List of quotes in Crash Tag Team Racing said by Crunch Bandicoot

This is a list of quotes said by Crunch Bandicoot in Crash Tag Team Racing.

Cutscenes

 * [after the racers crash into each other] "Nice drivin', fool!"
 * [responding to Coco's comment about the Power Gems] "What is it?"
 * [realizing that Cortex is about to blast the Bandicoots] "Aw, man!"
 * [after Pasadena says Von Clutch passed away] "-crying- Crunch sad!" [hugs Coco]

Missions

 * "Crash! Sup, little brother?"
 * [replying to Crash] "Enough jibber-jabber! I need help! I found a ride that needs drivin'. You gonna help me, we bring the hurt. Eat your greens! Thud ol' Crunch a loan with low interest. I buy that ride and word, we bounce!"
 * "What's wrong with you, fool? Should've stayed in school. You learn what number's bigger than another number, become an accountant, go onto bigger things. Instead, you a chump. Chump that can't count. Crunch needs the coins! And brush your teeth. Looks like a checkerboard in there!"
 * "You makin' me mad, Crash! What you talkin' about with your comin' back? Bringin' Crunch down. When Crunch is down, you will hurt. Don't bring Crunch down. Down's for gophers. Crunch be no gopher! Mow the lawn when your parents ask."
 * "Now you just being crazy! You like a monkey. A monkey that can't count! Don't pet stray dogs."
 * "Gotta respect you, Crash! Your big brother needs help, you give it! You a tight dude! Let's roll the wind. Use a washcloth."
 * "Crash! I say, Crash, boy! Come help out the Crunch! Crunch needs him some coins! Gonna play the whack-a-mole game, but I need coins to do it. Go get me a pile of coins! And brush your teeth."
 * "What's wrong with you, fool? That's not enough! You know that's not enough! Can't you count? Go back to school and get me the coins, boy!"
 * "Crunch gettin' mad now. Ready to bring the hurt! Ready to do some whackin'. You come back here, no coins! Make Crunch mad! Listen to me good-- either them moles get whacked, or you do! Change your sheets once a week."
 * "Crash, why you roundin' up the Crunch? You wanna see the hurt? Go make me some coins, fool!"
 * "Oh yeah! Now Crunch is gonna whack 'em some moles! Look out moles, Crunch is comin' for ya! Oh yeah. Tell ya what, Crash baby, next time you wanna ride with the Crunch, We use my new wheels! Stay in school! Don't run with scissors."
 * "Crash! What's the word, boy?"
 * [replying to Crash the second time] "Enough jibber-jabber! Gimme some coins, fool! I need a new ride. Something with pick-up. Car for sale in the want ads. Cost a pretty penny. Gimme coins and I'll buy it. Maybe some lawn furniture too. Sit in the sun, drink lemonade. Get Vitamin D from the sun and C from the lemonade."
 * "What's wrong with your head, Crash? Too much sun. That's no good! Make you stupid. Don't talk pretty no more! Wear sunscreen, SPF 50! Get me the coins I need, fool! Then Crunch come in first, maybe do product endorsements. Be famous, get respectified!"
 * "Crash! Oh, no! Crunch is too late! The sun fried your brain! You should save your brains, wear a hat. Look good, keep you warm, prevent UV radiation. Maybe have team logo on the hat. Support the home team, or the moopedy moose-jaw. Now go get me those coins, fool!"
 * "Why you come back with no coins, fool? Crunch needs the coins! Spend all my money on jellybeans! Like the red ones. And turkey bacon, less fat. Tryin' to watch the carbs. Try tofu, but don't taste like nothin'. Added steak, that was good! Go get me those coins!"
 * "Oh, the Crunch is happy now! We're gonna tear up some road! Leave skid marks and not the kind in your pants. Wear clean underwear."
 * "Hey, Crash! Give the Crunch some help. Some no good fool done stole my pinky bear! Crunch can't sleep without his pinky bear! Go find it for me. I'll give you a crystal. It's the kind you like. All sparkly and stuff."
 * "Crash! What's wrong with you, fool? I don't see no pinky bear! No pinky bear means no nap for Crunch! No nap makes me cranky. You don't wanna meet cranky Crunch!" [Crash flinches and steps back in fear]
 * "Still no pinky bear? Where are you, pinky bear? Crunch can't nap without pinky bear! Crunch tired. If Crunch be tired, Crunch... a little sad."
 * "Boy, you grabbin' the bull by the horns, and believe me, you're gonna get milked! Drink your milk. It's time you learned a pinky the poked is worth two in the bush! Now go get me that pinky bear!"
 * "Pinky bear! Where you been, boy? Crunch is so happy to see ya! Get in my pocket! Don't talk to strangers again! Oh, Crash! Crunch is so happy. So happy I could burst! HOO-HAA! Here's a crystal, boy! Go do some damage with it!"

