List of quotes in Crash Tag Team Racing said by Coco Bandicoot

This is a list of quotes said by Coco Bandicoot in Crash Tag Team Racing. ( video 1), ( video 2).

Cutscenes

 * "You're right Pasadena! I've noticed too many coincidences with the stolen power gems. There must be a pattern n' stuff."
 * "Hey, I think I'm beginning to deduce what's going on around here."
 * "Well, the pattern I've concluded from deductive reasoning is that whoever stole the power gems has some connection to... Wumpa Whip!"
 * [After everyone blames Crash for stealing the power gems] "Ohhhh Crash! How could you?!"
 * "Thank you Mister... chicken man! This is really cool n' stuff but we'd like to return the park ownership to where it belongs: to Ebenezer Von Clutch."

Missions

 * "Oh Crash! Thank goodness you're here! I've been trying to get this car working but that stupid know-it-all know nothing Nina stole my fusion unit! You gotta get it back for me! This car will be the best thing ever n' stuff."
 * "Crash, what are you doing back here? You go out there and get me that fusion unit. Please, big brother... this car will be the bestest thing I've ever built. It'll smoke the track with Nina, once and for all, hehheheh!"
 * "Crash! Where's the fusion unit? If this is a joke, I don't get it."
 * "Okay Crash what's the story? I need that fusion unit so I can show that stupid-faced Nina who's the best girl on the track so get moving!"
 * "Woohoo! Once I plug this unit in, this car is ready to rock! Good job big brother. Start up a race so we can go kick some tailless butt!"
 * "Heya big brother! Fightin the good fight n' stuff?"
 * "That's good, 'cause I need some help here. I've been trying to get this new car up-n-running but it's missing something. If you find a good Power Modulator bring it my way."
 * "Uhhh, Crash what are you doing back here? If you don't get me that modulator I can't enter this car in the races then I might lose! I can't lose! I just can't!! -breathes in and out real fast-"
 * "CRASH, COME ON, LET'S GO MAGGOT!!! GET THE MODULATOR FOR ME ALREADY!!!"
 * "Big brother, if you really want to annoy me can't you do normal big brother stuff like noogies and headlocks or something like that?"
 * "Well whatcha got there Crash? Hoohhh, this is perfect! This'll show that stupid monkey-faced Nina who the real smart girl is! I-I mean uhh... we'll stop the bad guys for sure with this car! Thanks a bunch, n' stuff."
 * "Oh heya Crash! Thanks for helping me with those other cars but they weren't quite enough. Now this beautiful machine is what I'm talking about! It's 500 horsepower of pure Nina-beating engine. I mean, we'll win for sure with it. Thing is I need a mass of Power Crystals to get her going. Can you help me out?"
 * "Big brother, is something wrong? What are you doing back here?
 * "Never mind. Listen, I need a lot of power to get this bad girl going! Believe me you're not going to regret it! Now go and get me those Crystals!"
 * "Crash, listen to me! I need Power Crystals to win this race! If I don't win, then I might lose! I can't lose! I CAN'T!!! Please Crash hurry!"
 * "Crash, stop doing this to me! I have to win this race! BRING ME THE POWER TO WIN THIS RACE!!!"
 * "Woohoo! This is it! This is the car I've been waiting all my life for! Oh Crash am I ever going to blow thorough those other racers with this machine! Thanks brother!"

When interacting with Crash

 * "Crash, I've been looking all over for you! Can I have some money?"
 * "Crash! How much cash have you found? Today's my birthday!"
 * "Big brother I'm not doing so good n' stuff."
 * "There you are. I've been trying to avoid you."
 * "I'm bone dry Crash. Got any money for sis?"
 * "Big brother! Why aren't you finding me more cash?"
 * "Hi Crash! Do you think N-Gin is cute? I like the way he waddles."
 * "Hiya, Crashy-poo!"
 * "Crash, we have to stop meeting like this."
 * "This place is a little creepy. The wumpa whip does ease the shakes though."
 * "Hey are you following me?"
 * "Well there's a sight for sore eyes! Howdy!"

When attacked by Crash

 * "Hey, that's my spleen pal!"
 * "Ouch! I'm telling Mom! If we had one."
 * "I just know that'll leave a mark!"
 * "Ouch! Okay, I'll get revenge when you're sleeping!"
 * "I know you are but what am I?"
 * "Wait till I tell Crunch! You are toast buddy!"
 * "You had to hit me. Just HAD to do it!"
 * "You're right Crash. I probably deserved it."
 * "What'd I do, what'd I do?"
 * "Sticks and stones... MEDIC!!!"
 * "Hey, I'm a girl!"
 * "Circle the wagons! We're under attack!"

