Crash Twinsanity script

This page is comprised of transcriptions of all the cutscenes in Crash Twinsanity.

Notes:
 * Each cutscene is in chronological order of appearance in regular gameplay.
 * Cutscenes are sorted by the levels they appear in. If they appear in-between levels (the evil twins first appearance for example), they will be grouped in with the previous level.
 * As of now this page isn't entirely complete.

Opening
[ Coco frolics across a clearing in front of the bandicoot house, chasing a butterfly.]

Coco: "Haha, I'm gonna getcha! Heehee, c'mere...!"

[ Cortex points his ray gun around a tree, pausing to click through its settings.]

Cortex: "Hmm... Hm."

[He decides on "stun" mode and zaps Coco.]

Coco: "(Shocked yammering)"

[Coco falls to the ground, paralysed. The butterfly lands on her nose. Cortex approaches her.]

Cortex: "Sleep, my insipid angel..."

[The camera cuts to Crash, who is digging up a shoe on the beach. Cortex, now wearing a Coco disguise, peeks out behind a tree.]

Cortex: "(mimicking Coco) Crash? Crash! Where are you, big brother? There's something weird going on in the bay! Come see!"

Aku Aku tutorial
Aku Aku: "It is I, Aku Aku. My duty is to protect you. You may summon me by breaking open these crates. Call me thrice, and I shall grant you special powers."

Call to adventure
[Cortex is standing by the entrance to Jungle Bungle in his Coco disguise. He beckons Crash and skips off into the level.]

Intro/spinning tutorial
[Cortex, in his Coco disguise, turns and beckons Crash. He then skips over to a Skunk.]

Cortex: "(mimicking Coco) Come on, follow me Crash! Stay close and do what I do!"

[He spins and kills the skunk, then skips away.]

Double Jump tutorial
[Cortex turns and beckons Crash. He turns away and double jumps over a hole.]

Sliding tutorial
[Cortex turns and beckons Crash. He then slides and kills a tribesman.]

Cortex: "(mimicking Coco) It's easy!"

[He turns and smirks at the camera.]

Cortex: "(in his normal voice) All too easy...!"

Body-slam tutorial
[Cortex turns and beckons Crash. He body-slams a worm, driving it underground. The worm resurfaces a short distance away. Cortex runs over and bounces on the worm.]

Cortex: "(mimicking Coco) Ally-oop, eheheh! (in his normal voice) It's true! Blondes do have more fun...!"

Crawling tutorial
[Cortex runs onto a thin strip of land with pits either side and turns to beckon Crash, but is knocked into the pit by a swinging log.]

Cortex: "Agh! (Mimicking Coco) I-I'm okay! (in his normal voice) The... spikes broke my fall..."

Complaining Skunk
Skunk: "AY-AY-AY! Yeah you! I've been doin' this for ten stinkin' years! Back and forward, back and forward, and I'm sick of it! Well, I'm not gonna do it no more!"

Mechabandicoot boss intro
[Cortex, standing on top of a ring shaped platform, turns to look at Crash for a moment. He then spins, shedding his Coco disguise.]

Cortex: "Surprised to see me, Crash? Like the fleas in your fur, I keep coming back!"

[Crash looks shocked, then hastily itches his cheek.]

Cortex: "Three years I spent alone in the frozen antarctic wastes! ... And I missed you! And so I've organised a little gathering, like a birthday party except... the exact opposite."

[The camera pans to show a lineup of some of Crash's past foes - Dingodile, Pinstripe Potoroo, Tiny Tiger, Crunch Bandicoot, Nitros Oxide, Polar and Koala Kong. Ripper Roo bounces in and out of frame.]

Cortex: "And look! All of your friends are here! You are so very popular... Let's start handing out the presents!"

Mid-boss cutscene - Mechabandicoot arrives
Cortex: "Meet your brand-new, hydraulically-operated, twin brother: MECHABANDICOOT!"

