Crash Bandicoot Nitro Kart 2

On my way home from the second job I've taken for the extra holiday ca$h I need, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my wallet is a $50 bill and a $2 bill. That is all of the cash I have on my person. I figure that with a $2 bill, I can get something to eat and not have to worry about people getting upset with me.

At his point I open my billfold and hand him the $2 bill. He looks at it kind of funny and

He goes to talk to his manager, who is still within earshot. The following conversation occurs between the two of them.

He comes back to me and says

He goes back to his manager who is watching me like I'm going to shoplift, and

The manager approaches me and says

At this point he BACKS away from me and calls mall security on the phone around the corner. I have two people STARING at me from the dining area, and I begin laughing out loud, just for effect. A few minutes later this 45 year oldish guy comes in and says [at the other end of counter, in a whisper]

Security guard walks over to me and says

At this point I was ready to say, "SURE, PLEASE," but I wanted to eat, so I said

I put the bill up near his face, and he flinches like I was taking a swing at him. He takes the bill, turns it over a few times in his hands, and says

The security guard and I both looked at him like he was an idiot, and it dawned on the guy that he had no clue.

My burrito was free and he threw in a small drink and those cinnamon things, too. Makes me want to get a whole stack of $2 bills just to see what happens when I try to buy stuff. If I got the right group of people, I could probably end up in jail. At least you get free food.

Moral of the story is, kids, Don't eat fake meat.