!" (Using an item)
 * "Don't hurt yourself!" (Using an item)
 * "I'm a panda!" (Using an item)
 * "Danger!" (Using an item)
 * "That hurt!" (Hit by another racer)
 * "Ow!" (Hit by another racer)
 * "D-ow!" (Hit by another racer)
 * "I'm a bear!" (Shield hit)
 * "That was a nice try!" (Shield hit)
 * "I'm vulnerable!!" (Spinning out)
 * "I'm too cute to die!!" (Spinning out)
 * "Whoahhh!" (Spinning out)
 * "Ugh! Go faster!" (Unknown condition)
 * "I... think I got something in my eye..." (Race lost)
 * "You don't know how fast I really am!" (Race lost)
 * "Bet you didn't see me coming!" (Race won)
 * "I'm a speed beast!" (Race won)

Hasty

 * "Were you waiting for me?" (CTR TV)
 * "I'm the pilot in command!" (When selected)
 * "Woo! Ha ha!" (When selected)
 * "Oh, yeah!" (When selected)
 * "I call dibs on that trophy!" (Passing another racer)
 * "I think you need to press harder on that pedal!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Taking a break there, pal?" (Passing another racer)
 * "Absolute ceiling!" (Trick jump)
 * "Ha-haaa!" (Trick jump)
 * "Yes! Ha ha ha ha!" (Trick jump)
 * "Better than hypersonic!" (Boosting)
 * "Yes! Ha ha ha!" (Boosting)
 * "Zoommm!" (Boosting)
 * "Look out!" (Using an item)
 * "Yeah! Try to dodge that." (Using an item)
 * "Whoops!" (Using an item)
 * "Ha ha ha ha!" (Using an item)
 * "Hold onto your nessel!" (Using an item)
 * "Hold that for me, would ya?" (Using an item)
 * "Hey, hey, hey! That's no fair!" (Hit by another racer)
 * "Ugh!" (Hit by another racer)
 * "Oh! Didn't see that coming, did ya?" (Shield hit)
 * "Ha ha!" (Shield hit)
 * "I... totally intended to do that." (Spinning out)
 * "Whooooaaa, that's a lot of turning!" (Spinning out)
 * "What is happening!?" (Unknown condition)
 * "I didn't have my compass. It doesn't count." (Race lost)
 * "Well I... *ahem* didn't expect that." (Race lost)
 * "Now this is my kind of prize!" (Race won)
 * "Yep, that's what I was expecting. Haha!" (Race won)

As a Racer

 * "Cock-a-doodle-doo!" (When selected and when boosting)
 * "Ho-ho-ho!" (When selected)
 * "Chick Gizzard Lips overtakes the competition!" (Passing another racer)
 * "This chicken can drive!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Watch the feathers, friend!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Chickens can fly!" (Trick jump)
 * "WHOOO-WOO!" (Trick Jump)
 * "WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! (Trick Jump)
 * "Holy hen!" (Boosting)
 * "Neener neener!" (Using an item)
 * "Hazard on the track!" (Using an item)
 * "Get fried!" (Using an item)
 * "Yolk on this!" (Using an item)
 * "Oh good, more abuse." (Hit by another racer)
 * "D'oh!" (Hit by another racer)
 * "A valiant attempt, to be sure." (Shield hit)
 * "A wasted effort." (Shield hit)
 * "*Sniffing* Ow! ow-ow-ow-ow!" (When Burned)
 * "*Sniffing* OW-OWW! (When Burned)
 * "That was unnecessary!" (Spinning out)
 * "Newscaster down!" (Spinning out)
 * "Will he ever recover?" (Unknown condition)
 * "This is a wash. Let's roll tape." (Race lost)
 * "A loss? This is unprecedented, folks." (Race lost)
 * "A decisive victory for the chicken!" (Race won)
 * "This old Chick's still got some mettle in him." (Race won)
 * "Ha ha ha!" (Podium Celebration)