[Mechabandicoot slowly rises up from behind the platform, being piloted by N.Gin.]

Cortex: "... (quietly) How was I, N.Gin?"

N.Gin: "Eheheheh! Oh, Doctor Cortex! You are magnificent!"

Cortex: "Of course I was, you fool...! Initiate missile attack!"

Boss outro
[N.Gin, piloting Mechabandicoot, stomps on the platform in frustration as all of his weapons are destroyed. The platform collapses, and Mechabandicoot falls into the pit below. A piece of debris flies up and hit Cortex's hoverboard, sending it flying forwards. He collides with Crash, sending them both flying into the pit.]

Cortex: "AAAAAAHHHH!"

[Dingodile and Ripper Roo peek over the edge of the platform. Dingodile looks shocked. He turns to Ripper Roo.]

Dingodile: "...Lunch?"

[Ripper Roo nods rapidly, and the two withdraw back behind the platform together.]

Intro
[Cortex screams with rage and pounces on Crash. The two enter a rollerbrawl and start rolling down a shaft.]

The first crystal
[Crash and Cortex fall to the ground, and Cortex is sent flying into the middle of a large clearing. He looks up and sees a power crystal, and shakes his head in surprise and grins.]

Cortex: "Well, well... A power crystal...!"

[He stands up and snatches up the crystal. He looks side to side suspiciously, then the ground starts rumbling. He looks down in fear as a part of the ground that he was standing on suddenly rises up on the tip of a massive drill. Doors on the sides of the drill open, and ants start pouring out.]

Crystal Crazy
[The drill recedes into the ground and Cortex falls back to the floor.]

Cortex: "Yes! The crystal is mine!"

[He holds it up triumphantly. Crash, looking dazed, slowly walks towards Cortex, reaching out and making grabby hands.]

Cortex: "AH! Keep back, you weak-minded fool! Avert your gaze, or you'll go CRYSTAL CRAZY!"

Throwing tutorial
Cortex: "Throw me over there. Trust me! We're pals, right?"

The Evil Twins arrive
[Crash and Cortex slowly walk away from the exit of Cavern Catastrophe. They looks down at themselves, happy to be in one piece. Cortex glares at Crash, tapping his foot. Before he can say anything, Victor and Moritz open a zipper through reality and fly out.]

Moritz: "Whew, that feels good! I was burstin' in there!"

Victor: "Cower you fools, before the awesome might of: The Evil Twins!"

[Beat.]

Cortex: "Aren't you two adorable? Let me see, I might have some choccie treats here for you!"

Moritz: "Choccie treats?! Ooh, ooh!"

[Moritz makes grabby hands at Cortex. Victor holds him back with a disapproving glare.]

Victor: "We have some good news, and some bad."

Moritz: "The bad news: We're going to destroy your precious islands!"

Victor: "The good: You won't be around to see it."

[Cortex rolls his eyes.]

Cortex: "How tiresome."

Victor: "Oh, you wanna play mind games?! Okay, tough guy!"

[Using telekinesis, he pulls Cortex's brain out of his head. Cortex, now cross-eyed, screams weakly.]

Victor: "Let's play mind games."

[He throws Cortex's brain at Cortex. It knocks him to the ground and lands in his lap.]

Victor: "This is the part where you run away screaming."

[Cortex sits there, blinking and looking around blearily. Crash winces at him. Victor flies forwards a little and motions for him to leave.]

Cortex: "AHHHH!"

[Cortex, holding his brain, jumps to his feet and runs off down the beach.]

Victor: "Heheh! Go on, Run!"

Moritz: "Catch you later, brainiac!"

Humble bumble bee
Cortex: You have to help me, Crash! You heard them! They want to destroy our island home, humiliate and enslave you, and steal my brain! How I envy the simple life of the tribesfolk...

[ Papu Papu belly dances and makes the same sound as Aku Aku when collected. Two tribesfolk clap for him.]