When interacting with Crash

 * "Hey Crash! Let me hold a Wumpa Coin! I'll get ya back."
 * "Crunch is in the house! Gotta represent!"
 * "Stay in ding da liver homeboy. What can I help you with?"
 * "Hey, little man. Ever tried walkin' with no legs? It's really slow."
 * "'Sup, punk? You need somethin'?"
 * "Man, where'd you stop me for? Can't you see I'm strollin'?"
 * "Come on, Crash. Let me hold some coin, baby! I'll pay you back!"
 * "I saw you hit that lady back there. What you gotta say for yourself?"
 * "Hey-hey, brother Bandicoot! How you doin' 'em coins?"
 * "Hey, Crashy. Want an Indian leg wrestle? Maybe later then."
 * "Top o' the morning to you, little buddy!"

When attacked by Crash

 * "Ah, my spine! Sleep eight hours a day."
 * "Avenge me! Eat a balanced breakfast."
 * "That's not right!"
 * "Don't be a fool! Stay in milk!"
 * "No! My walkin' bones!"
 * "Some role model you are!"
 * "Stop that. Say bless you when you sneeze."
 * "What's wrong with you, fool? And brush your teeth."
 * "Shoulda stayed in school!"
 * "Hey, watch it, boy!"
 * "How could you do that? I need work."
 * "Ouch! Chew with your mouth closed!"
 * "Quit that jibba jabba!"
 * "Ah! Under attack by a fool!"

When starting a race

 * "C'mon, children! Time to move!"
 * "Let's bring the pain!"
 * "Time to learn who the real champ is!"
 * "Quit with yo' jibba jabba, and let's drive!"
 * "I pity the fool who race against me!"
 * "Time to bring it on!"
 * "Play smart. Don't run with scissors."
 * "Stay focused, Crunch!"
 * "I need work!"
 * "Let's roll!"
 * "I was born ready!"
 * "Tall, beautiful and strong, baby!"
 * "You fools are goin' down!"
 * "Let's... get... bizzay!"

When starting from a standstill

 * "Everybody, stay out my way!"
 * "Check out the drunk in my trunk!"
 * "We's goin' hecka fast!"
 * "Put my big foot to the floor!"
 * "Sippify, children!"
 * "Go, go, go, go!"
 * "This guy's got some bunka bunk!"
 * "We's movin' now!"
 * "I got a need for speed now fool!"
 * "Hee-haw! Faster, boy, faster!"
 * "Move it, boy!"