CTR TV

 * "I'm your host, Chick Gizzard Lips."
 * "What a great time to tune up and tune in to CTR TV, race fans. Stew, let's get the racers out there up to speed."
 * "Now each Grand Prix is super event where contestants can test their mettle in a series of electrifying challenges."
 * "Haha. Right you are, Stew. Now racers, as you complete each racing challenge, you'll earn Nitro that fills up your Nitro Gauge."
 * "Absolutely, Stew. And with each Grand Prix comes new challenges for even more rewards."
 * "I too feel that emotion, Stew. Now in addition to earning insane rewards in the Grand Prix, you can also find other unique items like this in the Pit Stop. Anything else they need to know there, Stew?"
 * "Exactly that, Stew. That about sums it up. I can barely contain my delight."
 * "Welcome race fans! I'm Chick Gizzard Lips and this is my clamourous co-host, Stew! We'll be coming at you with the latest N'Sane announcements."
 * "Fasten your seatbelts and hop in with racers around the world to compete in this Grand Prix of international proportions."
 * "Wow! I guarantee these new challengers are going to give the rest of our racers a run for their Wumpa. Breaking news folks! We have an exclusive look at the latest feats of engineering to take to our treacherous tracks."
 * "Ha! Earn enough Nitro and maybe you can, Stew. Well, I'm afraid that's all the time we have folks and fowls. Drive fast and good cluck."
 * "This is Stew."
 * "Indeed. Today we kick off our next Grand Prix. An event where unhinged lunatics will compete for trivial prizes in daring challenges."
 * "That's right, Stew. Because we're going Back. In. Time! Would you look at this PRE-historically beautiful track?"
 * "Wow, Stew. Oh! This just in: I have the most precious news to share. Let's meet the racers who will be joining our rumbling, roaring, racing ranks this season."
 * "Oh ho ho ho. Veteran drivers, beware. they might be cute, but they will pack a serious punch. Infant strength is no laughing matter."
 * "Of course! And we can reveal these beauties immediately!"
 * "Stew? Stew? Well that says it all. Thanks for tuning in and remember, never try to cook an egg on your engine. You've been warned."
 * "Hi, I'm Chick."
 * "And... that is Stew. Now today we've got a very special guest. I hope the drivers are ready because he's sure to make Sparx fly."
 * "Ah ha! That's not all. He's challenged every driver to race him on his own personal track."
 * "Hold up! I'm being told Spyro won't be alone."
 * "I'm feeling it. Breaking news folks! We have an exclusive look at the latest feats of engineering to take to our treacherous tracks."
 * "Well, that sums it up for this edition of CTR TV. Now get out there and burn some rubber."
 * "Waaghghgh!"
 * "Well, that sounds spine-tingling. And nice accent. Anybody else itching to race on this new track? It's got just the right mix of thrills, spills and chills. Chicken skin guaranteed."
 * "So, who's up for a bit of frightful fun? I know of a few re-animated challengers making a highly anticipated comeback."
 * "Well, that oughta get some goblins and ghosts jumping right out of their skin. That's all for today! Keep your wits about you as we head down to the creepy courses."
 * "Hello! Chick here, and as always, I'm joined by my friend, Stew."
 * "That's got the making of a true spectacle. Now without further ado, let's have a look at this season's new racers."
 * "Thrilling rides guaranteed to send you straight to the emergency room. Now that's... all for today's show, folks! See you next time for another edition of CTR TV."
 * "I'm Chick Gizzard Lips, reporting live from the track!"
 * "Anyway, shall we have a look at what's coming up in this Grand Prix?"
 * "Looks like we have a few fresh faces joining us this season."
 * "Well, it sure looks like these racers are ready to get a head start on the season!"
 * "I can't wait to unwrap these rumbling road-busters!"
 * "What do you say we treat ourselves this holiday season and join the competition?"