Cortex: "Living in harmony with Mother Nature, the noble boar, the humble bumblebee...!"

[Bees begin stinging Cortex.]

Cortex: "AHHHHH!"

Falling hive
Cortex: "AHHHHH!"

[A beehive falls on Cortex's head and gets stuck.]

Unbearable
[A Bear sees Cortex running covered in bees and honey, licks its lips and starts chasing him.]

Out of the frying pan...
[Cortex runs into Papu Papu, bounces off his belly and lands on the ground. The beehive is knocked off and flies away along with the bees.]

Papu Papu: "Babo-kangi!"

[He points at Cortex nodding. Tribesfolk arrest Cortex.]

Totem pole
[Cortex is tied up at top of a totem pole. He stuggles with the ropes and reaches for a crystal fastened above his head, but can't reach it. He goes limp in resignation.]

Down the river
[Crash knocks down the pole Cortex is tied to.]

Cortex: "WAHHH! GAHH! WOAH-OH!"

[Cortex lands in river still tied up as he drifts towards a waterfall.]

Cortex: "AHHHHHHH!"

[Cortex falls down the waterfall.]

[Crash lands on the shore of the river and shakes himself like a dog.]

Papu Papu: "Wubebe! Shan bubuje!"

Tribesmen: "Han-ja!"

[The tribesmen start chasing Crash.]

Farmer Ernest
Farmer Ernest: "Oh, Crash. The farmer's market is tomorrow, and my wumpa trees won't grow, for my orchard is riddled with greedy worms. If you rid my land of these pests, I'll give you this power crystal!"

[Cortex shoots Ernest with his ray gun. He turns to the camera.]

Cortex: "I'm an evil scientist, what did you expect? This isn't a game."

Awakening a Totem-God
[Crash and Cortex enter a large clearing. Tikimon is slumbering in the centre. The Evil Twins arrive from another zipper through reality, sitting in floating seats, carrying popcorn and drinks.]

Victor: "Ahh... I tell ya, you boys have been doing swell, just swell. Anyhow, we've been taking in the sights of N. Sanity Island here. Nice digs! So much to see, so much to destroy! You got the native village, the lava caves, the Totem Gods..."

Moritz: "Yeah, back in the Tenth Dimension we don't have anything near as nice as the Totem Gods! The vivid colours, the intricate carving... y'know, it's almost as if they're alive! Heheheheh."

Victor: "Almost EXACTLY as if they're alive...!"

[Tikimon's eyes open, glowing bright green.]

Tikimon's defeat
Victor: "Aw, nuts!"

Moritz: "There's nuts?"

[Victor glares at Moritz.]

Victor: "Well, ya gave it your best shot. But even now our Vicea-Versa Reversa Device is in operation, sucking the goodness out of this dimension and leaving behind the worst of all possible worlds! We just like making a mess."

[They turn to leave back through the zipper.]

Moritz: "See ya 'round, losers! Heheh... Say, is it lunch time yet?"

[They leave.]

Cortex: "Tenth Dimension... yes, YES! In the dark ocean of my intellect swims a magnificent whale of a plan! To the laboratory! We're not beaten yet! The game is on!"

Arriving at the lab
Cortex: "Before you rises a cathedral of diabolical genius! Scary. But in the wrong hands this iceberg lair could do much... goodness in the world. Of course, only I have the key. Observe."

[He produces a remote and presses the button. Nothing happens. He presses it again. Still nothing. He looks at the camera for a second, embarrassed, and starts repeatedly slamming the button.]

Cortex: "(frustrated scream) Follow me! I know... another way."

[Crash scratches behind his ear, confused.]

Fish
Penguin: "(angry squawking)"

Cortex: "The check bounced? Are you sure? Well, the past few years have kind of been slow. Wrath of Cortex didn't do as well as we'd hoped and-"

Penguin: "(loud angry squawk)"

Cortex: "Fish?"

