List of quotes in Crash Tag Team Racing

The following is a list of quotes from the 2005 video game Crash Tag Team Racing. This is listed alphabetically by character.
 * Coco Bandicoot
 * Crunch Bandicoot
 * Doctor N. Gin
 * Doctor Neo Cortex
 * Nina Cortex
 * Pasadena O'Possum
 * Von Clutch
 * Chick Gizzard Lips &amp; Stew

Cutscenes

 * "Perhaps a riddle or two!"
 * "Heedely-hidely-ho! To the statue you must go! This way or that, fall down, you go 'splat!' And everyone thinks you're a shmoe!"
 * [introducing the Mystery Island world] "Yo ho ho and a bottle of Wumpa Whip! Ahoy mateys! Batten down your hatches and swab my poop deck says I! Avast there ye slobs! Salty adventure awaits ye beyond these cursed portals o'doom! Hahahaha!"
 * [after Chick and Stew's introduction to the Happily After Faster world] "Now click your heels three times and repeat after me: I do believe in the stinking beauty, I do believe in the stinking beauty, I do!"
 * [introducing the Tyrannosaurus Wrecks world] "What horrors for you are in store, great beasts and volcanoes galore! As I say with a grin, try hard, you might win, though your butt will probably be sore. Hee hee hee!"
 * [introducing the Tomb Town world] "Awaken not angry spirits that lie within, grave robber! Beyond the ancient vault of gold and family jewels awaits a profaned prophecy for those who disturb the mummy's slumber! Ha, ha! Don't wake daddy either!"
 * "Oh! That's it! I've had it! You people are dumber than a sack of hammers! It's me! Meeee! I tell you!
 * "Don't you get it? Meeee!"
 * "And I would've succeeded too, if it wasn't for you meddling bandicoots! And now the time is nigh, it's really do or die! This stone in my sack proves Von Clutch is a hack! And you can look for me in the sky! Hahahahaha! So long, suckers!"
 * [trying to get the rocket to launch] "Come on, come on, don't do this to me!"
 * "Hey! Who are you calling 'sour'?!"

When attacked by Crash

 * "Be nice!"
 * "This is the tenth time today this has happened, I swear!"
 * "I'm only sending you four Christmas cards this year!"
 * "I need a sick day."
 * "Uh huh, I bruise easily!"
 * (Screams like a girl.)
 * (Groans.)
 * "I'll spit out Wumpa Whip when I'm darn-good-n'-ready!"
 * "I'll sauce your apples for that!"

When interacting with Crash

 * "Well hello there little man. I'm Willie Wumpa Cheeks!"
 * "Crash Bandicoot, what a surprise, have a tall one from me!"
 * "Hello Crashiepooh! I know you're a big fan. Want an autograph?"
 * "Hey buddy, step aside! Can't you see I'm working here?"
 * "Hey kid you're cramping my style. Beat it! This is my corner!"
 * "Hey paley. You look thirsty and I'm brimming with Wumpa Whip. What are the chances?"
 * "Wumpa Cheeks is the name! Sour juice is my game!"
 * "Uh-oh, sorry but the Wumpa Pumpa is all dried out! Heh heh."
 * "Why hello...say didn't I just meet you a minute ago?"
 * "Crash Bandicoot! I'll tempt your tummy with a taste of Wumpa and Honey!"
 * "Hello again Crash. We have to stop meeting like this!"

Mystery Island
"Hey, you! Crash Bandicoot! Hey, yeah, listen! I've got a deal for you! Yesterday, some adventurer schmuck that he could race the tracks 'and find the missing power gems'! Oh! Well there ain't much left of him except these slightly used adventurer duds. [laughs] I'd give them to you, but 'I got little gas masks to feed'! Oh! And the suit won't cost you a treasure. Get it?"

"Hey, Crash, what happened? Didn't I tell you that I gots little gas masks to feed? Have you any idea how much a gas mask breathes these days?! Sheesh! Come back when you have more coins, okay?

"Come on kid, that still ain't enough! You're killing me! This suit is fresh I tells ya! [sniffs] Yep, still fresh! Oh! Come back and see me when you have more coins.

"OK kid, one more time! Read my lips, YOU NEED MORE COINSSSSSSSS! These adventurer costumes don't grow on trees, Crash!"

"Hey there, look at what we got here now! This is what I call a fair price! Get it? I gotta hand it to you kid, you're gonna look pretty sharp! I just hope you do better than that suit's last occupant. Don't ask me what happened."

"Crash, you want my crystal? Good and cheap like new, but not- used very little. You give me coins, I give to you."

"What is this? [laughs]  You make me laugh! Surely is joke, no? To offer such small monies for so wonderful a thing! You are, how you say, eh, an idiot."

"Uh again, you come here and bother me. Why? Are you lonely or just stupid? I think stupid!"

"Oh just do what I ask! There is fur on your brain too, I think.

"Oh, big spender with lots of money wants to buy beautiful crystal, no? Is good! Now I retire to fabulous island and never return to this trash-heap country! Look little buddy, we're there to put your granny in soap bubbles, you call that space program? I laugh! [laughs]

When attacked by Crash

 * "Now I'll never have little kids!"
 * "What's the big idea?"
 * "You broke my coccyx, that's my bum bone!"
 * "I'm calling the Henchman Abuse Hotline!"
 * "Bag dog! Bad dog!"
 * "Ow! Malfunction!"
 * "Ow! My professor!"
 * "Ow! My circuits!"
 * Ohh! My cossacks!

Trivia

 * Neo Cortex's quote "Ouch, ouch, and double ouches!" is a pun on the "Drat, drat, and double drat" quote from Wacky Races.
 * Neo Cortex's quote about standing out "like a chocolate bar in a swimming pool" is a reference to the movie Caddyshack, in which someone dropped a Baby Ruth in a pool, making everyone divert their attention (as they thought it was poop).
 * One of Coco's quotes is "Aww, derryberries!", which refers to the surname of the actress who plays Coco and may additionally pun SpongeBob's common phrase "Oh barnacles!" at the same time. Also, another one of her quotes is "Well there's a fine how-do-you-do" which is similar to one of Wallace's quotes from the Wallace & Gromit television series.
 * Stew's quote "Ol' Stewbie-doo needs a little help from you." is a reference to Scooby-Doo.
 * Another Scooby-Doo reference is when Willie Wumpa Cheeks says, "And I would've succeeded too, if it wasn't for you meddling bandicoots!", which is a spoof of a recurring line from the show.
 * Another Scooby-Doo reference is when Cortex says "Now who broke that? Jinkies, what a mystery!" after sometimes breaking a track-side target. "Jinkies!" is a word commonly said by Velma when she discovers something or is surprised.


 * Chick's quote "Holy original recipe!" is a reference to KFC.
 * N. Gin's quote "That's not a moon, that's a space station" is a reference to Obi Wan Kenobi's line from Star Wars Episode IV.
 * Von Clutch's quote "That was done on a closed track by a professional driver" is a reference to the disclaimer shown on many car commercials.
 * Another of Von Clutch's quotes is a reference to the song "Who Let the Dogs Out" by Baha Men.
 * Yet another Von Clutch quote is a reference to the song "It's My Party" by Lesley Gore.