List of quotes in Crash Tag Team Racing said by Doctor N. Gin

This is a list of quotes said by Doctor N. Gin in Crash Tag Team Racing. ( video 1), ( video 2).

Cutscenes

 * "Perhaps this is the answer to our dilemma. This deranged theme park is fertile ground for us to plant a new seed of EVIL!!!"
 * [replying to Cortex's comment about the bandicoots ruining his plans] "Yes my lord!" (giggles insanely)

Missions

 * "Oh, Crash. Yes, Mr. Crash. You are reasonable, aren't you? You like to listen to propositions from N-Gin. I need a plutonium fuel cell for my new vehicle. Find me...enough...beautiful plutonium and I will reward you with many fine coins."
 * "Crash... What's wrong with you, man? I need plutonium to succeed! Beautiful... shiny plutonium... It will be mine, I swear, or I will fill your head with doom!"
 * "Crash...you're making me...MAKING ME ANGRY! You don't want to see me when I'm angry. Bring me plutonium."
 * "Ohhhh! Now I'm just SO mad, Crash! I feel like my brain is coming out of my eyes, and dripping down my cheeks! Eeek I am so mad! GET ME THAT PLUTONIUM, IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!"
 * "-gasps- Ohhhhh, it's so beautiful!! It is the stuff dreams are made of, if you dream about plutonium all the time! I certainly do! Oh, thank you Mr. Crash, thank you! Here are your glorious coins!"
 * "-crying- Woe is me! -crying- Woe for N-Gin! No greater doom is possible... -breathing in and out-"
 * "-crying- I'm crying... because... I'm not pretty! Please Crash...bring me something that will make me pretty. I just can't live like this anymore!"
 * "What's wrong with you man? I'm dying inside! I...must...be cute eh he...Bring me the pretty! Bring me the pretty! Or I stick doom in you!"
 * "Oh, Crash, you don't know my agony! Being this close to beautiful, but still lacking a certain something. Please Crash, hurry! You are my only hope!"
 * "You are just trying to make me angry, aren't you? WELL, YOU'VE SUCCEEDED!! Get me that costume! I know your weakness, Crash--bullets!"
 * "AHH HAA! THANK YOU! FINALLY I look as pretty as I feel...Dance with me! Dance the dance of joy! Eh he and I have just the accessory: a machine of great power to bring to the races!"
 * "It's not ready yet! I'm doing my best! Oh.. it's you Crash. I'm sorry, but Dr. Cortex is very insistent that I finish my latest creation as soon as possible. It is a weapon of horrible power! But I...can't finish it! Please Crash! You've got to help me! Bring me the secret component."
 * "That's right... FUZZY SLIPPERS! Only the raw, uncontrollable fury of fuzzy slippers can bring my creation to life! Please Crash, find me the slippers, and I will reward you greatly."
 * "What are you doing to me, man? I told you I need those slippers. Bring them to me. NOW! You see that moon in the sky? Well, that's not a moon. That is a space station hehehehe. So you get me the slippers if you know what's good for you."
 * "Still no slippers? Ohh, I get it. You like N-Gin! You want to talk to me...to be my friend. N-Gin will be your friend. N-Gin likes friends. We can talk, do each other's hair, go for walks by the lake..."
 * "Ohhhh! That wasn't what you meant at all hehe...I was kidding. Well, get me those slippers...AND STOP WASTING MY TIME!"
 * "STILL NO SLIPPERS?! You can't imagine how much I need them! This weapon will absolutely... ROCK THINE WORLD!"
 * "Ohhhhh you did it... you actually found a pair of precious fuzzy slippers!...they're beautiful aren't they?...I can feel they're power pulsing through them! Hehe. Here...take your filthy coins as a reward! This vehicle will be your doom!"