[Cortex extends his hand, offering a fish to the penguin.]

Penguin: "Grr..."

[The camera alternates between showing the angry penguin, Cortex's face, the fish, Crash and the penguins standing in the background. Suddenly, the fish in Cortex's hand is replaced with his ray gun.]

Penguin: "(alarmed squawk)"

[Cortex fires his gun, killing the penguin. The rest of the penguins rocket away in fear.]

Uka Uka is freed (again)
[Cortex flies through the ice, knocking Uka Uka to the ground and making a hole into the ice cavern. Crash jumps through the hole and lands on the ledge below. Uka Uka pulls himself out of the snow he'd gotten lodged in.]

Uka Uka: "Free... AGAIN!"

Cortex: "Mighty Uka Uka...!"

[Uka Uka looks down.]

Uka Uka: "Who has released me from my icy tomb?! My, my... can it be? Crash and Cortex? I don't know whether to kiss you, or KILL YOU!"

[Crash puckers his lips and makes kissy sounds, expecting the former.]

[Pieces of ice float upwards from the ground, forming a giant ice body for Uka Uka. Cortex makes a run for it, jumping down to the large metal platform below. Uka Uka makes a swipe at Crash, sending him flying down to the platform, then jumps down himself, beginning the boss.]

Uka Uka teams up
[Uka Uka's ice body collapses. Uka Uka flies upwards and makes to leave.]

Uka Uka: "I SHALL RETUR-"

Aku Aku: "Uka Uka, wait!"

[Uka Uka stops and turns back.]

Aku Aku: "An evil even greater than even yours threatens to destroy this world."

Uka Uka: "NOOOO! ...That's my job!"

Aku Aku: "Divided, we are but two magical masks. Join me, and together we shall defeat this evil infestation."

Uka Uka: "I like a challenge... I accept! This should be fun!"

[The two masks swirl around each other and fly off.]

Aku Aku: "The Aku-Uka brothers, together again!"

Party toys
Cortex: "Come! We must make preparations for-"

[There's the sound of a doorbell ringing. A metal door with an odd symbol on it has appeared in the room.]

Cortex: "(to Crash) It's... probably for you."

[Crash scratches his head and steps towards the door, but it opens with a blinding light. The Evil Twins emerge from the door, holding Aku Aku and Uka Uka in front of their faces.]

Moritz: "Trick or treat, trick or treat! Hahahahaha!"

[They toss the masks to the ground. Crash and Cortex look at eachother.]

Victor: "Fools! You thought these two party toys could defeat us?! We are masters of the infinite dimensions, with power over reality itself!"

Moritz: "And riches beyond imagination!"

[Beat.]

Cortex: "...Riches?"

Victor: "Riches?! What's wrong with you?!"

[He slaps Moritz.]

Victor: "Always bringing up the riches... ...You don't remember us, do ya doctor?"

Cortex: "Should I?"

Victor: "You ruined our lives! Allow us to return the favor."

Evil Twins foiled
[Crash grins and gives Cortex a thumbs up. Cortex nods approvingly, almost smiling.]

Victor: "You see? This is why nobody likes you. A curse on you, Crash Bandicoot! A curse on you all! We shall return!"

[They leave through the door, but Moritz pokes his head back through.]

Moritz: "Oh, forget I mentioned the riches thing, huh?"

[The door closes and folds in on itself, disappearing into nothing.]

Teaming up
Aku Aku: "Doctor Cortex, what have you done?"

Uka Uka: "WHO ARE THESE EVIL UPSTARTS?!"

Cortex: "I've ruined the lives of so many, I can't be expected to remember them all...!"

Uka Uka: "Such a big head... such a tiny brain!"

Aku Aku: "If we deliver him to the Evil Twins, perhaps they will spare us..."

Cortex: "But they'll kill me!"