As a Racer

 * "Watch me strut my stuff!" (When selected)
 * "Hehehe! More for me!" (When selected)
 * "Hahaha! I can fill my pockets!" (When selected)
 * "Look out! Chicken crossing!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Bawk-bawk!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Stew comin' through!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Whooaaah! Chick, help!" (Trick jump)
 * "Whoa, my hair!" (Boosting)
 * "WHOOOOOAAAAA!" (Boosting)
 * "Hehe! Catch this! Hehehehe…" (Using an item)
 * "Hey there! Hehehehe…" (Using an item)
 * "Bet you can make a nice omelet out of that!" (Using an item)
 * "I take my eggs sunny side up!" (Using an item)
 * "Straight out of the frying pan!" (Using an item)
 * "Got somethin' for ya! Hehehe..." (Using an item)
 * "Stew's been hit!" (When hit by another racer)
 * "I'M STEW!" (When zapped)
 * "Hot hot hot hot!" (When burned)
 * "Celebrity under attack!" (Shield hit)
 * "Oh, you trying to start somethin'?" (Shield hit)
 * "Owwww, my stuffing!" (Spinning out)
 * "Chick! Save me, Chick!!" (Spinning out)
 * "Hey, that was messed up!" (Unknown condition)
 * "WOOOOOO-HOO!" (Podium celebration)
 * "What!? I wasn't winnin'?" (Race lost)
 * "I will never live this down..." (Race lost)
 * "This beak cannot be beat!" (Race won)
 * "Who's the chicken? Me!" (Race won)

CTR TV

 * "And I'm Stew!"
 * "Rev your engines, pop your clutches and clutch your poppas while we tell you all about the Grand Prix!"
 * "Woo! I love me a good challenge! Which also includes being a challenge to work with."
 * "Moooore finished races means more Nitro, and that leads to mooooore rewards!"
 * "Woo. There could be hot new racers, smooth new rides and sooooo many ways to deck them all out! *Laughs* I'm absolutely flapping with anticipation there, Chick."
 * "Well, according to the script I was told to read, each Grand Prix will introduce a brand new race track. That about what you had in mind there, Chick?"
 * "I know I'm "egg-cited". *Laughs* Now spread your wings, push down your pedals and get to gatherin' that Nitro!"
 * "That's right, Chick. And I cannot wait to get crackin' on our first ever Grand Prix."
 * "It is our pleasure to introduce the brand new drivers who will be taking the wheel with us this season."
 * "Whoo, boy. Would I like to take one of those beauties out for a spin there, Chick."
 * "And I'm Stew!"
 * "Chick my friend, I'm so HYPED about this season's new rewards. Drivers are gonna have to step up their game if they wanna stay in the race."
 * "I am lookin'. WOW! Is that when dinosaurs were still around? I'm glad we're not down there, I mean, I bet we look extra delicious. you know what I'm saying? I know I look tasty."
 * "Oh, look at those cheeks! *Crying* A-do-ra-ble is the selection of syllables I'm looking for, Chick. Oh, I can't take it, they're so beautiful."
 * "That's right. Say, Chick, are there any new Karts this time around?"
 * *Amazed Gasp*
 * "I'm on Fiiiiire man!"
 * "This little head buttin', tail whippin', fire spewin', purple dragon is gonna light up their day!"
 * "I'm burning with anticipation."
 * "Are you feeling the heat? Cause I know I am."
 * "Wooo-weee! My passion for racing has been reignited!"
 * "Boo!"
 * "Hee hee hee hee hee. Gotcha there, Chicky-boy. Ehh eheh. You can prepared to be terrified too. With this ghoulish Grand Prix season creeping up right behind you."
 * "I'm on the edge of my seat."
 * "Eeep! I wouldn't mess with this scary bunch."
 * "Wooo-wee! I can just taste the excitement in the air, Chick. The smell of stale circus peanuts, gasoline and childhood trauma. Hehe, this is gonna be one Wump-tastic festival! We also have a brand new game debuting in Local Arcade. Race against the clock to collect as many rings as you can, and gain speed before time runs out!"
 * "They seem more like a sideshow act there, Chick. But maybe they can pull it together with this carousel of new Karts."
 * "*Munching noises* Hey y'all!"
 * "This track is loaded with candy-coated and 100% artificially flavored CAAAARbohydrates."
 * "Youuu said it, Chick! We've also got plump new rides, decked out with all the jingle bells and whistles."
 * "Oh, I'd give anything to be down there, face first in that fluffy frozen frosting myself!"
 * "Oh yeah! Bring on that sugar rush!"
 * "Who's ready to get scrambled?!"