When interacting with Crash

 * "Crash! Dr. Cortex said I have bad complexion! What do you think?"
 * "Crash, you must point me in the direction of the nearest laboratory. MY ROCKET IS DRAINING!!"
 * "Crash...have you seen my sense of morality..? Oh well..."
 * "Ah, Crash, have you gifts for N. Gin? Hehe.. NO GIFTS?! YOU GIFTLESS ONE, BEGONE!!"
 * "Crash! We must really stop meeting like this! ...I told you..only after 10PM..don't call me here."
 * "Ah yes, Crash Bandicoot. I have a fine Marsupial-like recipe to braise, and bake, and boil, and braise again your hide! high-pitched voice Sweet goodness!"
 * "Ahh Crash! You didn't see me with that Peacock feather did you?"
 * "I'm allergic to Bandicoots! Please don't stand within 10 paces of me. I'LL BREAK INTO A RASH!!"
 * "Crash, I have no Wumpa treats for you. Vamoose, scram, beat it."
 * "Ah Crash, have you come to submit to your greater intellect and power? No? Oh OK, see ya."
 * "Crash Bandicoot, wait here, I have just the horrendous demise for you!"
 * "Ah Crash. What a surprise! I was just festering about you!"

When attacked by Crash

 * "My eyeball! I love that eyeball!"
 * "AGH! That hurt! Thank you!"
 * "Ow, my spleen is coming out! So that's what it looks like."
 * "Stop bullying me, man!"
 * "The pain...in my body...and organs...and body again..."
 * "You're trying to kill me, aren't you? How can I thank you?"
 * "Come on, what have I recently done to you?"
 * "OWW!!!! My inner ear! It's so tiny!"
 * "OW! Right in the missile!"
 * "Why are you so deliciously cruel?"
 * "I will drop a bomb right in your face for this."
 * "Why me?!"

When starting a race

 * "COME DOOMED FOOLS!! LET'S RACE!!!"
 * "You should all wet yourselves now! -short pause- Go on get it over with."
 * "I have many atomic torpedoes for you IDIOTS!!"
 * "Fear my doom buggy!"
 * "Head-rocket, ENGAGE!"
 * "Okay, who thinks they've got the marbles?"
 * "First I beat you all, then I will eat the succulent buttery muffin."
 * "Okay dumb faces. Who's got the marbles to race?"
 * "I can't wait to shower weapons on you all!"
 * "Who's first for N-Gin?"
 * "My atomic acceleration...will defeat you all!"
 * "We'll see who the toady sidekick is now!"

When starting from a standstill

 * "Lovely...dangerous acceleration!"
 * "More power! More!"
 * "Engage, hyper acceleration!"
 * "Screaming fireballs of speed!"
 * "I am burning rubber, and radioactives!"
 * "Stay out of my way, and nobody gets hurt."
 * "I live for reckless behavior!"
 * "Fear my plutonium engine!"
 * "Yes...the speed thrills me."
 * "Perhaps...SPEED!!!...is the answer."
 * "Must...GO FASTER!!!"

When passing an opponent vehicle

 * "I pass you like gas!"
 * "Take up a slower sport, like full-contact... duck-hunting or... something... with a duck."
 * "Try another sport. Like knitting!"
 * "First, I'll beat you. THEN I'LL BOMB YOU!!"
 * "Your mother is the speed limit now!"
 * "It's getting hard to see you back there!"
 * "Some driver you are, goat child!"
 * "You are just too slow, silly monkey."
 * "Now you have seen what a real cyborg can do."
 * "Perhaps you need a speed boost! Hahahaha!"
 * "Farewell foolish child!"

When passed by an opponent vehicle

 * "Oh you make me so mad now."
 * "I will catch you! And do--something HORRIBLE to you!"
 * "I will visit doom on you and your family!"
 * "Hey, you get back here!"
 * "I'll ruin you, like I ruined my prom dress! I mean tux!"
 * "All weapons, fire on Mr. Dumb Face!"
 * "That's not right."
 * "You will regret that! Regret it so much!"
 * "Oh you little pig duckling!"
 * "I'll squash your head for that!"
 * "I should really use a speedburst now."

