List of quotes in Crash Tag Team Racing said by Doctor N. Gin

This is a list of quotes said by Doctor N. Gin in Crash Tag Team Racing.

Missions

 * "Oh, Crash. Yes, Mr. Crash. You are reasonable, aren't you? You like to listen to propositions from N-Gin. I need a plutonium fuel cell for my new vehicle. FInd me... enough... beautiful plutonium, and I will reward you with many fine coins."
 * "Crash... What's wrong with you, man? I need plutonium to succeed! Beautiful... shiny plutonium... It will be mine, I swear, or I will fill your head with doom!"
 * "Crash... You're making me...making me angry! You don't want to see me when I'm angry. Bring me plutonium."
 * "Ohhhh! Now I'm just SO mad, Crash! I feel like my brain is coming out of my eyes, and dripping down my cheeks! Eeek I am so mad! GET ME THAT PLUTONIUM, IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!"
 * (Gasps.) Ohhhhh, it's so beautiful!! It is the stuff dreams are made of if you dream about plutonium all the time! I certainly do! Oh, thank you Mr. Crash, thank you! Here are your glorious coins!"
 * "-crying- Woe is me! -crying- Woe for N-Gin! No greater doom is possible...-breathing in and out-"
 * "-crying- I'm crying... because... I'm not pretty! Please, Crash... bring me something that will make me pretty. I just can't live like this anymore!"
 * "What's wrong with you man? I'm dying inside! Must... be cute eh he... Bring me the pretty! Bring me the pretty! Or I stick doom in you!"
 * "Oh, Crash, you don't know my agony! Being this close to beautiful, but still lacking a certain something... Please Crash, hurry! You're my only hope."
 * "You are just trying to make me angry, aren't you? WELL, YOU'VE SUCCEEDED!! Get me that costume! I know your weakness, Crash-- Bullets!"
 * "AHH HAA! thank you FINALLY I look as pretty as I feel...Dance with me! Dance the dance of joy! Eh he and I have just the accessory: a machine of great power to bring to the races!"
 * "It's not ready yet! I'm doing my best! Oh.. it's you, Crash.I'm Sorry, but Dr. Cortex is very insistent that I finish my latest creation as soon as possible. It is a weapon of horrible power! But I... I can't finish it! Please Crash, you've got to help me. Bring me the secret component."
 * "That's right... FUZZY SLIPPERS !! Only the raw, uncontrollable fury of fuzzy slippers can bring my creation to life! Please Crash, find me the slippers, and I will reward you greatly."
 * "What are you doing to me, man? I told you I need those slippers. Bring them to me. Now! You see that moon in the sky? Well, that's not a moon. That is a space station hehehehe. So you get me the slippers if you know what's good for you."
 * "Still no slippers? Ohh, I get it. You like N-Gin! You want to talk to me. To be my friend. N-Gin will be your friend. N-Gin likes friends. We can talk, do each other's hair, go for walks by the lake..."
 * "Oh! That wasn't what you meant at all. ...hehe... I was kidding. Well, get me those slippers... And stop wasting my time!"
 * "Still... no... Slippers!? You can't imagine how much I need them! This weapon will absolutely... ROCK THINE WORLD!"
 * "ohh you did it... you actually found a pair of precious fuzzy slippers! ...they're beautiful aren't they... I can feel they're power pulseing through them. Here... take your filthy coins as a reward! This vehicle will be your doom!"