When starting a race

 * "I'll tear through you like a math test!"
 * "Time to show you some real speed!"
 * "Remember: beauty before age."
 * "May all of you have fun fighting for 2nd place."
 * "Good luck everyone! Just remember to stay out of my way!"
 * "May the best blonde win."
 * "Look at these jokers! This'll be a cinch!"
 * "Now how can I beat the odds? I got it! I'll cheat!"
 * "You're all in a world of trouble."
 * "Finally, someone's letting me drive!"
 * "Time to see who the best mutant is."

When starting from a standstill

 * "Judge me by my size, do you?"
 * "I am bandicoot! Here me roar!"
 * "Time to show you what a 164 IQ can do!"
 * "Well that's what I'm talking about."
 * "And that's just the half of it!"
 * "Hohhhh yes! Do I look good!"
 * "I'll show you the meaning of girl power!"
 * "Back'em up and stand back boys!"
 * "Smells like victory!"
 * "See yaaaaaaa!"
 * "Yes! Yes! YEEESSSSS!"
 * "Yeahhhh, I'm burnin' rubber!"

When passing an opponent vehicle

 * "Hey, thanks for playin'!"
 * "My car is equipped with Blondestar!"
 * "Try and keep up, slowpoke!"
 * "I'll send ya a postcard!"
 * "Don't drive over any landmines or anything."
 * "So long, suckers!"
 * "Maybe you should get a better car."
 * "Pack up your snowshoes and go back to Canada, eh?"
 * "Tell some blonde jokes. You'll feel better."
 * "Ta, ta! Keep up the good work!"
 * "All I have to say is, it's a good thing you're cute."
 * "Snails-R-Us!"
 * "Buh-bye, buh-bye."
 * "Keep up with me if you can, cough-n-stuffers!"

When passed by an opponent vehicle

 * "You'll really regret doing that!"
 * "Enjoy it! 'Cause it won't last!"
 * "Hmm. Should've seen that coming!"
 * "I'm just building you up to tear you down!"
 * "Sure, leave me back here, why dontcha."
 * "Stay calm Coco, you can catch them!"
 * "Have fun. Don't trip on your way there!"
 * "Oh well. They won't get far!"

When brushing against an opponent vehicle

 * "Learn to drive, freak bag!"
 * "It's like a new piercing."
 * "That's no way to treat a style goddess."
 * "This race is far more dangerous than advertised."
 * "Hooo! Insurance scam averted!"
 * "Ow, I got something in my eye!"
 * "Oh please! What was that?!"
 * "Look both ways before crossing!"
 * "Whoa! Didn't like that for sure."
 * "You really shouldn't have done that... shumuck!"
 * "Whoa! Now that wasn't fun!"
 * "It's my driving abilities that prevented disaster."
 * "Watch where your going, jerk bag!"
 * "Slow drivers keep right."
 * "Ehh, it's bump kissed."
 * "I don't like this game no more."
 * "Ach! My elbow!"
 * "Lousy goym."
 * "See yaaaa!"
 * "Owwww! That better not have left a mark."
 * "Keep that train wreck away from me, Amtrak!"
 * "Hooo. That would've been unfortunate."
 * "Sticks and stones."
 * "Some people just have a death wish!"
 * "That's going to set a bad example!"
 * "I ain't stopping for nobody!"
 * "You play way too rough!"
 * "I really should pay more attention."
 * "Why did you do that?"
 * "You mablent! N' stuff."
 * "There's pedestrian laws you know!"
 * "Woohoo! I mean excellent."
 * "You really need to back off freak."
 * "I'll mess you up for that!"
 * "Hey. Back off, hillbilly!"
 * "Race winner! Coming through!"
 * "Darn, that would've been a good accident."
 * "Look, stay out of my way and nobody gets hurt!"
 * "Blondes have the right of way!"
 * "Coming through!"
 * "YOU MANIAC!"
 * "Out of the way, dog breath!"
 * "Puh-lease!"
 * "If your eatin, I'm serving."
 * "Ouchie! That smarts!"
 * "Ow!"
 * "Ouch!"

When brushing against a wall

 * "Oh, wake up girl!"
 * "Nothing a little nail polish won't fix."
 * "Okay, what's the story here?"
 * "Now that was a bad decision!"
 * "Hey, I just got this tub waxed!"
 * "I'm driving like a dork!"
 * "What am I doing? I need help!"
 * "I hope my deductible covers that."
 * "Who put that there? I'm serious."
 * "I'm driving like a dork!"
 * "Oh man. That's wrong."
 * "Look at this mess!"
 * "Ow!"