When brushing against an opponent vehicle

 * "AAAAH! MY OCULAR CAVITY!!"
 * "I can take the pain."
 * "Ow, my chapped thighs!"
 * "Great Caesar's ghost!"
 * "OUCH!! I BROKE MY BUM!"
 * "Try that again, SO I CAN FEED YOU TO MY MONKEY!!"
 * "That hurt my colon so much!"
 * "MY INNIE IS NOW AN OUTIE!"
 * "I think you broke my favorite leg!"
 * "Great rockets of pain in my face."
 * "I need vengeance!"
 * "They should take your license. BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID!!"
 * "You crazy person!"
 * "Just stay out of my way, doom monkey."
 * "You rat-monkey-pig-dog!"
 * "Whew, I missed him. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!"
 * "I should back up and get that guy."
 * "You stay away, or I'm bringing the doom!"
 * "Go away! Or I'll go upside your head!"
 * "Don't fear the reaper, (Low tone: I need more cowbell). I DON'T HAVE A COWBELL!"
 * "You are safe. For now!"
 * "Too scared to collide with me?"
 * "Scared of my cyber power?"
 * "WHAT WAS THAT?!"
 * "Call that a crash?"
 * "Soon you will taste my grill, little monkey!"
 * "Yes! Dance little monkey! DANCE!!"
 * "Yes! Run from N. Gin! RUN!!"
 * "You're trying to kill me man. I like that."
 * "You're just trying to scare me. But you won't!"
 * "Look out! Coming through!"
 * "Leave me and my head-rocket alone!"
 * "I will pop you like a lard balloon for that!"
 * "Hit me harder! For I like it!"
 * "I love it when they flee from me."
 * "That little touch is nothing."
 * "What's the matter, little baby? Do you need your bottle, LITTLE BABY?!?!?!?!"
 * "Ouch!"
 * "Hey!"
 * "Lousy minor inconvenience."
 * "Back! Or I will shower you with sharp things!"
 * "Oh, now you are just trying to make me angry."
 * "Back off, man!"
 * "What are you doing, man?"
 * "You will perish very soon!"

When brushing against a wall

 * "My precious car!"
 * "My driving shames me."
 * "Oh, what are you thinking, man?"
 * "Keep your mind on the race N-Gin."
 * "Oh, I am a fool."
 * "Hey, I dropped my muffin!"
 * "Ow! That hurt!"
 * "Oh, that impact was regretable!"
 * "Oh, donkey butter!"
 * "And my paint! I spent forever on that!"
 * "Oh the insurance company's never gonna go for that one!"
 * "Hey! Uh...little help?"

When hit by a weapon

 * "The ceaseless pain!"
 * "Need for revenge...building."
 * "Save me, Mommy!"
 * "No! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
 * "Back off, man. Don't make me hurt you."
 * "Is that all you've got?"
 * "Painful like donkey kick!"
 * "Oh, the embarrassment!"
 * "Stop it! I got something in my eye."
 * "Hey, you're making my underwear ride up."
 * "Oh, now that really hurts."
 * "Ow! I got a lot of glass in my eye!"
 * "Hey, you're giving me a wedgie!"

When breaking a trackside target

 * "Oh yes the filth."
 * "I revel in your brokeness."
 * "The lovely destruction."
 * "Break my pretties, break!"
 * "Coco did it."
 * "That's much better!"
 * "Now I feel like a real man!"
 * "Wow, that was cool!"
 * "Haha, and my mother said I'd never accomplish anything!"
 * "Oh I feel so satisifed!"
 * "I am so excited now!"

When attacking an opponent vehicle

 * "I got more of that for you!"
 * "Ohhh..that beautiful weapon..felt so good!"
 * "Take that father! What? Did I say father?"
 * "There can be only one!"
 * "Cry for me little baby! Cry!"
 * "You have no one to blame. But your stupid face."
 * "Take that Mr. Sucker!"
 * "More atomic snowballs of vengenace! More!"
 * "Ohhh! He takes a hard ball right under the chin!"