When interacting with Crash

 * "Crash! Dr. Cortex said I have bad complexion! What do you think?"
 * "Crash, you must point me in the direction of the nearest lavatory. MY ROCKET IS DRAINING!!"
 * "Crash...have you seen my sense of morality..? Oh well..."
 * "Crash, have you gifts for N.Gin hehe..? WHAT?! NO GIFTS?! YOU GIFTLESS ONE, BEGONE!!"
 * "Crash! We must really stop meeting like this! ...I told you..only after 10PM..don't call me here."
 * "Ah yes, Crash Bandicoot. I have a fine Marsupial-like recipe to braise, boil and braise again your hide! Sweet goodness!"
 * "Oi Crash! You...didn't see me with that Peacock feather did you..?"
 * "I'm allergic to Bandicoots, please don't stand within 10 paces of me. I'LL BREAK INTO A RASH!!"
 * "Crash, I have no Wumpa treats for you. Vamoose, scram, beat it."
 * "Ah Crash, have you come to submit to your greater intellect and power!? No? Oh ok, see ya."
 * "Crash Bandicoot, wait here, I have the most horrendous demise for you!"

When attacked by Crash

 * "My eyeball! I love that eyeball!"
 * "Ow! That hurt! Thank you."
 * "Ow, my spleen is coming out! So that's what it looks like."
 * "Stop bullying me, man!"
 * "The pain... in my body... and organs... and body again..."
 * "You're trying to kill me, aren't you?! How can I thank you?!"
 * "Oh, come on! What have I recently done to you?!"
 * "Ow! My inner ear! It's so tiny!"
 * "Ow! Right in the missile!"
 * "Why are you so deliciously cruel?"
 * "I will drop a bomb right in your face for this!"

When starting a race

 * "Come doomed fools, let's race!"
 * "You should all wet yourselves now! ...Go on get it over with."
 * "I have many atomic torpedoes for you IDIOTS!!"
 * "Fear my Doom Buggy!"
 * "Okay, who thinks they've got the marbles?"
 * "First I beat you all. Then I will eat the succulent buttery muffin."
 * "Okay dumb faces. Who's got the marbles to race?"
 * "I can't wait to shower weapons on you all!"
 * "Goes first for N-Gin."

When passing an opponent vehicle

 * "I pass you like gas!"
 * "Take up a slower sport, like full-contact... duck-hunting or... something... with a duck."
 * "Try another sport. Like knitting!"
 * "First, I'll beat you. THEN I'LL BOMB YOU!!"
 * "Your mother is the speed limit now!"
 * "It's getting hard to see you back there!"
 * "Some driver you are, goat child!"
 * "You are just too slow, silly monkey."
 * "Now you have seen what a real cyborg can do."
 * "Perhaps you need a speed boost! Hahahaha!"

When passed by an opponent vehicle

 * "Oh you make me so mad now."
 * "I will get you! And do something...horrible to you!"
 * "I will visit doom on you and your family!"
 * "I'll ruin you, like I ruined my prom dress! I mean tux!"
 * "Hey, you get back here!"

When brushing against an opponent vehicle

 * "That hurt my colon so much!"
 * "They should take your license... because you're stupid!"
 * "You crazy person!"
 * "Just stay out of my way, doom monkey."
 * "You rat-monkey-pig-dog!"
 * "Whew, I missed him. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!"
 * "I should back up and get that guy."
 * "You stay away, or I'm bringing you doom!"
 * "Go away! Or I'll go upside your head!"
 * "Great Caesar's ghost!"
 * "Try that again... SO I CAN FEED YOU TO MY MONKEY!!!"
 * "Don't fear the reaper, (Low Tone: I need more cowbell). I DON'T HAVE A COWBELL!!"
 * "Ouch! I broke my bum!"
 * "Ow, my chapped thighs!"
 * "Ahh! My ocular cavity!"
 * "Great rockets of pain in my face!"
 * "You are safe. For now!"
 * "Too scared to collide with me?"
 * "Scared of my cyber power?"
 * "What was that?!"
 * "Call that a crash?"
 * "Soon you will taste my grill little monkey!"
 * "Yes...DANCE LITTLE MONKEY, DANCE!!"
 * "Yes...Run from N-Gin, run!"
 * "You're trying to kill me man, heh I like that."
 * "Think you broke my favorite leg!"
 * "You're just trying to scare me. But you won't!"
 * "Watch out! Coming through!"
 * "Leave me and my pretty alone!"
 * "I will pop you like a large balloonberla!"

