List of quotes in Crash Tag Team Racing

The following is a list of quotes from the 2005 video game Crash Tag Team Racing. This is listed alphabetically by character.
 * Coco Bandicoot
 * Crunch Bandicoot
 * Doctor N. Gin
 * Doctor Neo Cortex
 * Nina Cortex
 * Pasadena O'Possum
 * Von Clutch

Missions

 * "Ol' Stewbie-doo needs a little help from you. You see, Ol' Stew has been runnin' around the hen house again and some ol' nasty chicken's been leavin' our eggs all over the place. If I don't find those eggs, my old lady will kill Stew. Go get me those eggs, boy! I'll make it worth your while."
 * "What's wrong with you boy? Stew said all the eggs!"
 * "Crash! Whatcha doin' to me, man? My missus will pluck me down to the gizzard if she sees those eggs, and I'm mysteriously rootin' from the spot! I... can't... move!"
 * "You just toyin' with the Stew, ain'tcha? This is how you get your kicks, playin' with ol' Stew when he's in a jam. Stew needs a hug!"
 * "Oh, thank you boy. Thank you so much! Stew don't belong in no dog house, you know what I'm sayin'? You go check your garage. Stew be havin' a little surprise in there for ya."

Willie Wumpa Cheeks

 * "Perhaps a riddle or two!"
 * "Heedely-hidely-ho! To the statue you must go! This way or that, fall down, you go  'splat'! And everyone thinks you're a shmoe!"
 * "Ooh! That's it! I have had it! You people are dumber than a sack of hammers! It's me! Me, I tell you! Don 't you get it?! Me!
 * "And I would've succeeded, too, if it wasn't for those meddling bandicoots! And now the time is nigh, it's really do or die! This stone in my sack proves Von Clutch is a hack! You can look for me in the sky! Hahahahaha! So long, suckers!"
 * "Come on, come on, don't do this to me!"
 * "Hey! Who are you calling 'sour'?!"

Trivia

 * Neo Cortex's quote "Ouch, ouch, and double ouches" is a pun on the "Drat, drat, and double drat" quote from Wacky Races.
 * His quote about standing out "like a chocolate bar in a swimming pool" is a reference to the movie Caddyshack, in which someone dropped a Baby Ruth in a pool, making everyone divert their attention (as they thought is was poop).
 * One of Coco's quotes is "Aww, derryberries!", which refers to the sirname of the actor who plays Coco and may additionally pun SpongeBob's common phrase "Oh barnacles!" at the same time. Also, another one of her quotes is "Well there's a fine how-do-you-do" which is similar to one of Wallace's quotes from the Wallace & Gromit television series.
 * Stew's quote "Ol' Stewbie-doo needs a little help from you" is a reference to Scooby-Doo.
 * Another Scooby-Doo reference is when Willie Wumpa Cheeks says, "And I would've succeded too, if it wasn't for those meddling bandicoots." A spoof of a recurring line from the show.