When breaking a trackside target

 * "Ohhhh, that looked expensive."
 * "Sorry! Sorry that was me."
 * "Ohhh, I hope that gets recycled."
 * "Coco did it! Ummm...never mind."
 * "Ehhh, no great loss."
 * "That busted up so good."
 * "I'll fix it later."
 * "Get away! It's mine!"
 * "Ha, ha, ha! More! Break more! More! Break it!"
 * "I can smash as well as the next guy or girl n' stuff."
 * "Oops!"
 * "Get away! It's mine!"
 * "I like prizes. There're fun!"

When attacking an opponent vehicle

 * "What's the matter? Gonna cry?"
 * "Look, just stay out of my way and I'll stop shooting."
 * "Ohh, that's a good one!"
 * "I can do this all day, I swear!"
 * "Kisses! Mwaahh!!!"
 * "There, there. It'll all be over soon."
 * "You must really like getting whacked or something."
 * "What's it like being beat up by a girl?"
 * "Think of it as a love tap."
 * "Don't interfere with destiny!"
 * "A girl's work is never done!"
 * "Annnddd SLAP!"

When hit by a weapon

 * "Hey, what did I do to you?"
 * "Go ahead and hit a beautiful girl..."
 * "Hey, what a brute!"
 * "Botox is a much easier way to do it."
 * "Two can play that game, you wisenheimer!"
 * "My hairs are singed!"
 * "Ouch! You jerk-o!"
 * "Wow. I guess that means you don't like me."
 * "That had wrong written all over it!"
 * "Hey, stop it, you... pillow case!"
 * "Sure, if that's the only way you can win."

When destroying an opponent vehicle

 * "That wasn't nice! SOOORRRYYY!!"
 * "Whoa! What a burn!"
 * "This is how we do it back on the island."
 * "And you are outta here!"
 * "Brains beat brawn."
 * "Nothing personal buddy."
 * "Good work proving Darwin right."
 * "Take it like a man!"
 * "I can't help it if I'm good."
 * "Nice try. No really that was good. Seriously."
 * "This is how we do it back on the island."
 * "Mess with Mama, you're gonna get slapped!"

When destroyed by an opponent vehicle

 * "Uh! This is gonna hurt!"
 * "Well there's fine how-do-you-do!"
 * "This is gonna be so painful!"
 * "IT BURNS! IT BURNS!"
 * "You think something like this will keep me down?"
 * "This...is so unfortunate."
 * "I think I'm gonna cry..."
 * "AVENGE MEEEEE!!!"
 * "Can I take traffic school, officer?"
 * "Awww derryberries!"
 * "Whatever."
 * "Good thing I'm insured!"

When flying through the air

 * "I was a bird in another life."
 * "Told ya I'm going places."
 * "Red leader. I'm starting my run."
 * "Does this count for frequent flyer miles?"
 * "This is why bandicoots don't have wings!"
 * "Whooooo. How sweet it is."
 * "I need an oxygen mask."
 * "Top of the world, ma!"
 * "You're all beneath me! Woohoo!"
 * "Hey my ears popped."
 * "It's so pretty up here!"
 * "Haha I'm flyin!"

When clashing

 * "Let's kick some fat butt!"
 * "Let's show'em what we're made of!"
 * "Hiya! Do you like me? I like you."
 * "Time to dish out some pain!"
 * "Ain't no stopping us now!"
 * "One and a half heads are better than none."
 * "Let's try this on for size!"
 * "Oh man. This is gonna be sweet."
 * "This is gonna be so cool!"
 * "Wow did you luck out."
 * "Just like a new pair of shoes."
 * "Hey! Not so hard!"

When declashing

 * "Shoot, I was having fun with you."
 * "It was great while it lasted!"
 * "I hate saying goodbye. BUT GOODBYE!!"
 * "Let's do this again sometime!"
 * "It had to end sooner or later."
 * "Sorry to see you go!"
 * "Yeah, you need to go."
 * "We kicked butt."
 * "And don't call me anymore!"
 * "You were a great partner!"
 * "Next time, we'll do it my way!"
 * "Breaking up is hard to do!"

When carrying an item

 * "Nice! Just my size!"
 * "Does this come in black?"
 * "Itsy! Present!"
 * "As long as it's free!"
 * "That's what I'm talking about!"
 * "Let's go shopping! N' stuff."
 * "Come to Mama!"
 * "Ohhh look what I got for you!"
 * "Oh! Look what I found!"
 * "Oh goodie!"
 * "Just what I always wanted!"
 * "Now what do we have here?"