When hit by a weapon

 * "Is that all you got?"
 * "Hey, you're making my underwear ride up."
 * "No...LEAVE ME ALONE!!!"
 * "Oh, now that really hurts."
 * "Stop it...I got something in my eye."
 * "Ow! I got a lot of glass in my eye!"
 * "Save me Mommy!"
 * "Heat for revenge...building."

When destroying an opponent vehicle

 * "Enjoy your screaming doom!"
 * "Come back so I can destroy you again!"
 * "Reset your car so I can do that again."
 * "Yes...Meet your doom fool!"
 * "Aww, poor little baby."
 * "This is destiny."
 * "Does it hurt? Intelligent pain."
 * "I'm actually...happy!"

When destroyed by an opponent vehicle

 * "Give my remains to science!"
 * "NOOOO! THE SWEET PAIN!!"
 * "It's high school all over again. Ouch."
 * "I'm too pretty!"
 * "Sweet mercy and wal-nuts, that hurts!"
 * "I blame myself for this."
 * "Hey...I won't cry. You can't make me!"
 * "Sing the doom song!"
 * "Why do I do this to myself?"
 * "The delicious burning!"
 * "Ohhh, the sweet searing agony!"

When flying through the air

 * "Quick! Shoot at civilians!"
 * "This... Okay, this is scaring me."
 * "Up in the sky! IS A COMPLETE MANIAC!"
 * "Watch the skies!"
 * "Oh, the glory of the skies."
 * "There must be something I can shoot from here."
 * "What am I doing up here?"
 * "Start bombing run! ...hehehehe..."
 * "I... think I wet myself."
 * "Ohh! I soiled myself."
 * "Fear my vertical power."
 * "This is going to hurt."

When clashing

 * "Cybernetic merge power... activate!"
 * "Form of... a killing machine!"
 * "Fire the Gunneratortron!"
 * "Finally... I made a friend."
 * "That's just so cool.."
 * "I will use your lovely mechanical parts..."
 * "Now I am twice the lovely."
 * "Victory is assured now."
 * "Yes! Yes! Use the gun often!"

When declashing

 * "I can't be seen with a freak like you!"
 * "You and me... just aren't working out. It's me. It's not you."
 * "You just can't cut the cheese, pal!"
 * "Yeah... you need to go."
 * "I'm through sucking up to you."
 * "I grow tired of you.."
 * "Seriously, you're just not evil enough."
 * "So long... LOSER!!"

Carrying an item

 * "Ooohh, what do we have here?"
 * "It's the present I've always wanted!"
 * "With this, I will do great evil!"
 * "Too bad, rat-pigs! This is all for me."
 * "More! I covet it!"
 * "Awww! I wanted a muffin!"
 * "Now this is what I'm talking about."
 * "Ohh, the firm love of a fine Power Crystal."
 * "Mine... All mine... You can't have it..."
 * "Mine... All mine!"
 * "The stuff dreams are made of."
 * "I'm so happy."
 * "Noo.. You can't have it.."
 * "What do I do with this?"

When running over a Park Drone

 * "He was asking for it!"
 * "Hey! Don't scratch my car!"
 * "They'll reanimate you later."
 * "Stay down, little man! Stay down!"
 * "Take that, you FREAK!"
 * "The smack is like music! Sweet music!"
 * "You bring me joy with your doom!"

When winning a race

 * "Poor little baby can't aim! Why can't you aim, little baby?"
 * "Perhaps you need a head-rocket of your own, monkey-face!"
 * "Villagers with torches couldn't get me! What chance do you have?!"
 * "Well, when life gives you weapons... LOCK FORWARD WITH TORPEDOS!"
 * "You are fools to challenge me. FOOLS!!"
 * "What's the matter? Blinded? By my beauty?"
 * "More!! Shoot more lovely weapons at me!"