When brushing against an opponent vehicle

 * "You're gettin' my blood up!"
 * "Back off or I will beg you!"
 * "That's what I like."
 * "WHOA! Watch where you's drivin', fool!"
 * "I'm gonna bring it for that."
 * "Am I gonna have to get out and choke you like a chicken?"
 * "Yeah, that was a good one!"
 * "He ran up on me outta nowhere!"
 * "What's with that woopty whoop?"
 * "I am so angry right now."
 * "Is that all you got?"
 * "Now you're just makin' me mad!"
 * "Now that was not my fault."
 * "That hurt. Little bit."
 * "You's bustified up!"
 * "Hey! Eyes on the road, children!"
 * "Hey! Eyes on the children, road!"
 * "Ah, whiplash! Road rage! Hit & run!"
 * "Say my name, and maybe I'll leave you alone."
 * "No! My bling!"
 * "Stop laughing fool! Crunch comin' through!"
 * "Crunch'll bring the pain next time!"
 * "Stop that, fool!"
 * "Just stay outta my way, if you're payin' attention."
 * "Hey, eyes on the road, children!"
 * "Comin' through!"
 * "Watch out, fool!"
 * "Oh... I think I had a little accident."
 * "Careful, fool!"
 * "Get offa my bumper."
 * "Outta my way, fool!"
 * "Oh, you want some of this, huh boy?!"
 * "They should've never given you a car."
 * "What's with that humpty hump?"
 * "You're just makin' it worse for yourself."
 * "Where did you learn to drive?"
 * "Damn, sucka! You crazy!"
 * "Darn! Missed 'im."
 * "Get outta my way, sucka!"
 * "Oh, that was a fast one."
 * "Beat it, land cow!"
 * "Missed ya."
 * "Where do you think you're goin'?"
 * "Take that! Take it all!"
 * "You need to step off, boy!"
 * "Eyes on the road, fool!"
 * "That one's got some moos in 'im."
 * "I'll get you next lap. Don't worry!"

When passing an opponent vehicle

 * "Flyin' like the night!"
 * "I hate to be you right now."
 * "You shouldn't have even started your car, fool!"
 * "Can you dig it fool?"
 * "How things back there in Losertown anyway?"
 * "Gettin' hungry now."
 * "The baddest boy on the darn planet!"
 * "What!? That fool cock's gotta be wrong!"
 * "So long, sucka!"
 * "Nice try, turkey!"
 * "Too slow, fool!"

When passed by an opponent vehicle

 * "Oh, that's humiliterrifying!"
 * "I'm puttin' my smack hand down for that!"
 * "You get back here, so Crunch can smack ya!"
 * "I've been bamboozled!"
 * "Who so (Slight gibberish)?"
 * "That's just nasty."
 * "That's republified!"
 * "Whatzuh!?"
 * "Get back here, sucka!"
 * "Oh, that's absoludicroused!"
 * "I'm gonna get you for that."
 * "Oh, baby. That's not right."
 * "Oh, that is cold-blooded."

When brushing against a wall

 * "I think I broke somethin'."
 * "I hope no one saw that."
 * "Wake up, Crunch!"
 * "Oh! What was I thinkin'?"
 * "AHH!"
 * "I can do this. Relax, Crunch!"
 * "Whiplash!"
 * "That'll leave a mark."
 * "Ahh!"
 * "That's embarrassing."
 * "Ah! Right in my pride!"
 * "Something's outsmarting me. Gotta focus."
 * "Not my ride!"
 * "Why am I actin' the fool?"

When hitting an opponent vehicle

 * "Not so pretty no more, are you?"
 * "Feel that sting? That's pride."
 * "Haha! That's gonna leave a mark!"
 * "How's that taste, fool?"
 * "Now my blood is right up."
 * "Say you like it."
 * "Sting like a bee!"
 * "Hahaha! Go on, start cryin'."
 * "Yeah! Say you like it, sucka!"
 * "Who's bad? I'M bad."

When hit by a weapon

 * "Darn it! I got somethin' in my eye!"
 * "You think that hurt? That didn't hurt!"
 * "Darn it, fool!"
 * "Okay, now that hurt."
 * "Hit me again! I dare you! I double dare you!"
 * "Stop it, fool!"
 * "I'm gonna tear you a new neck for that!"
 * "Oh!"
 * "Would you lousy primates stop doing that?"
 * "Now I gots my angry on."
 * "I'm gonna fry you like chicken! Mmm! Chicken."