When running over a park drone

 * "You dented my car!"
 * "Just accept it okay?"
 * "Sheesh! I hope nobody saw that."
 * "It's your fault. You know it."
 * "Just walk it off."
 * "Lovely day isn't it? Oops."
 * "Wow, what a bad example I'm making."
 * "Awwwww! I hope he washes off."
 * "Walk it off. Walk it off."
 * "Ya gotta be cruel to be kind."
 * "Booyah!"
 * "Heeyah!"

Normal

 * "I always win these things!"
 * "Next time let's try a hard one!"
 * "I have found my higher calling."
 * "Thanks chumps and chumpets."
 * "Don't fret. I've beaten much better people than you."
 * "I'm so happy I could plots!"
 * "Some are born to win."
 * "Now that was less than productive."
 * "Hey it's not if you win or lose. It's how well you cheated."
 * "I'll use a slower car next time. More of a challenge."
 * "Well if you can't beat'em... stay home!"
 * "Don't feel so bad. You're all just slower and dumber."
 * "I love everyone here! Thanks for losing!"

With being destroyed

 * "You should practice a little more."
 * "We can't all be great at everything."
 * "Yep all this and looks too."
 * "Keep trying. You're getting much better."
 * "Told ya I was good!"
 * "How now brown cow?"
 * "Come on don't be serious!"
 * "Cocolious!"
 * "www.youstink.com!"
 * "It's frustrating. I know."

Normal

 * "THIS IS SUCH A LIE!!! Uh, sorry."
 * "Good race everybody!"
 * "Okay I'm a little miffed right now."
 * "Okay I don't wanna confect but what just happened?"
 * "-angry- Oh, this rally su--! Uh-- Ahem... I mean, congratulations... -chuckles nervously-"
 * "Now what's the big idea here?"
 * "I'm just playing down to the level of my opponents!"
 * "If you ask me something's fishy in Denmark."
 * "Oh come on! How'd that bunch of corn stacks beat me?!"
 * "Oh well. Perhaps I'll do better next time." [Angrily mumbles to self]
 * "I can dish it out but I sure can't take it."
 * "Get back on the short bus!"
 * "Maybe I'll try a new sport. String curling or something."
 * "I demand a recount!"
 * "Let's do that again right now!"
 * "Oh, I never get to have any fun."
 * "Next time I'm using a Q-36 space modulator."

Without destroying anyone

 * "This calls for drastic measures!"
 * "Shame on you for moving!"
 * "This isn't fun anymore."
 * "Oh I'm just saving up a good one for ya."
 * "What a horrible waste of ordinance."
 * "-sarcastically- Don't make Coco angry! You won't like me when I'm angry!"
 * "Eh, I hope nobody saw that."
 * "Look you're just ruining this for everybody."

Unused

 * "I want my time noted accurately!"
 * "I'm having the most awesome time really I am!"
 * "Did I win yet?"
 * "Okay! Late break!"
 * "Hardly had to try at all!"
 * "That was too easy."
 * "All in a day's work."
 * "I'm here, I'm here! Pump up the volume! Pump up the volume! Dance oh ah oh."
 * "It's all about how well you kicked butt."
 * "I'm here now where's my bling ding?"
 * "Sorry to keep you waiting!"
 * "Madame speed has arrived!"
 * "Uh, I want to win so bad I can taste it!"
 * "This just can't happen to me cause I want more!"
 * "Think positive thoughts Coco..."
 * "You can do it. You better do it! Faster!"
 * "High traction tires don't fail me now!"
 * "Time's-a-wasting time waster!"
 * "I think I need a double espresso or something!"
 * "Hey! I've got a nail appointment in 5 minutes!"
 * "Time to get zen."
 * "This is no way to lose!"
 * "Floor it fella! We're losing!"
 * "This would be a great time to stop sleeping!"
 * "They say blonds have more fun, but I'm kinda bored."
 * "Sure you can! But it's gonna cost ya!"
 * "I wish these game developers would give me new clothes."
 * "Everyone thinks I'm slow. But there slower-er."
 * "This race had better pay off! I have appearance's to keep up."
 * "Hmmm. I wonder why there are puddles of wumpa whip everywhere."
 * "I have the eye of the tiger. And the caboose of Brittany."
 * "My skills have sharped with age."
 * "Wait till I tell the kids back home about this nightmare."
 * "There's something fishy around here, and I hate sushi!"
 * "There's something peculiar about that wumpa cheek dude."
 * "All this and talent too. Take a number boys!"