Uka Uka: "That's a risk I'M willing to take!"

[Cortex turns to Crash.]

Cortex: "Crash, I've been like a father to you! I created you, nursed you... uh... tried to destroy you. So, what do you say? With my mighty intellect, and your vacuous stupidity, we'll be unbeatable!"

[Crash eagerly shakes Cortex's hand.]

The Psychetron
Cortex: "This... is the Psychetron! Gateway to the infinite dimensions! Beyond our universe, somewhere between the ninth and eleventh dimensions, lies the mysterious tenth dimension, and there we must go in order to confront the Evil Twins (aside) steal the riches, (normally) and restore the natural order of things! With me on top."

[Cortex approches the console.]

Cortex: "We require six power crystals in order to make the leap, and we have... four. Hm, let's see... That isn't enough! All is lost! ...Unless...!"

Quick thinking
[Cortex is leaning over the balcony of the lookout. Crash walks up behind him.]

Cortex: "There, to the sea I tell you! Our salvation floats upon the briney blue! We must reach N.Gin's battleship and quickly before it sets sail! But how? Think, Cortex, think...!"

[Crash stares at Cortex's rear end. The camera alternates between zooming in on it and showing Crash's expression; first neutral, then surprised, then smirking with his toungue hanging out. He sneaks forwards, reaches out, and... kicks Cortex off the balcony. He then jumps off himself, beginning the level.]

Henhouse
[Crash and Cortex fly through a henhouse branded with a Cortex sign. Chickens are heard clucking in shock.]

Cortex: "Get them off of me! Shoo, shoo!"

Moulin Cortex
[Crash and Cortex fly through a club, also branded after Cortex. Women are heard screaming.]

Cortex: "Coming through! Ladies... Excuse me, madam! Are those real? ...MOTHER?!"

Crashing down
[Dingodile is shown sitting in his house, reading. A giant snowball containing Crash and Cortex flies off the cliff and lands on the house, smashing it to pieces. Cortex flies out and lands face-down in the snow.]

Cortex: "I've never been so humiliated... no amount of treasure could ever begin to compensate...!"

[Dingodile climbs out of the wreckage of his house.]

Dingodile: "Treasure, ay? Bonza...!"

Boarding the ship
[N. Gin sees Crash entering the battleship from up on a platform. He shakes his fist at Crash.]

N.Gin: "Oooooohhhh!"

[He pulls a lever and walks away, clicking his heels.]

Meat Rusty
[N. Gin's crow's nest falls apart, sending Crash and N.Gin plummeting. Crash falls into a corridor on the battleship. Rusty Walrus breaks down a nearby door, and spots Crash.]

Rusty: "Ah, yummy! Fresh meat for my pot!"

Sinking the ship
[Crash exits the battleship onto a small island full of TNT crates. He freezes and stares at the crates in dismay. N. Gin falls from the sky and lands head first onto a TNT crate. The TNT counts down, with the camera slowly zooming in on his face. A colossal explosion is triggered, making the ship sink and tossing Crash to an iceberg floating in the sea. N.Tropy and N.Brio are there, waiting for him.]

N.Tropy: "The rats are leaving the sinking ship... Tell us where the treasure is, and we'll... let you go."

[Crash looks up at N.Tropy, ears flopping.]

N.Tropy: "Silence?! Looks like we'll have to wring it out of him. N.Brio? Get changed."

[Brio nods and drinks a beaker of mutagen. His body briefly twists and contorts, then he flips backwards into the water, coming back out as a giant frog monster. The boss fight begins.]

Back to the lab
[N.Brio, still in his frog monster form, slams himself onto the side of the iceberg, sending Crash flying back to the mainland.]

You monster
[Cortex is standing by the Psychetron's console holding crystals. Coco is suddenly heard from off-sceen.]

Coco: "You monster! Let my brother go!"

[She jumps forward and delievers a swift kick between Cortex's legs, sending him flying back into the console and knocking the crystals out of his hands.]