When destroying an opponent vehicle

 * "Yes...Meet your doom fool!"
 * "Oh the happy joy!"
 * "Ohh, such a tragedy! Heheheh."
 * "It is your destiny."
 * "Come back so I can destroy you again!"
 * "More, N-Gin want more!"
 * "I'm actually...happy!"
 * "Enjoy your screaming doom!"
 * "Aww, poor little baby."
 * "You make N-Gin laugh. Ah-ha!"
 * "Does it hurt? Tell N-Gin of the pain."
 * "Reset your car so I can do that again."

When destroyed by an opponent vehicle

 * "NOOOO! THE SWEET PAIN!!"
 * "I regret nothing."
 * "I blame myself for this."
 * "The delicious burning!"
 * "Sing the doom song!"
 * "I'm too pretty!"
 * "I must keep going."
 * "Why do I do this to myself?"
 * "Ohhh, the sweet searing agony!"
 * "SWEET MEXICAN WALNUTS, THAT HURTS!"
 * "It's high school all over again. Ouch."
 * "I...I won't cry. You can't make me!"
 * "Give my remains to science!"

When flying through the air

 * "Ohh! I soiled myself."
 * "What am I doing up here?"
 * "Start bombing run! ...hehehehe..."
 * "Watch the skies!"
 * "Quick! Shoot at civilians!"
 * "Oh, the glory of the skies."
 * "I... think I wet myself."
 * "Up in the sky! IT'S A COMPLETE MANIAC!"
 * "This... Okay, this is scaring me."
 * "This is going to hurt."
 * "There must be something I can shoot from here."
 * "Fear my vertical power."

When clashing

 * "Cybernetic merge power...ACTIVATE!"
 * "Form of...a killing machine!"
 * "Fire the Gunneratortron!"
 * "Finally...I made a friend!"
 * "That's just so cool."
 * "I will use your lovely mechanical parts."
 * "Now I am twice the lovely."
 * "Victory is assured now."
 * "Yes! Yes! Use the gun often!"
 * "Now I look as pretty as I feel."
 * "Now we can do some damage!"

When declashing

 * "I can't be seen with a freak like you!"
 * "You and me...just aren't working out. It's me. It's not you."
 * "You just can't cut the cheese, pal!"
 * "Yeah...you need to go."
 * "I'm through sucking up to you."
 * "I've grown tired of you."
 * "Seriously, you're just not evil enough."
 * "So long... LOSER!!"
 * "I think you should go."
 * "Time to watch me win red boy!"

When carrying an item

 * "Ooohh, what do we have here?"
 * "It's the present I've always wanted!"
 * "With this, I will do great evil!"
 * "Too bad, rat-pigs! This is all for me."
 * "More! I'm confident!"
 * "Ohhhh! I wanted a muffin!"
 * "Now this is what I'm talking about!"
 * "Ohh, the firm love of a fine Power Crystal."
 * "Mine! All mine! You can't have it!"
 * "Mine...ALL MINE!"
 * "Stuff...dreams are made of."
 * "I'm so happy."
 * "Noo..You can't have it.."
 * "What do I do with this?"
 * "That's what I'm talking about."
 * "More fuel for my evil machine."
 * "Better than buttery toe flop!"
 * "Finally I have you. Most precious of collectibles."
 * "Precious collectible... I will hide and keep you, and love you, and touch you."
 * "Now you will fear me."
 * "With this, I will build weapons of great -breathes in- power!"
 * "More goodness for N-Gin. Heheheh."
 * "The power flows through me!"

When running over a park drone

 * "He was asking for it!"
 * "Hey! Don't scratch my car!"
 * "I will reanimate you later."
 * "Stay down, little man! Stay down!"
 * "Take that, you FREAK!"
 * "The smack is like music! SWEET MUSIC!!"
 * "You bring me joy with your doom!"
 * "Next lap, I'm hitting you again."
 * "I got him!"
 * "-laughs- I rattled him good!"
 * "Hehehehe, that was fun."
 * "Perhaps, I should watch the road!"
 * "I live for that!"

