User:Анонымоус Лонер

About me
Hello Internet, or, to be specific, Bandipedia. I'm AL (you'll later figure out why it's abbreviated AL instead of A [insert Cyrillic letter that looks like an "N"), but you can call me by my other nicknames. Anonymous Loner, AL, CrashandSpyro2234, DD4206, and DD4209 to be specific. I'm a n00b here, so don't blame me for breaking the rules if I do so, as I haven't caught up on the rules yet.

"I like being different." - Me

I'm one of those weirdos who looks normal (besides the fact that I have a stiff, awkward walk, along with occasional slouching), but to your demise I'm not emotionally stable and I'm certainly not mentally stable. I most likely have Avoidant Personality Disorder, Borderline Personality Disorder, Social Anxiety Disorder, Dysthymia, possibly mild to severe Depression, and Asperger Syndrome. Although it appears I also have Bipolar I Disorder. I obviously suffer from mixed episodes, therefore Dysthymia and Depression are ruled out if that's true. Just wanted to warn all of you. I'mma crazy person.

"Like a drifter I was born to walk alone."

"Don't you...forget about me."

"Here I go again on my own; walking down the only road I've ever known."

Personality: Depends. Most of the time I'm depressed, have little motivation to do anything, and I have little interest in most general activities/items. I don't smile much at all, I don't have too many friends, and I'm a pessimist. I'm as well a cynic. Did I mention that I'm a misanthrope?

Favorite song

About my username
My username translates from Russian as "Anonymous Loner". Which explains my two previously listed nicknames: AL and AnonymousLoner (other variants: Anonymous Loner, and Anonymous_Loner). AnonymousLoner/Anonymous Loner/Anonymous_Loner is the username for multiple accounts on different websites. It's a username that fits me, what can I say?

Where I got the idea for a Russian username
A friend of mine, on a different webiste, had a username which was written in a different language. I liked her username and I thought it would be cool to make my own "differental-language" username. I had decided to go with my usual Anonymous Loner username, and I chose to type it out in Cyrillic letters, as it looks pretty cool...and weird. Long story short, it's the username you're looking at now.

My goals

 * To edit as many articles as I can. I came here for a reason....


 * To garner many badges fare and square. I needz mah precious badgez!


 * To educate myself more so about the Crash Bandicoot Franchise.


 * To edit enough articles, to the point that I get the title of Administrator.




 * PROFIT!

My achievements
Nothing special as of now, really. Meh, but I'll get there someday. Probably not. I've managed to actually get badges, and I'm active here, so I guess I don't entirely fail.

My favorite articles

 * Crash Bandicoot - Of course I enjoy the article about our favorite hero! Doi!


 * Coco Bandicoot - Look at the above reason for Crash Bandicoot being a favorite of mine.


 * Neo Cortex - Interesting article. Just sayin'.


 * Nina Cortex - Same as above.


 * Wumpa Island - Same as above.


 * Cortex Island - Same as above.


 * N.Sanity Island - Same as above.


 * Crash Twinsanity - My favorite Crash game.

My favorite Crash Bandicoot video games (in order)
1. Crash Twinsanity. It was a hell of a ride. I loved the goofy a cappella music, the actual laugh out loud humor, the good plot, good and evil joining together, and the overall fun scale in thise masterpiece.

2. Crash Bandicoot. The original game. Good times. :') My second favorite. Just like the above: good music, good plot, overall fun. It tells us the origin of our beloved Bandicoot hero and his quest to save his girlfriend who was later taken out for being too sexy.

3. Crash Bandicoot Warped. It felt too short, too easy, and all, but it was certainly one game I'll remember forever. Such nostalgia. <3 I loved the theme song of this game, not to mention various fun levels, the time-traveling theme of the game, that epic N. Gin boss battle, the memoriable Cortex boss battle. Everything about it really. My favorite level: I forgot the name of it, but the two levels in which Coco rides Pura on the Great Wall of China. Epic sauce.

4. [up for debate, as of now]

5. [up for debate, as of now]

6. Depends. Either Wrath of Cortex or Cortex Strikes Back.

Other video game franchises I enjoy

 * Spyro the dragon


 * Gex


 * Pac-Man World


 * Rayman


 * Ratchet and Clank


 * Jak and Daxter


 * Sonic


 * Metal Gear Solid


 * Grand Theft Auto


 * Sould Reaver


 * Final Fantasy


 * Legend of Dragoon


 * Syphon Filter


 * Croc


 * Kao the Kangaroo


 * Ty the Tazmanian Tiger


 * Upon many, many others

Friends
If I actually ever manage to garner friends here, which I probably never will, this is where I'll give a thanks to you guys and mention you and blah, blah, blah, you get the point.