When brushing against a wall

 * "Oh, that impact was regretable."
 * "Oh, I am a fool."
 * "Oh, What are you thinking, man?"
 * "Oh, donkey butter!"
 * "Hey, I dropped my muffin!"
 * "My driving shades!"
 * "And my paint! I spent forever on that!"
 * "Oh the insurance company's never gonna go for that one!"
 * "My precious car!"
 * "Hey! Uh...little help?"

When attacking an opponent vehicle

 * "I got more of that for you!"
 * "Ohhh..that beautiful weapon..felt so good!"
 * "Take that father! What? Did I say father?"
 * "There can be only one!"
 * "Cry for me little baby! Cry!"
 * "You have no one to blame. But your stupid face."
 * "Take that Mr. Sucker!"

Credits

 * "Good day to Tim's wife Katie. And pretty daughter Sophie. Hehehe..I'm not pretty!
 * "Vlad would like to thank his parents for all the quarters. And for not nicknaming him...THE IMPALER!"
 * "Greetings guy of the long-jinxes, I am a member of the short-jinxes. And I do not eat cheese. What?"
 * "Hello to Gene's darling wife Marnie, who broke my heart in High School! And their children Jordan and Jenna."
 * "Rick would like to thank Keith, Tyler, and Karon. What a bunch of goody two-shoes!"
 * "Hello Michelle, Nova, and super-villian in training..Dylan. Who I hope to serve one day! My little master...your will is my command."
 * "Thank you for helping me so much. Ohhh! Isn't Chris sweet?!"
 * "Hey Nancey...WOOOO-HOOOO!! HEEHAHA...Heh I think I hurt myself."
 * "I've been to Korea. Your food gives me gas!"
 * (Reply to Cortex's comment about the guy thanking his wife or kids.) "Nope!"
 * "Hello Elissa! Be seeing you soon. Hehehe."
 * "Hiron would like to thank the academy. He, you like him. You really like him. And I like him! I like him a lot! He is my friend. And we'll go to the lake...and we'll braid each others hair. Hehe!"
 * "Sanella would like to thank her supportive husband. Who picks her up and bench-presses her! Daily!"
 * "This guy's so stupid. He got stabbed in a shootout!"
 * "This guy gets all the chicks."
 * "This guy is such a moron, he couldn't put M&M's in alphabetical order!"
 * "Darren Esau. Single. Of course. And available. E-mail at [mailto:Darren.Esau@Gmail.com Darren.Esau@Gmail.com]. hooooheh WHAT KIND OF WEB ADRESS IS THAT?!?"
 * "Hey wooke...What? Stephanie! I love you! You can touch me if you want hehehehe...Please."
 * "This guys education stopped at hooked on Phonex."
 * "Hello Erica, Lasmarias family and Palmo family. I was named after a state in New England! That is famous for maple syrup. Sticky."
 * "Hello to the happy squirrel friends of Ziemek. WHAT IS HE DOING WITH THE SQUIRRELS?!"
 * "Do you have stairs in your house? Voted 5 golden man babies! I don't know what that means!"
 * "Hello and thank you to Lilien and Naema. You are my cute little fuzzy slippers!"
 * "Charles Dennis as Park Drone. How appropriate!"
 * "Danny Mann as Von Clutch. And all things german! Like bratwurst and schitzel! What is a schitzel?!"
 * "Debi Derryberrry as Coco. Oh derryberry. My favorite of all the berries! She's so sweet!"
 * "Morgan Gerhard...Why didn't you record this you fool?!"
 * "Nolan North as N-Gin! Wait, that's me! And him is me and me is him! I'm so confused! He's an idiot! Wait that means I'm an idiot...Cut!"
 * "Quinton Flynn as Chick. Come back to Cleveland!"
 * "Roger L. Jackson as Willie the half-fruit mascot! Roger why do you commute this far?"
 * "Shanelle Workman as Pasadena Possum. My favorite of all the marsupials! They're so tasty. Like chicken."
 * "This guy is so stupid, it took him two hours to watch sixty minutes!"