When winning a race

 * "Poor little baby can't aim! Why can't you aim, little baby?"
 * "You must be one with the weapon, grasshopper."
 * "Hah! You couldn't lick my master's delicious boots!"
 * "Perhaps you need a head rocket of your own, monkey face!"
 * "Villagers with torches couldn't get me! What chance do you have?!"
 * "Well, when life gives you lemons... LOCK FORWARD WITH TORPEDOS!!!"
 * "You are fools to challenge me, FOOLS!"
 * "What's the matter? Blinded? By my beauty?"
 * "More!! Shoot more lovely weapons at me!"
 * "I'm sorry. Was someone shooting at me?"
 * "I'm happy! I'm actually happy! (breathes in) It hurts!"
 * "I'm the greatest... cyborg driver ever!"
 * "I wonder if I will be put on a cereal box. Cyborg crunchies with a little prize inside!"
 * "I'm safe. You suck."
 * "Try again, silly person!"

When losing a race

 * "I win! I win! Oh wait I lost. Never mind!"
 * "Don't laugh at me. You will regret laughing at me!"
 * "You will not escape me for long."
 * "How could my cybernetic eye fail me?"
 * "Oh what a waste of good doom!"
 * "Noo! My beautiful weapon has missed!"
 * "Hey, you moved, no fair!"
 * "When I get my donkey missile, you're done for!"
 * "You lousy cockroach, stay still!"
 * "Oh the self-loathing and misery.. feel so good!"
 * "What am I doing?"
 * "Run fools run! Soon I will get you!"
 * "Oh the shame of missing."
 * "You are just making it worse for yourself."
 * "You think you've beaten me? Well maybe for now."
 * "No! How did my radioactive brain fail me?"
 * "I will shower your homes with huge exploding weavels for this!"
 * "I will return, with laser beam eyeballs!"
 * "Perhaps, I need a bigger rocket in my head."
 * "I'm so sad. So very, very sad. Hold me!"
 * "It's like my father always said to me, SHUT UP N-GIN, YOU FREAK!"
 * "Oh, I need a pastry. Maybe a muffin."
 * "The breakfast sweet breads always forgive!"
 * "This is so embarrassing. I hope no one is watching."
 * "How did this happen? Oh right. I'M INSANE!!!"
 * "Great bouncing barnacles! I'm mad!"
 * "I'm going to get flocked into the stone ages for this! -sarcastically- Yippe!"