When destroying an opponent vehicle

 * "I burninated that chump!"
 * "Nice drivin', fool!"
 * "Turkey!"
 * "Now what was you thinkin', fool?
 * "Hah! Good work there, boy!"
 * "Shoulda stayed in school, punk!"
 * "So long, fool!"
 * "Oh, I'm sorry. Were you in my way?"
 * "That's for messin' with the Crunch!"
 * "Road rage don't pay, fool!"
 * "Fight with a real man, get beat like a little boy!"
 * "I love it when a plan comes together!"

When flying through the air

 * "Crunch don't feel so good!"
 * "Darn it! Crunch hate to fly."
 * "I can see my house!"
 * "My therapist told me to avoid this!"
 * "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
 * "Come on, Crunch, stick the landing!"
 * "I hope I land on someone stupid."
 * "YAHOO!!"
 * "Oh no!"
 * "YEEEEEE-HA!"
 * "I just threw up in my mouth!"
 * "WOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOO!"

When destroyed by an opponent vehicle

 * "Goin' limp!"
 * "Ah, the pain!"
 * "I just paid for this car!"
 * "Weak."
 * "Not the car! Easy credit rip-off!"
 * "I never learned to read!"
 * "Aw, heck!"
 * "Ah, nuts!"
 * "NOOO!! Fool!"
 * "I will be revengified!"
 * "Suckas! Fools! Idiots!"
 * "You-- Reset me, fast!"

When clashing

 * "Who's ready for some double trouble?"
 * "Let's do this thang!"
 * "Yeah! Teamwork!"
 * "C'mon fool, work with me!"
 * "Crunch and you's gonna do some damage now!"
 * "Tall, beautiful, and strong."
 * "Bring it on, baby!"
 * "Ooh, yeah. That feels good."
 * "Anybody want a piece of me now?"
 * "Yeah, shake it baby!"
 * "Now we're twice the trouble!"
 * "Addin' Crunch makes everything good!"

When declashing

 * "Go bling your blang elsewheres."
 * "Time for Crunch to school you proper."
 * "You're time is up, sucka!"
 * "So long, children."
 * "Quit followin' me, sheepo!"
 * "Go eat your vegetables."
 * "Time for Crunch to win!"
 * "Go get some milk, children. Get strong bones."
 * "You're just not strong enough. Inside and out."
 * "Time to be bad."
 * "You got's too much jibba jabba for me!"
 * "Crunch needs some time alone."

When breaking a trackside target

 * "That's the good stuff. I like that."
 * "That's a good look."
 * "Haha! I like that more now."
 * "Ahahahahahaha!"
 * "Put some stank of that one! Whew!"
 * "Whoo-yah!!"
 * "Yeah! That bust up good!"
 * "Yeah, that's the Crunch!"
 * "Sorry, that was me. Sorry."
 * "Um... Coco did it."
 * "Hoo-dee-hoo!"
 * "Oh, that looked expensive."

When carrying an item

 * "Who's the man? Crunch the man!"
 * "No chance, turkeys! This is mine!"
 * "We's gonna do some damage now!"
 * "You fools got nothin'!"
 * "That's what I'm talkin' about."
 * "All mine, baby!"
 * "Mmm, there some suga!"
 * "All for the Crunch!"
 * "Mmmm! Tasty."
 * "Darn, boy! That's a Power Crystal!"
 * "Imma ball homit fool!"
 * "Another prize for the Bandicoots!"
 * "Ooh, we good now."
 * "Oh yeah, that's goin' down good!"
 * "Now who wants the smackdown?"
 * "Haha! All mine!"
 * "Now that's the good stuff!"
 * "Sweet!"
 * "Ooh, shiny."
 * "More bling for me!"
 * "Gimme, gimme!"
 * "Now this I could use!"
 * "Crunch is on the case!"
 * "Come to daddy!"

When running over a park drone

 * "Ha! 10 points!"
 * "Outta my way, fool!"
 * "Knock the stink off ya!"
 * "Damn! Who dresses you?"
 * "Yeah. No great loss."
 * "Oh, that can't be good."
 * "Not even prison-pretty no more!"
 * "Might have to lay low in Mexico."
 * "Take that!"
 * "Move it, ugly!"

