List of quotes in Crash Tag Team Racing

The following is a list of quotes from the 2005 video game Crash Tag Team Racing. This is listed alphabetically by character.
 * Coco Bandicoot
 * Crunch Bandicoot
 * Doctor N. Gin
 * Doctor Neo Cortex
 * Nina Cortex
 * Pasadena O'Possum
 * Von Clutch

Missions
When attacked by Crash
 * "Ol' Stewbie-doo needs a little help from you. You see, Ol' Stew has been runnin' around the hen house again and some ol' nasty chicken's been leavin' our eggs all over the place. If I don't find those eggs, my old lady will kill Stew. Go get me those eggs, boy! I'll make it worth your while."
 * "What's wrong with you boy? Stew said all the eggs!"
 * "Crash! Whatcha doin' to me, man? My missus will pluck me down to the gizzard if she sees those eggs, and I'm mysteriously rooted to the spot! I...can't...move!"
 * "You just toyin' with the Stew, ain'tcha? This is how you get your kicks, playin' with ol' Stew when he's in a jam. Stew needs a hug!"
 * "Not you!"
 * "Oh, thank you boy. Thank you so much! Stew don't belong in no dog house, you know what I'm sayin'? You go check your garage. Stew be havin' a little surprise in there for ya."
 * "Now I'll never be a daddy!"
 * "Celebrity under attack! Bodyguard!"
 * "Hey, did Chick's wife send you?!"
 * "Owwwwwwwww!"
 * "Ow, my wings!"
 * "STEW'S BEEN KICKED!"
 * "Stew's been hit! Stew's down!"
 * "Startin' somethin' boy? Startin' with the Stew?"
 * "Blacken, man, blacken! Stew needs blacken!"
 * "Ow, my feet!"
 * "Oh, my legs!"
 * "You spinnin' freak!"
 * "Oh, the pain!"
 * "Ow!"
 * "Ow, my tail!"
 * "You don't wanna start something with a professional cock fighter, boy!"
 * "Oh, my stomach!"
 * "Oh, that hurt a lot!"
 * "Chick, save me Chick! Chickkkk!"
 * "Oh, my stuffin'!"

Chick Gizzard Lips
Missions When attacked by Crash
 * "Crash Bandicoot, it is fine to see you this lovely day, my friend. Are you well? That's good! I have a little proposition for you. I've learned that my co-commentator Stew has wagered heavily on Cortex to win the deed to the park. It would do me well if he lost that wager. Bring me a Power Crystal and you can use this fine vehicle I'm standing beside now."
 * "You are surely joking, my friend. No Power Crystal means no car! Return when you have the means I require."
 * "Crash Bandicoot, once again you are here trying my patience! No Power Crystal means no car and no comeuppance from my so-called comrade commentator."
 * "Crash Bandicoot, can't you understand me? I won 'Most Articulate Announcer' three years in a row! It can't be me that's at fault, perhaps it's you! Get me a Power Crystal, PLEASE!"
 * "Excellent, my furry companion. Do your best and embarrass that no-good playboy I am forced to call my co-worker."
 * "Oh good, more abuse."
 * "Ow, my stuffing!"
 * "The pain of it all!"
 * "I blame video games!"
 * "Ow, my shins!"
 * "Did my wife send you?!"
 * "Ow, my wings!"
 * "Holy original recipe!"
 * "Ow, my knees!"
 * "Ow!"
 * "The worst beating since Michigan versus San Jose, 1939."
 * "Ow, my dignity!"
 * "That was unnecessary!"
 * "Ow, my gizzard!"
 * "Newscaster down!"
 * "Ow, my beak!"
 * "Ow. my thighs!"
 * "I think you fixed my back."
 * "Chicken hate crime!"
 * "Ow! I'm gonna feel that tomorrow."

Willie Wumpa Cheeks
When attacked by Crash When interacting with Crash
 * "Perhaps a riddle or two!"
 * "Heedely-hidely-ho! To the statue you must go! This way or that, fall down, you go 'splat!' And everyone thinks you're a shmoe!"
 * "Oh! That's it! I've had it! You people are dumber than a sack of hammers! It's me! Meeee! I tell you!
 * "Don't you get it? Meeee?!"
 * "And I would've succeeded too, if it wasn't for you meddling bandicoots! And now the time is nigh, it's really do or die! This stone in my sack proves Von Clutch is a hack! You can look for me in the sky! Hahahahaha! So long, suckers!"
 * "Come on, come on, don't do this to me!"
 * "Hey! Who are you calling 'sour'?!"
 * "Be nice!"
 * "This is the tenth time today this has happened, I swear!"
 * "I'm only sending you four christmas cards this year!"
 * "I need a sick day."
 * "Uh huh, I bruise easily!"
 * (Screams like a girl.)
 * (Groans.)
 * "I'll spit out Wumpa Whip when I'm darn-good-n'-ready!"
 * "I'll sauce your apples for that!"
 * "Well hello there little man. I'm Willie Wumpa Cheeks!"
 * "Crash Bandicoot, what a surprise, have a tall one from me!"
 * "Hello Crasheipooh! I know you're a big fan. Want an autograph?"
 * "Hey buddy, step aside! Can't you see I'm working here?"
 * "Hey kid you're cramping my style. Beat it! This is my corner!"
 * "Hey paley. You look thirsty and I'm brimming with Wumpa Whip. What are the chances?"
 * "Wumpa Cheeks is the name! Sour juice is my game!"
 * "Uh-oh, sorry but the Wumpa Pumpa is all dried out! Heh heh."
 * "Why hello...say didn't I just meet you a minute ago?"
 * "Crash Bandicoot! I'll tempt your tummy with a taste of Wumpa and Honey!"
 * "Hello again Crash. We have to stop meeting like this!"

Trivia

 * Neo Cortex's quote "Ouch, ouch, and double ouches!" is a pun on the "Drat, drat, and double drat" quote from Wacky Races.
 * Neo Cortex's about standing out "like a chocolate bar in a swimming pool" is a reference to the movie Caddyshack, in which someone dropped a Baby Ruth in a pool, making everyone divert their attention (as they thought is was poop).
 * One of Coco's quotes is "Aww, derryberries!", which refers to the surname of the actor who plays Coco and may additionally pun SpongeBob's common phrase "Oh barnacles!" at the same time. Also, another one of her quotes is "Well there's a fine how-do-you-do" which is similar to one of Wallace's quotes from the Wallace & Gromit television series.
 * Stew's quote "Ol' Stewbie-doo needs a little help from you." is a reference to Scooby-Doo.
 * Another Scooby-Doo reference is when Willie Wumpa Cheeks says, "And I would've succeeded too, if it wasn't for you meddling bandicoots!" A spoof of a recurring line from the show.
 * Another Scooby-Doo reference is when Cortex says "Now who broke that? Jinkies, what a mystery!" after sometimes breaking a track-side target. "Jinkies!" is a word commonly said by Velma when she discovers something or is surprised.
 * Chick's quote "Holy original recipe!" is a reference to KFC.