Mega-Mix

 * "I'll crush you all like bugs!" (CTR TV)
 * "Utmost pleasing!" (When selected)
 * "(Cortex's voice) The trophy's mine... (Tiny's voice) OURS!!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Get lost in the mix!" (Passing another racer)
 * (N. Gin's voice) Faster, my kart! (Cortex's voice) Faster!" (Passing another racer)
 * "More speed!" (When boosting)
 * "WoOoah!" (When boosting)
 * "Higher!!" (Trick jump)
 * "Go, baby, go!" (Trick jump)
 * "Ha-ha!" (Using an item)
 * "Add THIS to the mix!" (Using an item)
 * "BOOM!! Ahahaha!" (Using an item)
 * "Out of our way!" (using an item)
 * "Ah! Hurts!" (When hit)
 * "Bwaha! Ahaha!" (Shield hit)
 * "Gah! We crush you!" (Shield hit)
 * "Ohhh, our heads!" (Spinning out)
 * "Oh we're all mixed up!" (Spinning out)
 * "All wrong!" (Unknown condition)
 * "We are stronger, together!! (Race won)
 * "Haha! Best combination, best outcome!" (Race won)
 * "This is a horrible mistake!" (Race lost)
 * "Experiment failed..." (Race lost)

Emperor Velo XXVII

 * "As ruler of this galaxy, I'll OWN this Grand Prix!" (CTR TV)
 * "Are you even trying?" (When selected)
 * "Oh yes!" (When boosting)
 * "Yeah!" (When boosting)
 * "Don't get lost in my exhaust!" (Passing another racer)
 * "You're still there?!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Don't bother trying to keep up!" (Passing another racer)
 * "Ahahahaha!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Rooooar!" (Doing a trick jump)
 * "Ouch! D'oh, that hurt!" (Spinning out of control)
 * "Catch this, Earthling!" (Using an item)
 * "Fear my wrath!" (Using an item)
 * "Here you go!" (Using an item)
 * "Blechhhh... Don't think that will stop me." (Hit while shielded)
 * "Nnrrgh... You better make the most of it!" (Hit while shielded)
 * "You will never escape my wrath! EVER!" (Unknown condition)
 * "Now bow down to me, Emperor Velo XXVII, ruler of the galaxy!" (Race won)
 * "Hahahaha! I came, I saw, I conquered!" (Race won)
 * "Losing to insignificant Earthlings? How embarrassing." (Race lost)
 * "Blech... Don't think this defeat will stop me." (Race lost)

Lab Assistant

 * "Woo-hoo!"
 * "Ha-ha!"

Iron Checkpoint Crate

 * *Ding noise* (Podium celebration)

Drive-thru Danger intercom operator

 * "Welcome to Toxic Burger. Can I take your order?"
 * "Would you like toxic fries with that?"
 * "Thank you for choosing Toxic Burger. How can we poison you today?"
 * "Thank you for choosing Nuclear Pizza. Would you like to hear about our explosive new deals?"
 * "That'll be 3,000 Wumpa Coins. Please proceed to the airlock."
 * "Unfortunately, I'm not at liberty to disclose the nutritional value of any items on our menu. Thanks for understanding."
 * "Toxic Burger's not responsible for any irritation, burning or permanent loss of esophageal muscles, blah blah blah..."
 * "Three large Nuclear Pizzas with extra sludge. Go to the next window."

Narrator

 * "Activision presents...a smashing blast from the past! Fasten your seatbelts for a Beenox recreation!"
 * "You're watching CTR TV, Special Edition, live from Activision!"
 * "Live from Activision, this is CTR TV."
 * "Welcome to CTR TV, with your hosts Chick and Stew!"
 * "Coming at you live from Activision, this is CTR TV. With your hosts Chick and Stew! Uuuuhhh... Guys? I'm being told our favorite feathered friends are too busy tearing up the tracks themselves. It seems it's up to me to do the talking. Roll the clip! This new Grand Prix takes an apocalyptic turn as drivers race down the long-forgotten remnants of a dried-up river bed. Our future is looking grim, folks! And to make matters worse, courtesy of an outlandish amount of nuclear waste, comes a new contender...MEGAMIX!"
 * "Let's hope these new rides will help bring our drivers safely to the finish line. That's all for today, race fans! Drive fast and don't forget to buckle up!"