List of quotes in Crash Tag Team Racing said by Crunch Bandicoot

This is a list of quotes said by Crunch Bandicoot in Crash Tag Team Racing.

When attacked by Crash

 * "Ah, my spine! Sleep eight hours a day."
 * "Avenge me! Eat a balanced breakfast."
 * "Don't be a fool! Stay in school!"
 * "How could you do that?! I need work."
 * "Ouch! Chew with your mouth closed!"
 * "OW under attack by a fool"

When starting a race

 * "C'mon, children! Time to move!"
 * "Let's bring the pain!"
 * "Time to learn who the real champ is!"
 * "Quit yo' jibba jabba, and let's drive!"
 * "I pity the fool who race against me!"
 * "You fools are goin' down!"
 * "Let's... get... bizzay!"

When destroying an opponent vehicle

 * "I burninated that chump!"
 * "Nice drivin', fool!"
 * "Turkey!"
 * "Call me daddy!"
 * "Shoulda stayed in school, punk!"
 * "Crunch is on the case!"
 * "Oh, I'm sorry. Were you in my way?"

When flying through the air

 * "Crunch don't feel so good!"
 * "Darn it! Crunch hate to fly."
 * "I can see my house!"
 * "My therapist told me to avoid this!"
 * "Up in a sky, it's a complete MANIAC!"

When destroyed by an opponent vehicle

 * "Goin' limb!"
 * "Ah, the pain!"
 * "I just paid for this car!"
 * "Weak."
 * "Not the car! Easy credit rip-off!"
 * "I never learned to read!"
 * "Aw, heck!"
 * "Ah, nuts!"
 * "No!! Fool!"
 * "I will be revengified!"
 * "Suckas! Fools! Idiots!"
 * "You-- Reset me, fast!"

When clashing

 * "Who's ready for some double trouble?"
 * "Let's do this thang!"
 * "Yeah! Teamwork!"
 * "C'mon fool, work with me"
 * "Tall, beautiful, strong."

When unclashing

 * "Go bling your blang elsewheres."
 * "Go get some milk, children. Get strong bones."
 * "You're just not strong enough. Get outside the house."

Carrying an item

 * "Who's da man? Crunch da man!"
 * "No chance, turkeys! This is mine!"
 * "We's gonna do some damage now!"
 * "You fools got nothin'!"
 * "All mine, baby!"
 * "Mmm, lay some, suga!"
 * "All for the Crunch!"
 * "Darn, man! That's a Power Crystal!"
 * "Another prize for the Bandicoots!"
 * "Oh yeah, that's goin' down good!"
 * "Haha! All mine!"

When running over a park drone

 * "Darn! Who dresses you?!"
 * "Ha! Ten points!"
 * "Might have to lay low in Mexico."
 * "Not even prison-pretty no more!"

When winning a race

 * "Stick and move! Stick and move!"
 * "Yeah! Crunch is in the house! In the house, fool!"
 * "Haha! Nice try, fool!"
 * "Nice try meatbag... Mmm meatbag... Bag of meat!"