Cortex: "(strained) My crystals...!"

[A stray beam shoots out of the psychetron, paralysing Coco again. Cortex examines the console.]

Cortex: "Ruined! Thanks to perky here..."

[Crash stares at Coco, concerned. He pokes her shoulder and she wobbles on the spot.]

Cortex: "Must be repaired! And only one person can help! My neice, Nina Cortex."

[A picture of Nina holding a bunny on the wall is shown.]

Cortex: "Isn't she delightful? Obviously I've made a few modifications, here and there."

[The camera rotates to show a picture of Cortex's airship.]

Cortex: "Quickly! To my private dirigible!"

[The camera rotates again to show a picture of the Academy of Evil.]

Cortex: "Set a course for Madame Amberley's Academy of Evil!"

Cortex's Airship
[Cortex rides a platform, taking him to the steering wheel of his ship.]

Cortex: "I love my airship! It's the only way to fly!"

Victor: "Hey hey! So this is how the rich and the ugly fly?"

Moritz: "Oh, stewardess? May I have another bag of those spicy peanuts? Heheheheheh!"

Cortex: "I will-"

Moritz: "Booo-ring~!"

Cortex: "(sped up by the Evil Twin's powers) Ishallcrushyoulikethepunyruntsyouare,youarenothingtomeforIamthegreatandallpowerfulNeoCortex,youinfantilevermin!Howdareyoumockmanhandleandmanipulateme?!Restassured,Iwilltakemyterriblevenganceupon...!"

Victor: "Yeah yeah, whatever. Skip to the good bit."

Secret
Cortex: "Ah yes, the old alma mater. As a former student myself, I'm well accquainted with the many secrets that this institution holds."

[He pulls a lever hidden on the side of a fountain. A staircase opens underneath him and he falls in, unceremoniously tumbling down the stairs.]

Stuck in a pipe
Cortex: ''"Aaaagggghhhh!!" ''

[Cortex gets stuck in a pipe.]

Cortex: "I'm stuck! The greatest evil scientist in the WORLD! Stuck in a pipe... How could things get any worse?"

[Cortex farts.]

Cortex: "...(mortified whine)"

Dingodile
[Crash and Cortex enter the room Dingodile is waiting in. Cortex jumps up onto a valve, posing dramatically.] Dingodile: "Cozy, ain't it? Rumour has it you two chumps have got your mitts in some treasure, and I want a piece of that pie!"

Cortex: "...I have no idea what you just said."

[Dingodile fires a blast at the valve Cortex was standing on, sending him flying through the roof. Crash is left to fight Dingodile alone.]

Dingodile's defeat
[Dingodile collapses next to the circle he was standing on, unconcious. Crash walks up to him, standing on the circle. The circle suddenly rises up, revealing that it was a hovering platform the whole time.]

Cortex's turn
[Cortex flies into the corridor and lands face-first on the floor. Crash sidesteps to avoid him]

Cortex: "(weakly) ...geh... I'll... take it from here."

[He jumps to his feet.]

Cortex: "Get back to the airship. Make sure it's mooring ropes are secure."

Nina
[Cortex arrive in Nina's dorm room, and sees what he thinks is Nina sleeping in her bed.]

Cortex: "(in a sing-song, poetry-like tone) Sleep soundly, Nina, and don't fear the night, with it's long claws that scratch and sharp teeth that bite. Under the covers, there's no need to hide, for your uNCLE'S THE MONSTER, AND HE'S ON YOUR SIDE!"

[A ragdoll head falls out of the bed, revealing that Nina wasn't in it.]

Cortex: "AH!"

[Nina jumps out from behind the bed and begins slowly dancing across the room towards Cortex.]

Cortex: "GAH! Nina! My adorable young niece! My my, you're getting big! And sneaky... Put it there, little lady."