When winning a race

 * "Hail to the king, baby!"
 * "Now who were you shootin' at?"
 * "So pretty I could kiss myself."
 * "WHOA! Hey, what is your problem, fool?!"
 * "You other fools learn to drive, then we'll talk."
 * "Now that's what I'm talkin' about."
 * "Oh, I'm sorry. Was that meant for me?"
 * "You blind and ugly!"
 * "I'm the greatest! The greatest!"
 * "Call me when you is faster, or lest ugly."
 * "So bad you could see me on the rector scale!"
 * "Hey, I'm over here!"
 * "And the crowd goes wild!"
 * "Anyone even dreams of beating me, better wake up and apologize."
 * "Stick and move! Stick and move!"
 * "Yeah, Crunch is in the house! In the house, fool!"
 * "Hey, what's the big idea, sucka?! And drink your school."
 * "Yeah! Felt like a butterfly!"
 * "Yeah. A little more gold for the Crunchster."
 * "Who's bad? I'm bad."
 * "Haha! Nice try, fool!"
 * "Yeah, don't forget, children! Drink your school! Stay in milk!"
 * "Nice try, meatbag! Mmm, meatbag. Bag of meat."
 * "Yeah, you like that, don't you?"
 * "Jibba jabba! All you got is talk!"

When losing a race

 * "Rematch! Crunch wants a rematch!"
 * "This is ridiculousified!"
 * "Now I'm properly mad!"
 * "Oh, what's the story there?"
 * "Stand still, so I can whack you already!"
 * "Ah, you think you're better than me?"
 * "Get back there, and get shot like you're supposed to!"
 * "Next time, you fools won't be so lucky!"
 * "Ooh! I'm in myself feel bad!"
 * "Crunch... Crunch needs a hug!"
 * "You got me so mad right now?!"
 * "Whoops! I need a bigger gun!"
 * "Oh, you think you're so smart?"
 * "Crunch hate losin'! Crunch smash!"
 * "Oh, marmalade!"
 * "Dang!"
 * "Stop movin', darn it!"
 * "That's just not right."
 * "You're just makin' things worse for yourself."
 * "Hit restart, fool! Crunch needs a do-over!"

Unused

 * "Nicely done, Crunch!"
 * "On time, every time!"
 * "That's what I call drivin'!"
 * "Who's the king of the road? The Crunch."
 * "Ooooh-whee!"
 * "Ahh, that's the good stuff. Ain't no thing."
 * "Nobody does it better!"
 * "That was too easy!"
 * "How about a hard one next time?"
 * "That's a slappin' good time!"
 * "Here he is!"
 * "Come on, get movin'!"
 * "Faster, boy, faster!"
 * "Press your seconds. Countin' down."
 * "Come on, Crunch! You can do it!"
 * "Oh, come on! That clock is fast!"
 * "Things are lookin' a little tizzact!"
 * "Aw man! I can't believe I'm gonna be late! If I'm late, Crash is gonna chew my ear off."
 * "Plenty of time! I can do this."
 * "You think I'm worried? I'm not worried."
 * "Is that the time? Man, what happened there?"
 * "I'm gonna win this. I can make it."
 * "Crunch giveth and Crunch taketh away."
 * "I feel the need! The need for... a nap."
 * "Man, somebody's gotta direct my booty to the john!"
 * "C'mon, chics! Stay together."
 * "Man, them bushes keep tellin' me baaad things!"
 * "Man, that Pasadena girl is fine-o-licious!"
 * "Man, I'm sorry! I gots no Wumpa Coin yet."
 * "Crunch can't live on good looks and large picks alone."
 * "Man, I hope they have chicken grenades in this park."
 * "Oooh-WHOA! What did I eat for lunch?"
 * "Sorry. It's the protein shakes. I swear."