Credits

 * "Good day to Tim's wife Katie. And pretty daughter Sophie. Hehehe..I'm not pretty!
 * "Vlad would like to thank his parents for all the quarters. And for not nicknaming him...THE IMPALER!"
 * "Greetings guy of the long-janxes. I am a member of the short jenxes. And I do not eat cheese. What?"
 * "Hello to Gene's darling wife Marnie, who broke my heart in High School! And their children Jordan and Jenna."
 * "Rick would like to thank Keith, Tyler, and Karon. What a bunch of goody two-shoes!"
 * "Hello Michelle, Nova, and super-villian in training..Dylan. Who I hope to serve one day! My little master...your will is my command."
 * (Unintelligible gibberish) "Thank you for helping me so much. Ohhh! Isn't Chris sweet?!"
 * "Hey Nancey...WOOOO-HOOOO!! HEEHAHA...Heh I think I hurt myself."
 * (Unintelligible gibberish) "I've been to Korea. Your food gives me gas!"
 * (Reply to Cortex's comment about the guy thanking his wife or kids.) "Nope!"
 * "Hello Elissa! Be seeing you soon. Hehehe."
 * "Hiron would like to thank the academy. He, you like him. You really like him. And I like him! I like him a lot! He is my friend. And we'll go to the lake, and we'll braid each others hair. Hehe!"
 * "Sanella would like to thank her supportive husband. Who picks her up, and bench-presses her! Daily!"
 * "This guy's so stupid. He got stabbed in a shootout!"
 * "This guy gets all the chicks."
 * "This guy is such a moron, he couldn't put M&M's in alphabetical order!"
 * "Darren Esau. Single. Of course. And available. E-mail at Darren.Esau@Gmail.com. Haaooohhh heh. (To Cortex) WHAT KIND OF A WEB ADDRESS IS THAT?!?"
 * "Hey wooke...What? Stephanie! I love you! You can touch me if you want hehehehe...Please."
 * "This guy's education stopped at hooked on Phonex."
 * "Hello Erica, Lasmarias family and Palamo family. I was named after a state in New England! That is famous for maple syrup. Sticky."
 * "Hello to the happy squirrel friends of Ziemek. WHAT IS HE DOING WITH THE SQUIRRELS?!"
 * "Do you have stairs in your house? Voted 5 golden man babies! I don't know what that means!"
 * "Hello, and thank you to Lilien and Naema. You are my cute little fuzzy slippers!"
 * "Charles Dennis as Park Drone. How appropriate!"
 * "Danny Mann as Von Clutch. And all things german! Like bratwurst and schnitzel! "WHAT IS A SCHNITZEL?!"
 * "Debi Derryberrry as Coco. Oh derryberry. My favorite of all the berries! She's so sweet!"
 * "Morgan Gerhard...Why didn't you record this you fool?!"
 * "Nolan North as N-Gin! Wait, that's me! And him is me and me is him! I'm so confused! He's an idiot! Wait that means I'm an idiot...Cut!"
 * "Quinton Flynn as Chick. Come back to Cleveland!"
 * "Roger L. Jackson as Willie the half-fruit mascot! Roger why do you commute this far?"
 * "Shanelle Workman as Pasadena Possum. My favorite of all the marsupials! They're so tasty. Like chicken."
 * "This guy is so stupid, it took him two hours to watch sixty minutes!"

Unused

 * "I have arrived safely! short pause- That's a first!"
 * "In the nick of time!"
 * "Finally, I have arrived! On to victory!"
 * "Oh-ho, that's good!"
 * "Oh, the thrill of on the way to victory!"
 * "Let's see you do that with a rocket in your head!"
 * "Time for a pick-me-up pastry!"
 * "Tada! Now I feel like a man."
 * "Here we are! Now to find a bigger gun!"
 * "NOOO! I can't be late!"
 * "Time keeps on slipping... -singsong- Into the future! Ahhh...help."
 * "I will be flayed for my tardiness!"
 * "I must go faster. No time!"
 * "Oh, now that clock is wrong!"
 * "Oh, no. I'll lose my perfect attendance award!"
 * "No gold stars for me!"
 * "Think positively, N. Gin. You can do it. NO, YOU CAN'T!"
 * "I need more time...time for my stuff!"
 * "Sometimes...I feel so lonely. Someone hold me!"
 * "I must finish... or the Doctor will punish me!"
 * "Oh, the time! She is leaving!"
 * "I got to get my head out of my...car seat!"
 * "With this rocket and those boots, I will look extremely fashionable."
 * "I wish Dr. Cortex knew the real me. He's so superficial!"
 * "I have just enough cash for a frothy cup of wumpa whip. Now, where is Willie Wumpa Cheeks?"
 * "Hmm... Did I leave the iron on at home? -short pause- Do I have an iron?"
 * "This place is mucho fun! I wonder how much an annual pass is?"
 * "Now, if I win, do I have to give the park ownership to Dr. Cortex?"
 * "Nooo! I'm all out of E-tickets! Now where did I see that scalper?"
 * "That Pasadena Possum lady... ain't all that."
 * "I hope to unleash a fair to middling amount of carnage in the next race, by gum. -realizes that nobody says "by gum" with a short pause- "BY GUM"!?! WHO SAYS "BY GUM"!?!"
 * "I wonder if there is a way I can make an immunity deal with the feds. I have the most peculiar craving for ice cream and pickles. Hmm..."
 * "Why doesn't anyone want to hang with me? Am I not hangable? Am I ugly or something?"