[Cortex reaches out for a handshake. Nina grabs Cortex's hand and crushes it.]

Cortex: "(grunts in pain) I... see they need some adjustment. Let me take a look."

Rooftop Rampage
[Nina is shown standing at the door to the beginning of the level.]

Cortex: "Now young lady, let's see what you've learned."

Catching the bus
[Cortex's airship is shown floating over the school, a schoolbus dangling below.]

Cortex: "My airship! Without it, we're stranded! Tie it to something secure, I said... Hurry Nina, or you'll miss the bus!"

The bus catches you
[The bus is shown forebodingly rising up over a building, flying towards Nina.]

The ants' arrival
[A portal appears and three ants emerge.]

Cortex: "They found us...! To the airship, quickly!"

[Nina runs off.]

Madame Amberley
[Madame Amberley suddenly rises out of the mist, shocking Cortex.]

Madame Amberley: "You are in detention!"

[Cortex turns to Amberley, looking terrified.]

Cortex: "Madame Amberley...!"

Madame Amberley: "So! Cry-baby Cortex is all grown up! I see you've found employment as a barber."

[Cortex looks down at himself.]

Cortex: "I'm an evil scientist...!"

Madame Amberley: "A scientist, are we? Well, to me you'll always be a little worm!"

The witch is dead
[The final rope suspending Madame Amberley snaps. She plummets down into the mist, screaming. An odd, high-pitched screech is heard along with her own voice.]

The Evil Twins' origin
Cortex: "Wait! I think... I remember now! The way it happened...!"

[He makes a shadow hand puppet of a bird on the wall. His voice echoes as it fades in to a flashback sequence, showing Cortex at eight years old in the academy of evil. Young Cortex is at a small command console, fiddling with buttons and levers. Victor and Moritz, still normal parrots at this point, are in a cage behind him. Victor opens the door and attempts to leave the cage.]

Young Cortex: "Victor! Moritz! Back in your cage, you naughty boys!"

[Victor hastily jumps back into the cage, looking down and shuffling his feet.]

Cortex: "I was eight years old, and the most popular student in the academy."

[A dagger flies over Young Cortex's head as he ducks behind the console. He looks over his shoulder and shrungs, not seeing the dagger.]

Cortex: "Ah, yes, how they loved me... It was my first experiment with the Evolve-O-Ray, phase one in my plan to create an army of super-animals!"

[Young Cortex returns to the front of the console and presses more buttons.]

Cortex: "The test subjects: My two pet parrots, Victor and Moritz. The only creatures I didn't loathe... or eat."

[Young Cortex pulls a large lever beside the cage. The Evolve-O-Ray prototype whirrs to life.]

Cortex: "Everything was preceeding as planned, when suddenly..."

[The Evolve-O-Ray prototype fires with a flash of bright yellow light. Young Cortex shields his eyes, then looks back only to find the cage empty.]

Cortex: "My parrots were gone! Lost, among the infinite dimensions! I was heartbroken."

Young Cortex: "...heheheheheh!"

Cortex: "How I missed those twins, and how I longed to see them again."

[Young Cortex is now at a drawing board, drawing a crude picture. It shows the twins in their cage, then being zapped, then a large question mark.]

Cortex: "But be careful what you wish for, young man!"

Young Cortex: "Back off, grandpa!"

[The camera returns to the present, with Cortex.]

Cortex: "For your wish will come true...!"

To a new dimension!
[Back at the Iceberg Lab, Nina is leaning against the Psychetron's console while Cortex types on it. She slams her fist into the side of it, making Cortex jump. She gives her uncle a thumbs-up. Cortex looks at the screen and checks something.]

Cortex: "Come now, as we explore a new dimension! ...It should have been two new dimensions, but we... ran out of time."

[The Iceberg Lab is shown disappearing from its place on the iceberg, then re-appearing on a volcano in the tenth dimension.]

Rockslide Rumble
(more to be added)